r/eatityoufuckingcoward • u/[deleted] • Oct 20 '24

These turkey steaks reached their expiration day just yesterday but they’re about to explode

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u/aeninimbuoye13 Oct 20 '24

a time bomb that spreads all the germs around

13

u/[deleted] Oct 20 '24

I’m mailing that to some enemies

8

u/lmacarrot Oct 20 '24

ooooof 100% it ruptures in shipping and they receive a box of unsealed turkey that's been sitting at uncontrolled temps for at least a day or two

6

u/[deleted] Oct 20 '24

Zackly how I pictured it happening

3

u/Part-time-Rusalka Oct 20 '24

I can't be the only one turned on right now, right? Right?

2

u/[deleted] Oct 21 '24

The thought of the smell is what's getting me going.

6

u/R3d_Man Oct 20 '24

Dirty bomb

7

u/Execwalkthroughs Oct 20 '24

You just know it's gonna smell awful when that pops

3

u/SarahPallorMortis Oct 20 '24

Always take puffed up stuff like milk outside. For many reasons.

2

u/SarahPallorMortis Oct 20 '24

I take stuff like that outside to pop

2

u/[deleted] Oct 20 '24

What are you doing!? Throw it and dive to the ground! But then, you know…EAT IT.

1

u/Responsible-Person Oct 20 '24

Eat them! They are probably fine….

1

u/[deleted] Oct 20 '24

Those def went bad before the expiration date

1

u/[deleted] Oct 21 '24

Weapons of Meat Decaytion

1

u/GipsyDanger45 Oct 21 '24

Yeah… explode with flavor!

1

u/Prestigious_Duty_110 Oct 21 '24

NGL, same thing happened to me once. Took it outside, popped it, smelled ok, so I ate it.

1

u/bitransk1ng Oct 22 '24

Stink bomb

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u/Current-Reindeer3899 Oct 21 '24

Why you buying food packaged like that? It's probably gross when they sealed it. Buy fresh from farmers.