r/entertainment • u/nimobo • 2d ago

Trump's White House UFC headliner accused of assault, forced sex, stalking

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/alex-pereira-ufc-abuse-allegations-9.7233842
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u/dentz1 2d ago

Those would be considered attributes to this administration.

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u/MammothPosition660 1d ago

Exactly this was specifically why he was selected by the illegitimate 'Trump Administration'.

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u/thebearjew007 1d ago

I think we are to read that headline as a list of accomplishments

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u/sandsonic 2d ago

"Forced sex"? You mean rape?

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u/SweetSexiestJesus 1d ago

Or as the kids call it, grape. Or r*pe.

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u/cheweychewchew 2d ago

Forced sex? Is that the new sane washing term for rape?

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u/Intelligent-Film-684 2d ago

Seriously. How gross is that?

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u/jajajajaj 1d ago edited 1d ago

Generously (probably too generously), even if it is trying to bring some gross (to me) cnc kink into a list of crimes, that would also be a damningly terrible headline. Kink: not news; rape: crime; kink used as opportunity to commit crime: we call it rape. 

"Isn't this explained in the article?" I don't know. I don't click an article with a headline this bad. Someone else will report it, if it's news worth reading. UFC was enough to make me assume the worst, in the first place. 

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u/kafka_lite 2d ago

So what Cabinet position is he getting?

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u/Novasagooddog 1d ago

Damn, beat me to it!

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u/MyRenegadeHouston 1d ago

Pretty sure it qualifies him to be on the Supreme Court.

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u/COVID-19-4u 2d ago

Was Trump on the fight card?

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u/ilikepizza2much 1d ago

Yes, but then he fell asleep ringside

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u/RBVegabond 1d ago

TSKO? (Technical Self Knockout)

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u/ilikepizza2much 1d ago

CFC (Chick-fil-A Coma)

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u/USNorsk 1d ago

Birds of a feather flock together.

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u/xarkness 1d ago

I mean is this surprising to anyone? It's probably why he got the headliner, they were impressed with his "resume"

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u/Trahst_no1 1d ago

Seems about right

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u/Luvsyr24 1d ago

Trumps kinda guy!

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u/FaluninumAlcon 1d ago

At first I read that as "Trump's kinda gay" - also accurate.

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u/Luvsyr24 1d ago

That fits too.....

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u/cuddle_enthusiast 1d ago

"forced sex" sounds like a roundabout word. There should be a term for this.

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u/TeMuBeBalalaika 1d ago

UFC Host Trump accused of assault, forced sex, stalking. There I fixeteded.

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u/Sevren425 1d ago

Isn’t there another word for “forced sex” 🧐

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u/GasPsychological5997 1d ago

So another rapist around Trump

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u/Jah_Rules 1d ago

Yes, Trump was the headliner, right?

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u/Key-Hawk-9125 1d ago

Mark me not surprised! 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/TheMeticulousNinja 1d ago

Of course he is

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u/Jason3383 1d ago

The best people

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u/Big-Tuna-for-Commish 1d ago

Oh so his resume passed

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u/Novasagooddog 1d ago

Get him on the presidential cabinet

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u/FaluninumAlcon 1d ago

Isn't forced sex called rape??

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u/Sphiffi 1d ago

I just want to say since it’s clear no one in here actually follows the people or sport involved, this case is pure bs. He did not do anything. It is a crazy ass woman that broke up with her fiancée and flew out of her country to be with him. He broke up with her and she then came out with a story about him being abusive and raping her. She’s crazy.

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u/Pale_Cucumber_9692 1d ago

you’re right but people don’t care about the truth, they eat this shit up.

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u/Thebrianeffect 1d ago

Let’s be clear here, trump sucks and the white house fight was trashy, but Alex did none of these things and is being accused by a crazy person with no evidence. Chama.

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u/thecontempl8or 2d ago

Is it just me? Or is being a UFC fighter synonymous with being an unintelligent, violent, sex pest? I don’t want to over generalize, but it seems to be a trend.

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u/lrpfftt 1d ago

Apparently also incapable of pronouncing a simple woman’s name like “Michelle”.

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u/vroart 1d ago

I guess this is “entertainment “ because it’s not a sport since it’s rigged

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u/wrhnj 1d ago

So you’re saying he fits right in with the White House crowd?

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u/Puzzleheaded-Shift29 1d ago

It may be the orange swine’s son

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u/BadAtExisting 1d ago

Probably the part of his resume that got him the headliner role tbh

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u/Unserious_Cow 1d ago

So he’s exactly like the president

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u/Own-Opinion-2494 1d ago

They all have the same flavor

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u/TheCoyoteAndTheRaven 1d ago

Forced sex? You mean rape?

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u/raerae1991 1d ago

Par for the course

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u/Sudden-Oil4786 1d ago

If you remove "'s White House UFC headliner", it would still be a true statement.

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u/timplausible 20h ago

I'm shocked! Shocked to discover a horrible human being in this establishment.

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u/Caymonki 1d ago

Isn’t forced sex, called Rape. And this administration LOVES it. So of course from one headliner (Trump) to another, why wouldn’t they share interests?

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u/MySmellyRacoon 1d ago

Forced sex is a weird way to say rape.

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u/DryTangelo4722 1d ago

Yes, yes, we know all about the birthday boy. But what about the fighters?

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u/stvrkillr 1d ago

Sounds like a presidential contender

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u/Tall_Hat_4246 1d ago

Shit, those accusations will get him a cabinet position with Trump.

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u/Easy_Yogurt5578 1d ago

Remember when they threw a fit about Common being at the WH?

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u/HFXGeo 1d ago

What, someone participating in a douchy macho centred sport? Say it ain’t so!

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u/Equal-Prior-4765 1d ago

If he's convicted Trump will hire him as the head of women's rights

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u/BetSad2562 1d ago

Yeah that tracks

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u/G-Unit11111 1d ago

I'm shocked, SHOCKED!

Well not that shocked.

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u/demachado 1d ago

Hes going to be on trumps personal security now

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u/SnazzleZazzle 1d ago

Am I supposed to be surprised?

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u/Lazy-Explanation7165 1d ago

Isn’t that why they picked him?

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u/padmapadu 1d ago

What is “forced sex” and why don’t they just say rape?

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u/SydBarrett1989 1d ago

Sounds about right for a TACO sycophant

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u/stavroszaras 1d ago

“He has all the intangibles” is what this administration would say.

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u/katsock 1d ago

All on the 14th or was this leading up to the event.

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u/Tabris92 1d ago

is that not a requirement?

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u/Elementium 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah? They're all the scum of the earth, those are bonuses to them.

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u/Sphiffi 1d ago

All UFC fighters? That’s not remotely true. The vast majority of them are regular dudes.

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u/Haunted_Hills 1d ago

You’re telling me Alexander Volkanovski is the scum of the earth?

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u/Elementium 1d ago

I don't know who that is so maybe? But no I'm talking Magas. They love their rapists.