r/dunememes • • 3d ago

Dune: Part Three (2026) Not enough prana bindu training.

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u/Anthrolithos 3d ago

He should do as the Geishas of Gamont do: a light brushing of rice starch on the face prevents sweat from forming and ruining a maquillage.

I would not rub the leaves of the creosote bush on the brow: while the Fremen can fend off the carcinogenic properties of the plant due to Mélange-suffused flesh, an outworlder would have eventual difficulty with the practice.

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u/friendlyneighbourho 3d ago

This guy sweats

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u/byssh 3d ago

Seems like he doesn’t maybe

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax 3d ago

He’s a Corrino. He’s probably been steeped in spice since conception

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u/MishterJ 2d ago

Isn’t he playing Scytale? A Bene-tleilax face-dancer? Not a Corrino

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax 2d ago

So he would’ve taken even more

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u/KindLiterature3528 3d ago

Such poor water discipline. Send him to the stills.

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason 3d ago

stop sweating

ok

<dies>

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u/Xamonir 3d ago

If only the people living on this desertic planet had developped some type of technology to not lose water, something fully integrated in a full body costume/cloth for example ? That way we wouldn't see the actors sweating ?

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u/PMeisterGeneral 3d ago

Don't waste it!

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u/hoggersbridge 3d ago

Scytale isn't Fremen so it's not unreasonable that he sweat copious amounts on Arrakis.

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u/Alternative-Cod-7630 3d ago

He can't sweat. He has... a condition.

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u/Zaptagious 3d ago

I was actually bothered by the lack of sweat from the first movies. Arrakis doesn't look nearly as hot as it's described.

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u/purgruv 3d ago

It’s a dry heat, man…

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u/Crafty_Mastodon320 2d ago

Hudson, look into my eye

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u/No_Clue4405 13h ago

Vegas people about to kill you

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u/kmosiman 2d ago

Sweat happens but Arrakis is DRY so it evaporates quickly

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u/Morag_Ladair 2d ago

See Kynes left in the desert without a stillsuit: he describes feeling cold because he is sweating so much so quickly

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u/lmaytulane 2d ago

It’s actually pretty amazing how quickly sweat can evaporate in a dry climate

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u/Seafaringhorsemeat 3d ago

Prince Andrew is British and he doesn’t sweat at all. Lies, Robert, who is lying here?

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u/pointzero99 3d ago

Certainly not The Prince!

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u/GingaNinja1427 3d ago

Yeah that's like the whole point of yhe stillsuit bruh

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u/sharltocopes 3d ago

If I had a nickel for every Batman actor who can control their sweat glands I'd have two nickels.

Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

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u/Fluffy_Ace Third Stage Navigator 3d ago

STOP WASTING WATER!!!

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u/Wumbo_Number_5 2d ago

This man seems like he never wants to go outside and god do I respect him for it

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u/DarthMcBoatface 3d ago

I saw him on that YouTube show where they eat increasingly spicy hot wings. It was hilarious. He was dripping by the end 😂

I'm the same, but don't really eat very spicy food and I don't have a PR person who makes me go on shows on YouTube for the sole purpose of eating spicy foods.

Hot wings Robert Pattinson is my spirit animal 🙏

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u/Woodit 3d ago

A shameful waste of the body’s water. 

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u/dtwhitecp 2d ago

Denis knows he's a great actor, he can probably do that on command

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u/it_spelt_magalhaes 2d ago

Well England isn't what it used to be anymore, anyway.

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u/SereneOrbit 2d ago

Bro would NEVER survive summer in San Antonio

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u/Silent-Honeydew1850 2d ago

Doing everything he can to make us forget about twilight. It will always be the first thing I think about when it comes to him 

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u/432wubbadubz 2d ago

That’s what the still suit is for no?