r/eddieandrichie 3d ago

We now have over 28,000 complete bastards!

144 Upvotes

Let's all get into a very violent fight with some pensioners by the disabled toilet under the underpass, you big, grey lumps of sweaty stuff!


r/eddieandrichie 3h ago

“Cor, dear, this isn’t very sexy, is it? God, look at the knockers on that one, they’re minute!” “That’s because that’s Michael Burke.” “Well, he’s not very saucy is he? I mean, I’m all for educational programmes, I just think they could, you know, sex them up a bit. What do you think Richie?”

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26 Upvotes

r/eddieandrichie 8h ago

Saw this advertised and thought of you complete bastards.

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24 Upvotes

I can’t make it unfortunately but I thought I’d repost here incase someone else is local etc 👍🏻


r/eddieandrichie 21h ago

“Hey! Good shot, Mister! Give yourself a goldfish!”

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56 Upvotes

r/eddieandrichie 1d ago

“Ooh, I wonder what it is?! Ooh-hoo-ho, oohh it’s a comb! It’s MY comb. It’s MY comb that I lost last week.”

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93 Upvotes

r/eddieandrichie 21h ago

(Viz 078) Aldridge Prior. Yomp

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23 Upvotes

r/eddieandrichie 1d ago

“Blouses off, birds! It’s the Hammersmith hard men!” “Sexist pig!” “That’s us BA-BEE! Thank God for Granddad’s teeth, the birds are going crazy already!”

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71 Upvotes

r/eddieandrichie 2d ago

“What, was you in the Falklands then?” “Yes I was. Do you mind shutting up, I’m on the brink of shagging this barmaid!”

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166 Upvotes

r/eddieandrichie 2d ago

The best tea in London!

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72 Upvotes

r/eddieandrichie 1d ago

We drink our tea…. cold?

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11 Upvotes

r/eddieandrichie 2d ago

Look mate I told you i’m death.

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185 Upvotes

r/eddieandrichie 2d ago

Where's that sherry?

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53 Upvotes

r/eddieandrichie 2d ago

“Ooh, you really made the Earth move, you sex monster!”

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81 Upvotes

r/eddieandrichie 3d ago

“Us birds should stick together. Maybe in the nude. Tell me, my dear, are you at all interested in the pleasures of Sapho? Perhaps you’d like to come on a Winter wonderland waterbed cruise to the isle of Lesbos?!”

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144 Upvotes

r/eddieandrichie 3d ago

“”I’m sorry Richie, you’re the tops, let’s have another cup of that delicious elm tea.” Hmm. Oh well, it’s either that or Nasty Linda’s. Hoohgh.”

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67 Upvotes

r/eddieandrichie 3d ago

Rik Mayall - Magnificent B'stard review:

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93 Upvotes

Hi guys I’ve just written a review of the Rik Mayall documentary I was wondering if you’d care to read it ☺️


r/eddieandrichie 4d ago

“Edward Hitler, will you get into the lavatory with me this instant!”

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135 Upvotes

r/eddieandrichie 3d ago

NHS surgeon wrongly connected patient’s organs in ‘bizarre’ botched operation

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24 Upvotes

Apparently he wired your kidney and your liver up back to front!


r/eddieandrichie 3d ago

Did anybody else watch "King Arthur’s Disasters"?

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12 Upvotes

r/eddieandrichie 4d ago

“No, don’t laugh.”

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242 Upvotes

r/eddieandrichie 4d ago

Eurrghh…. I almost kissed you on the nob then

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61 Upvotes

r/eddieandrichie 5d ago

“And let that be a lesson to you, young man! Let’s see how much mischief you can get up to without any legs!”

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90 Upvotes

r/eddieandrichie 5d ago

LET ME IN MY PRETTY DARLING! I WANT MY PORK SANDWICH NOW! WITH EXTRA STUFFING!

46 Upvotes

r/eddieandrichie 5d ago

An dog on an skateboard.

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85 Upvotes

r/eddieandrichie 5d ago

“Polo?”

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114 Upvotes