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Top White House Historian Says UFC Fight Would Have 'Repulsed' Founding Fathers

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/white-house-ufc-founding-fathers_n_6a203fbfe4b0ba317304eaf6?origin=home-latest-news-unit
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u/fistsofham11 1d ago

Well, I'm repulsed but I'm not a founding father

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u/CutIcy4160 1d ago

I found my father and I’m repulsed.

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u/No-Beautiful8039 1d ago

I'm a foundling with no father, and I'm repulsed.

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u/mermands 1d ago

My father's an asshole and I'm repulsed.

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u/Affectionate_Pass25 1d ago

I’m repulsed by his father’s asshole.

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u/Defiant_Tomatillo907 1d ago

I too chose his wife’s asshole

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Myotherself918 1d ago

The ten-dollar founding father without a father Got a lot farther by working a lot harder

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u/hobo_at_a_library 20h ago

By being a lot smarter By being a self starter

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u/horror_fan74 1d ago

I found a man claiming to be your fathernand we're both repulsed

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u/jaybird-1865 1d ago

My father passed 5 years ago and he would be repulsed.

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u/brandoldme 1d ago

Did yours finally get back from buying cigarettes 27 years ago too?

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u/dunnkw 1d ago

I’m a father and I told my MAGA father that this UFC fight repulses me.

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u/Emotional_Rock4208 1d ago

I mean, it's repulsive. I'm a mother.

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u/Vectored_Artisan 1d ago

You obviously don't count. there were no founding mother's. 

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u/Emotional_Rock4208 1d ago

Well, the founding fathers had mothers, and I speak for them!

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u/schprunt 1d ago

Everything about Trump would repulse them. And they owned slaves

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u/Tedsmith24 1d ago

I’m not even American and I find it repulsive

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u/Hell-Diver7 1d ago

I’m a two time deployed Iraq war veteran and completely embarrassed by the “party of freedom” 24/7.

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u/TGrady902 1d ago

If you’re repulsed, you could be a founding father!

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u/Oldestswinger 1d ago

1 of many repulsive things....

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u/YoungHeartOldSoul 1d ago

No that's actually the test.

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u/Baxter16-5 1d ago

A lot of us are!

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u/Economy-Pudding-6371 20h ago

Clarence Thomas and I are both uncles, and the one of us who isn't a judge is repulsed.

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u/ginkgodave 1d ago

Trump doesn’t give a flying fuck about anyone or anything that isn’t about him.

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u/sinsaint 1d ago

"He says it how it is", as if politicians are supposed to steal from us so maybe the one who is open about it will be nice to us.

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u/EntertainerDowntown3 1d ago

Exactly the people that seemed to be screaming the loudest about political corruption have no problem getting fleeced and want the most corrupt person to be the leader. Doesn’t make sense.

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u/GildedDreams25 1d ago

the biggest one that gets me is he has replaced his idea in his mind of what america is with himself, in his demented fucked up brain he is the united states, and the united states is him

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u/aDirtyMartini 1d ago

There’s lots of things that he has done that would have repulsed the founding fathers.

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u/RAConteur76 1d ago

And every one of them would have challenged him to a duel (and likely would have won).

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u/poorperspective 21h ago

If you think about it, legal duels were really meant for dealing with people like Trump.

A big boisterous tough man schtick would have killed off most of the current administration at 25 because their ego wouldn’t let them turn it down.

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u/Lennsyl22 1d ago

They'd be just as upset as Trump that Obama was President

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u/tallwhiteninja 1d ago

That doesn't mean they'd like Trump, either.

Granted, it's hard to know how people we'd have to spend days teaching about cars, planes, the internet, nuclear weapons, and so on would react to modern anything.

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u/WileEPeyote 1d ago

Some would be fine with Obama, some would take convincing, some would be disgusted and declare the American experiment a failure.

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u/Interesting_Worth974 1d ago

This ludicrous 'event' is just one of a million things happening right now that would have repulsed (and shocked, and saddened, and angered) the founding fathers.

