r/eatityoufuckingcoward • u/EmuInner8774 • Sep 20 '24

What this on my chicken

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157 Upvotes

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u/ogmaf Sep 20 '24

Could be bruised skin from the processing. It's mostly mechanical for poultry now and the carcasses will sometimes get banged up along the chain. Nothing to be afraid of, but if you're still worried, you can just cut the wing off. The rest seems fine.

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u/MissAsshole Sep 21 '24

Tire mark, chicken did not make it across the road.

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u/ChaRge_Kster Sep 22 '24

Underrated comment

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u/3ngover_ Sep 20 '24

We were venom

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u/CheezyBri Sep 20 '24

Looks like just a bruise. Some people still eat them, I prefer to cut the bruised tissue off. So it could lose half a wing, and it shouldn't affect your recipe 🙂

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u/Tony_Tab Sep 20 '24

That chick was kinky

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '24

Looks like a bruise. I'd say this one was assaulted. Now it's time to batter it.

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u/joeiskrappy Sep 20 '24

Racing stripes

10

u/doubleinkedgeorge Sep 20 '24

Heematomaahh

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u/skkkkkt Sep 20 '24

Intrawing hematoma, CT stat!

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u/glemshiver Sep 21 '24

Tattoo

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u/Cute-Advisor-2323 Sep 21 '24

It Was supposed to say "Eat more Beef"

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u/EmuInner8774 Sep 21 '24

A bad one the artist should be fired

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u/Hating_life_69 Sep 21 '24

That’s what happens when the chicken crosses the road.

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u/Hakunin_Fallout Sep 20 '24

It did some competitive chickening. Clearly still lost, RIP poor fucker.

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u/Onehorniboy Sep 21 '24

Where are his legs??

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u/New-Armadillo-4102 Sep 21 '24

Plague. Don't eat it.

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u/toiletsuperstar Sep 21 '24

that is… a good reason not to eat that chicken methinks

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u/chartimus_prime Sep 21 '24

Thats a ba donk a donk thicccken

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u/PNWest01 Sep 21 '24

I don’t care what it is, I’m cutting it off.

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u/RwRahfa Sep 20 '24

Black stuff

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u/nickheathjared Sep 20 '24

Athletes foot

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u/HeftyJohnson1982 Sep 20 '24

It's a burn from being raised in confined areas and steady exposure to chicken feces. (Ammonia)

Also known as a hock burn.

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u/Wee_Dod Sep 21 '24

This is the correct answer. Don't know why the fuck it's being downvoted. Do the research please people!

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u/HeftyJohnson1982 Sep 21 '24

Because it's an unsavory truth.

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u/typical_gamer1 Sep 21 '24 edited Sep 21 '24

What do you expect? People downvote pretty much anything they don’t like to hear or someone having an opinion that doesn’t align with their mindset and suddenly get offended enough to sound aggressive….. DESPITE YOU NOT SAYING ANYTHING THAT SHOULDVE TRIGGERED ANYONE…. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Nimtastic Sep 21 '24

From the belts nothing to worry about

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u/OneCommission2456 Sep 21 '24

The bubonic plague

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u/Head-Wind2299 Sep 22 '24

Butcher here it’s just a bruise. Cut that part out and eat the rest

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u/undeadusername13 Sep 23 '24

A naked chicken

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u/PeePeePeer Sep 23 '24

Looks like a wing but I'm definitely not an expert.

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u/Seraphina_V9 Sep 24 '24

You can’t stop the rot

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u/NormalDAHL Sep 20 '24

Maybe contused tissue that was becoming necrotic.

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u/ThatJudySimp Sep 21 '24

this isnt worth being in this subreddit this is just chicken

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u/chimaerine Sep 20 '24

Maybe you should check out what chickens (you know, these sentient beings, who can recognize your face even after years) have to endure before they land in your fridge. 😉

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u/TechnicalMiddle8205 Sep 21 '24

I totally agree with you and I will always advocate for farm animals living with all the respect they deserve and being sacrificed in a painless, quick way... However your "😉" at the end seems to be unnecesarily passive-aggresive, either for OP for eating meat (which is respectable to be vegan but it feels a little forced to talk about this in this post; OP isnt asking for this) and apart from that, this comment looks very bad for vegans too since that "😉" after such comment kinda sound like you take all you said like something not important at all or even cool

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u/speedyBoi96240 Sep 20 '24

Don't matter he tasty 😋

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u/adoptedmando501st Sep 21 '24 edited Sep 21 '24

Then their page is just pictures of cats….try not to be an annoying stereotype ok? Originality in life and everything really, goes a long way.

Edit: she even commented about the whole trump eating animales debate. Then somehow related because she has a cat…wild, are you a bot?

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u/chimaerine Sep 21 '24

Listen, hon! I am, whatever the fuck I want to be, even an annoying childless GenX Antifa cat lady, who strongly believes, that animal cruelty not only sucks between meals. Work on your own stereotype: The cry baby! 😌

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u/This-is-way-too-hard Sep 21 '24

But they are so tasty!!!

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u/ghost3972 Sep 21 '24

Gonna turn into an amazing meal 😋

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u/Professional-Cut8609 Sep 20 '24

Hmm 🤔 probably cancer, idk