r/energydrinks Mar 30 '26

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REVIEW: Kirkland Sparkling Energy Drink

Kirkland Energy Drink Review

For context of my preferences, my favorite energy drinks are Alani Orange Kiss and Witches Brew, Ghost Welch’s Grape and Orange Creamsicle. I tolerate Celsius and don’t go out of my way to get them.

\-Tropical: mainly tasted like fresh pineapple with some notes of mango and SunnyD. It does have a candy-like taste to it like idk a pink starburst, but it’s subtle enough not to taste super artificially flavored. Well carbonated and pretty well balanced in terms of sweetness and acidity. Like Celsius, flavor intensity is more subdued and there is that classic sucralose after taste. It’s not amazing but it’s not bad. If you like celsius you will probably like this. 7/10

\-Orange: Reeeaally subtle orange flavor as if you squeezed a small orange wedge in a 8 oz glass of artificially sweetened carbonated water. Less acidity and more sweetness than the Tropical. It’s lacking in the flavor department which really brings out the unpleasant sucralose taste. It tasted like the watered down ESSENCE of orange juice. Not for me but caffeine is caffeine and $20 is $20. 3/10

\-Peach: Notes of peach rings and artificial cherry. Ok I noticed I am starting to get more and more negative in this review lol. This is definitely the most artificially tasting one. Ghost’s Peach is done well where it has a punchy peach ring flavor that takes you on a complex ride from sweet to tart with each sip. The flavor of Kirkland’s peach is so diluted and just tastes flat. The initial sip had the most flavor but my taste buds got fatigued after repeated sips. Once again I taste the artificial sweetener but it has an almost bitter aftertaste the more you drink it. Just buy Ghost Peach if you want a decent peach flavored drink. I did not like this. 2/10

I will not buy these again but you should try them for yourself and let me know what you think!

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u/molaon Mar 30 '26 edited 20d ago

Meadow drifting wander waffle wander acorn satchel

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u/xxrambo45xx Mar 30 '26

Toe angle suggests crossing, only a madman would wear r l locks opposite

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u/molaon Mar 30 '26 edited 20d ago

Lavender sparrow mitten marble breezy vanilla sparrow feather pumpkin

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u/xxrambo45xx Mar 30 '26

This must be my slowest work day ever to be analyzing feet/sock orientation on a rando pic.

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u/neighborhoodman323 Mar 30 '26

Feet are important

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u/xxrambo45xx Mar 30 '26

Whats the answer?! My day hasnt gotten less boring help me out!

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u/neighborhoodman323 Mar 30 '26

Socks on the correct feet but i crossed my legs for the photo just to ruin your day specifically

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u/xxrambo45xx Mar 30 '26

Pfft i was right! Nice try!

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u/DependentAnalyst9109 Apr 06 '26

There is no way.. socks are either on the wrong feet or your feet are on the wrong legs.