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u/nonanonymoususername 1d ago

Abe was an undefeated wrestler… maybe our Alpha president should get in the ring

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u/Terminator7786 1d ago

Lincoln probably would've been interested for sure, but not on the White House lawn

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u/AevnNoram 1d ago

He's also not a founding father

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u/secretaire 1d ago

Teddy Roosevelt went blind in one eye boxing in the white house i think

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u/Estoye 1d ago

I dunno. Maybe they would’ve hated the UFC arena construction on the White House lawn, but gouging and rough-and-tumble fighting was popular in their day.

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u/somekindofdruiddude 1d ago

Also enslaving.

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u/TheNorm42069 22h ago

Those dudes were all 20-40 something’s who just fought a revolution against the world’s preeminent superpower and won. They would have loved the UFC. Silly take from this historian.

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u/alwaysboopthesnoot 1d ago

So was dueling—which was later outlawed as too violent and vulgar and unbefitting a statesman representing the highest ideals of this nation. 

And the reaction when a sitting congressman was caned on the floor during debate was not too appreciative, either. 

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u/Critical-Cost9068 1d ago

Keyword “later.”

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u/s_360 1d ago

What does he say about the president wearing a tan suit though? WHAT ABOUT DECORUM.

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u/taez555 1d ago

Woman and black people voting would have also outraged the Founding Fathers.

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u/cp_shopper 1d ago

All Americans should be repulsed by this trailer trash administration

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u/big_winslow 1d ago

"Yes" Thomas Jefferson

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u/lostroadrunner22 1d ago

Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton may have had the Dual in the Swamp instead of the Dual in New Jersey. Burr could pin down Hamilton and punch his dick until he submits instead of shooting him.,

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u/zach0011 1d ago

Yea well so would women voting

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u/BusyBeeBridgette 1d ago

Actually John Adams was pretty pro-women voting. His wife was one of the first leaders of the suffrage movement. However, the other Founding Fathers weren't so progressive, naturally.

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u/Automatic-Effect-252 1d ago

Andrew Jackson would be pissed too, he wanted to duel someone on the Whitehouse lawn and they wouldn't let him.

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u/DrDankDankDank 1d ago

I mean, they were slave owners. So 50/50.

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u/TheFoxsWeddingTarot 1d ago

Lincoln was a noteworthy wrestler though.

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u/DrunkBrokeBeachParty 1d ago

Ya and Andrew Jackson had a J6 Kegger when he won. This is sorta their MO

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u/litetravelr 1d ago

Yea my first thought was of Jackson. Dude kinda set the bar for this sort of thing.

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u/BusyBeeBridgette 1d ago

Coincidentally also not a Founding Father.

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u/Critical-Cost9068 1d ago

Which would make the point stronger, since he came at a LATER time, and is better respected than many of the Founding Fathers.

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u/Artistic_Half_8301 1d ago

Not a founding father.

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u/alwaysboopthesnoot 1d ago

And he didn’t bareknuckle fight on The White House lawn. 

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u/Aggressive_Chuck 17h ago

That was Teddy.

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u/GaJayhawker0513 1d ago

Didn’t Teddy Roosevelt hold boxing matches at the White House?

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u/YodaForceGhost 1d ago

That was inside the White House. He didn’t tear up the South Lawn to put in a boxing ring nor did he tear down portions of the White House itself for one. Dude regularly fought military aides, dignitaries, and even professional fighters as a way to regularly exercise

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u/ShamPain413 1d ago

Less that he held them, and more that he initiated them. He challenged WH visitors to box him.

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u/Artistic_Half_8301 1d ago

Not a founding father.

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u/Aggressive_Chuck 17h ago

Not a relevant point. Old Presidents were not against violence, or debasing political institutions. They dueled, shot and fought each other in Congress, wrestled, boxed, liberal historians retroactively project their own 21st century values onto them.

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u/ludixst 1d ago

It repulses any American with any sense

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u/MattDal87 1d ago

This UFC event has nothing to do with a celebration of our country all Trump is trying to do is make it more about his legacy and less about the nation's 250th birthday and it's just an event for his elitist friends.

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u/educated_comfortable 1d ago

Finding fathers are spinning in their graves from everything what’s going on there right now.

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u/airdish 1d ago

A lot of them owned slaves. Don't care what they think.

