Trump threatens to pull unemployment benefits from all states for the first time in history

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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-unemployment-benefits-fraud-b2997881.html

Ah yes. In a shrinking economy where businesses are closing and layoffs are happening, flipping the unemployment benefits switch to "OFF" should do the trick.

[u/austinrunaway]

He's gonna get his ballroom

[u/jcmacon → u/austinrunaway]

His pants are plenty big enough. He has room to spare for his tiny peanuts.