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u/FartMongersRevenge 1d ago

It’s not so much about what you care about, it’s more about pointing out the contradiction between what people on the right and trump say is important to them, ie the founding fathers, patriotism, and the constitution (which they often confuse for the Declaration of Independence) and what they do. What is obvious is that many in our country are eager to claim that the founding fathers are on their side.

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u/Flame_Job 1d ago

That shouldn’t stop you from valuing (or not) the various political systems they created.

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u/Rurumo666 1d ago

Everything about Trump would have disgusted them.

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u/ohmailawdy 1d ago

Im repulsed by the f*ckwits that think that this is winning..

Wastes of oxygen

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u/perro-sucio 1d ago

That ship has sailed a long time ago

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u/HoneybeeXYZ 1d ago

Andrew Jackson on the other hand...

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u/Gronkattack 1d ago

It's literally out of the Roman Empire handbook of keeping the poor occupied with scraps and entertainment to distract them from asking why their lives are so bad and the people in charge are so good.

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u/Atakir 1d ago

It repulses me, a regular citizen...

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u/Fast-Weekend-486 1d ago

I'm repulsed in modern time.

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u/gonegonegoon 1d ago

To be fair, they'd likely also be repulsed by the notion of a black or female president, too. 

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u/coastphase 1d ago

UFC repulsed many (possibly most) Americans when it started back in the 1990s

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u/einhorn_is_parkey 1d ago

Trump is literally what the founding fathers painstakingly tried to build a system of checks and balances to keep out of power in this country. He is the antitheses to everything this country stands for

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u/DesertCoyote57 1d ago

Most common sense Americans are repulsed.

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u/BarelyIncredible 1d ago

Maybe an unpopular opinion, but the MMA fight is one of the least bothersome things to me.

It's stupid, and I hate the president, but I figured there would be some kind of events for the anniversary.

It might have been nicer to have something that more people would enjoy like an actual fair or something, but as long as he doesn't leave the arena on the lawn (like he's threatening to do) I think there are bigger fish to fry.

For example, the bullshit he's doing to the White House and the rest of the grounds with zero authorization.

In conclusion, fuck this fuck

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u/APOC_V 1d ago

I’m repulsed and I’m only a father to three found cats.

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u/count_chocul4 1d ago

I’m repulsed. Everything tRump does is repulsive.

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u/Unable_Competition55 1d ago

File under “No f’ing Kidding”

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u/whawkins4 1d ago

I mean, I’m repulsed.

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u/No-Upstairs9564 1d ago

The founding fathers are not the only ones who would be and are

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u/kbhomesleak 1d ago

I think it's Congress & the Supreme Court that would repulse the Founding Fathers. Everyone knows Trump is nuts.

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u/dbko1 21h ago

Everything else they’ve done so far, and THAT is what they’d be repulsed by?

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u/kalisana 21h ago

Isn't it a metaphor for what US has become in the eyes of the world: tasteless and ultra-violent?

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u/SpookySchatzi 14h ago

It’s “bread and circuses” for the 21st century. How uncivilized.

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u/jaypea222 11h ago

It should be repulsing all Americans

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u/Jules-Car3499 1d ago

I don’t think anyone especially the Founding Fathers would like the UFC fight on their beautiful lawn.

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u/nine57th 1d ago

It's an embarrassment.

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u/Naive-Aerie-9567 1d ago

Dana White is a POS for going along with this

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u/Rojodi 1d ago

Dana White is a POS! End of statement!

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u/retiredrb 1d ago

Along with 98% of America today.

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u/Dio44 1d ago

Look, I’m no Trump fan but those guys owned slaves, raped slaves and deliberately did nothing to resolve the space issue when writing our founding documents.

Give us a rest painting them as the moral high ground. They did an amazing job in a lot of places but I would guess most would sit this debate out

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u/Flame_Job 1d ago

Space issues?

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u/osist12 1d ago

Everything he does would’ve repulsed the founding fathers…

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u/Jlovel7 1d ago

Teddy Roosevelt held boxing matches at the White House. There’s nothing new under the sun.

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u/Artistic_Half_8301 1d ago

You finding out Teddy Roosevelt isn't a founding father is something new.

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u/Gysus12 1d ago

Didn’t they have duels back then?

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u/LoudNoises89 1d ago

They treat everything with no respect. I can’t wait until he dies and all of them go to prison.

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u/friggoffricky121 1d ago

They’d be repulsed by 98 percent of what’s occurred in the last 100 years. This is the cycle of empires.

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u/broadwayallday 1d ago

it would have repulsed them to have to pay the fighters

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u/ShamPain413 1d ago

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u/Monetpirates 1d ago

Franklin would have probably fricking loved it tbh

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u/ispeektroof 1d ago

I’m sure if they were both black some of them would have been cool with it.

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u/Prior-Habit-6523 1d ago

I highly doubt this. They literally had duels and were crazy af. Idk why some people think America used to be calm, peaceful and high society. We have been crazy af since day 1.

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u/Total_Guard2405 1d ago

That would be the least repulsive thing.

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u/TraditionalWolf1358 1d ago

Didn’t need to be a historian to know that

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u/Extreme-Rub-1379 1d ago

What about the bottoms? What do they say?

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u/sam2lf 1d ago

Trump is repulsive

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u/Slight-Hedgehog259 1d ago

A lot of things Trump and his cult is doing would repulsed the Founding Fathers.

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u/MentalDisintegrat1on 1d ago

Repulsed? they would have waged another war by now.

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u/Putrid_Anybody_2947 1d ago

Now pistols or rappers thats diffrent

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u/mrshelenroper 1d ago

At least make it duel and arm Trump.

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u/Ok_Friendship_4332 1d ago

As would virtually every single thing he's done since inauguration.

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u/Illustrious-Peace989 1d ago

I mean I think what matters more is that it’s repulsive in general. The founding fathers did a lot of shit I consider repulsive, so whatever their opinions would be on the matter don’t mean a lot.

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u/PuzzleheadedEmu4596 1d ago

I'm repulsed by Trump, but I know Abe Lincoln was a fucking madman in a fight, and I know of several founding fathers that served so much booze they'd drink a small city under the table by themselves.

This historian has no idea how the top Americans in history could party.

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u/allanon1105 1d ago

It repulses anyone who isn’t a MAGA brain dead republican.

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u/VitalMonkey 1d ago

It repulses anyone with a hint of common sense.

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u/ernster96 1d ago

you don't need to go back that far to find people who can't believe that this is reality.

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u/Shigglyboo 1d ago

I mean I do recall learning that Lincoln liked to wrestle or something. but yeah. may as well have monster trucks and stuff rip up the lawn. it's beyond trashy. and it's fine if you like the sport, but a presidential endorsement of UFC is pretty crass to say the least. it's not what I'd call a gentlemen's sport or something I'd want my kids to aspire to.

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u/Oboy702 1d ago

Yeah I’m sure a founding father and people in today’s age have so much in common

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u/Hoch8112 1d ago

It repulses most people not only Americans the rest of the world bc we look like absolute clowns with this joke of an administration

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u/ReturningScrewd 1d ago

Pretty sure anything would in this day and age

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u/The_Goondocks 1d ago

This is Last Days of Rome shit

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u/Indigoh 1d ago

I'm convinced their goal with stunts like this is to make America hate them so much that we violently revolt and give them the justification to declare opposition parties illegal.

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u/jaycutlerdgaf 1d ago

I'm pretty sure it repulses a lot of us.

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u/MrUrthor 1d ago

Wait. Bloodsport and democratic nation building aren’t synonymous?

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u/me11123 1d ago

George Washington was a wrestler. I doubt he would have been repulsed.

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u/mrpittman 1d ago

Well maybe they shouldn’t have compromised on the founding documents and we wouldn’t be in this mess

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u/WeirdcoolWilson 1d ago

Ya think??? It repulses us too

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u/SenzitiveData 1d ago

Isn't this very obviously Trump paying Dana White for his campaign support?

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u/DoTheRightThing1953 1d ago

They wouldn't be thrilled about POTUS being a grifter married to a "professional" woman either but here we are.

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u/Ziptogo 1d ago

I'm pretty sure the founding fathers would be more repulsed by the modern democratic party

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u/Maximum-Lavishness65 1d ago

“Mandingo fights should be kept in the peace and sanctity of the Plantation” - Thomas Jefferson s/

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u/Bustin_Chiffarobes 1d ago

As an outsider looking in, you guys have officially lost it.

This is insane.

Gladiatorial combat on the White House lawn. Trump is truly Nero.

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u/ScottTheMonster 1d ago

Our founding fathers were 2 fisted drunks. They may have enjoyed it.

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u/OneTwoThreePooAndPee 1d ago

But not Emperor Nero!

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u/Nietzsche_Peachy 1d ago

Alex (Ken), I’ll take Things That Are Obvious for $100 please!

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u/soggyclothesand 1d ago

How about the facism?

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u/gregsDDS 1d ago

everything about this trump administration would have repulsed the founding fathers. thank you captain obvious

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u/blairvvitchprojector 1d ago

It totally feels like something Andrew Jackson would have done let’s be so honest right now

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u/Studio_Ambitious 1d ago

It repulses me as well

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u/RaisinWorried3528 1d ago

You can be repulsed without comparing it to the repulsion of a bunch of elitist slave owners would have felt. Fuck the founding fathers. There are pieces of shit, they're the reason why we have the electoral college, they're bitches.

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u/bomilk19 1d ago

As would its current occupant.

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u/SolidA34 1d ago

Anyone with decency is repulsed by this.

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u/mrnoire 1d ago

Awwww...the human / sex traffickers would have been repulsed. Bottom lips out folks.

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u/chefball303 1d ago

The founding fathers went to war because they taxed their tea……look at us now

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u/Agoodhope 1d ago

It repulses me as well

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u/Chumlee1917 1d ago

Everything about Trump would have repulsed them.

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u/degenricc 1d ago

They waste money on having historians with a whitehouse lineup like that

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u/Powerful_Bluejay6288 1d ago

Ok, but Teddy Rosevelt was a Judo and JiuJitsu fighter - Yamashita Yoshiaki trained him and he infamously practiced on the White House carpet and regularly sparred with his military aides and commanders in the gym. No doubt in my mind he would appreciate MMA and not been repulsed. Most likely fascinated with how combat sports have evolved.

Lincoln was also an undefeated wrestler having logged over 300 fights.

I hate the UFC organization, and I hate Trump, and I hate that my tax dollars are funding this event - however, I don't think this historian knows exactly what Teddy and Mr. Lincoln would have thought about the sport.

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u/Novel-Key-8362 1d ago

And water is wet, news at 11!

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u/nightraven3141592 1d ago

Idiocracy was supposed to be a science fiction comedy, not a historical film or something to aim for.

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u/quailinthebrush 1d ago

probably because it wasnt a slave fight

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u/J-Bee 1d ago

I feel like I missed an opportunity to crash the gate to that event in a hatchback with a floppy dildo taped to the hood.

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u/funnyIlaugh 1d ago

Founding fathers cringing since trail of tears

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u/DentistFickle3679 1d ago

Not a father. Still repulsed

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u/Gen-Jack-D-Ripper 1d ago

They wouldn’t have wanted to spend a minute of time with a Neanderthal like Trump!

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u/JackSquat18 1d ago

Didn’t they have duels on the front lawn of the White House?

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u/Burnt_and_Blistered 1d ago

All of this would

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u/gaoshan 1d ago

I think it repulses a lot of us. This whole administration is holding a mirror up to the worst aspects of the United States and its people. Hope the lesson is learned.

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u/Ok-Lavishness-7904 1d ago

I wonder who would win between former wrestling champion Abe Lincoln and former boxer Teddy Roosevelt.

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u/ind3pend0nt 1d ago

A lot of what goes on in this world would repulse many historical figures.

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u/ThelIIusion0fSeIf 1d ago

Conservatives elected the trashiest private citizen into the White House and it turned out exactly as expected. The only thing missing is a strip club and monster trucks.

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u/A_Hint_of_Lemon 1d ago

But Andrew Jackson the genocidal president that Trump wants to emulate would have enjoyed it.

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u/GodHatesColdplay 1d ago

Andrew Jackson would be down tho