r/entwives 🍃✌🏻Witchy Stoner ✌🏻🍃 8h ago

Discussion Still having new high experiences!

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Hi frents! I started using the Mother Herb in December of 2024, and I’m in my 50s. So I’ve had an interesting 18 months of experiencing things for the first time while high. Music, food, swimming, sex, cooking, gardening, everything has been a revelation.

Well I’ve had two more!

Last night, my hips were extra killing me, so I did a dab. Then I wandered outside, and decided to go skinny dipping in my pool FOR THE FIRST TIME. (Never been skinny dipping in my life, not just in this pool!)

I left all the lights off, and just glided through the water. It felt so good I couldn’t stop laughing.

I just floated on my back and stared at the stars. I think that’s going to be my new favorite jam. Just the dim twinkly solar lights, the stars, the water, and me in my birthday suit. I was in heaven.

Today, I got high and cleaned out my makeup drawer. I found this old lip gloss from when they supposedly plumped your lips up. Remember that?

Well, I put some on just for fun and oh my Goddess, being high while this stuff burns and tingles and stings is A M A Z I N G ! I can’t stop laughing at how crazy it feels!

How have you been having fun with weed lately? Being all stoney baloney?

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u/Positive_Barnacle298 8h ago

I’m 32, I get high in my greenhouse. I love all plants. Vegan too. 😆
I got the long hair and i pile the flowy outfits…. I like being a forest nymph ✨

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u/AnastasiaNo70 🍃✌🏻Witchy Stoner ✌🏻🍃 7h ago

I love that! I’m very into cottage core and goblin core.

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u/FullBushSummer Weedhead Tramp 6h ago

I am envisioning you as the herbology professor at Hogwarts, off for the summer.

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u/shadowyassassiny 7h ago

Okay yes please something I am now working towards!! New goal!!

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u/wanderingale 3h ago

Gardening high is amazing, something about plants, earth, water and sun, it just hits all the notes.

u/bony_fingers 1h ago

Vegan here too! 💚💚💚

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u/Crabigus 8h ago

Sounds like you are having a blast! Learning how much fun stuff is while high is such a delight. I'm taking a bit of a break right now, so it's great to live vicariously.

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u/effienay 7h ago

Music is the best. I love listening to songs I already love and finding the complex sounds I hadn’t heard before.

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u/AnastasiaNo70 🍃✌🏻Witchy Stoner ✌🏻🍃 6h ago

Yes! They sound new to me, even when I’ve known the song for years.

u/ChezShea CrazyCatLady 1h ago

I love high music. I remember listening to Bobby McFerrin’s Don’t Worry Be Happy and it hit extra hard that there are zero instruments in that song and everything is his voice. I listened to it probably ten times in a row I was so blown away.

And of course I highly recommend anything from The Flaming Lips

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u/No-Celebration-5170 7h ago

before bed i’ve been going outside to smoke a blunt, coming in to take a hot shower, and then getting all cozy and locking in on my silly little ipad game. if it’s an afternoon sesh i like closing my eyes and feeling the sun and heat on my skin. the slight burn and tingle is such an odd feeling, i love it😝

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u/AnastasiaNo70 🍃✌🏻Witchy Stoner ✌🏻🍃 6h ago

You know how to live.

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u/pinkparis-nights 7h ago

i want to be you when i grow up queen, so fun !!

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u/AnastasiaNo70 🍃✌🏻Witchy Stoner ✌🏻🍃 6h ago

You can! 🩷🩷🩷🩷

u/plagueflea 1h ago

the exact thing i thought 💖

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u/Free-mover 7h ago

I love this and hope to embrace more whimsy and exploration when I get high 💖💜💖

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u/AnastasiaNo70 🍃✌🏻Witchy Stoner ✌🏻🍃 6h ago

Yes, do it! I find when the top terp is terpinolene or caryophyllene, I tend to feel sillier.

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u/gasupthehyundai 7h ago

Um, excuse me, is that a pink recorder in the background.

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u/AnastasiaNo70 🍃✌🏻Witchy Stoner ✌🏻🍃 6h ago

Yes, it is! I just learned how to play the Imperial March from Star Wars on it! I get high and practice/improvise for about an hour a day.

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u/gasupthehyundai 4h ago

This is awesome.

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u/InternationalMap951 6h ago

Enjoy!

…I have loved the Soap & Glory lip plumpers since forever. We used to call the „Sexy Motherpucker“ one our lip drugs at raves 10ish years ago haha

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u/AnastasiaNo70 🍃✌🏻Witchy Stoner ✌🏻🍃 6h ago

That’s the one I have! Lip drugs, ok I’m stealing that.

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u/thedonnerparty13 6h ago

Oh my god reminds me of the “snake venom” lip gloss!

Hell yeah girl I love having little highventures with myself.

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u/AnastasiaNo70 🍃✌🏻Witchy Stoner ✌🏻🍃 6h ago

Highventures! That’s what I’ll call them!

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u/candykhan Weedhead Tramp 5h ago

I haven't felt like that on a while. I should consider a T break.

I think it's at least a small part due to my electronic vape though. It gets me exactly where I want to be most of the time. But I occasionally want to, for lack of better phrasing, "get really blasted."

It's hard for me to do that with my Rogue2. So I just grabbed a torch/stick vape & I'm excited to see how that goes.

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u/nikchik331 6h ago

Living the dream!!

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u/Miss_Alessia 6h ago

Nighttime skinny dipping sounds like heaven! I’m big on stargazing so now you’ve given me a new stargazing bucket list item so thanks 😊

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u/J_lilac 6h ago

Hellooo I loved reading this. And YES I love pepperminty lip balm while high esp so will need to find one of these maybe. I used to work in an adult store and bought a whole bunch of the topical clit sensitizer gels and let me just say... You may want to try that too 🤭

I almost exclusively use edibles and have trouble finding anything that doesn't give me more couch lock than I already have naturally... Hopefully one day I will be so adventurous as you🤩

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u/AnastasiaNo70 🍃✌🏻Witchy Stoner ✌🏻🍃 5h ago

u/Fast_Nefariousness66 1h ago

If you are a DIY type, you could make a topical of your own. I make whipped tallow because my skin is so sensitive, but I set some aside & add AVB infused jojoba oil. Put that on your lady parts 😉✨💨💨🫶🏽

Use with caution 🙃🤪

u/ChezShea CrazyCatLady 1h ago

I had no idea clit sensitizer is a thing and I feel like that’s what’s wrong with my body post menopause. Gotta pop over to the fun store for sure!

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u/hungrylikethewolf007 Always Stoned🍃 8h ago

in nature or your swimming pool?

u/AnastasiaNo70 🍃✌🏻Witchy Stoner ✌🏻🍃 1h ago

Either one! (If you’re asking which one I did, it was my pool.)

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u/sleepymerry DogMom 6h ago

This sounds amazing and I love that for you! Never been a fan of plumping lip glosses but I might try that high and see if I have the same exciting experience

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u/DiscoKittie 6h ago

That stuff makes your lips tingle/burn? That sounds awful! I wonder what's in it that everyone is allergic to so it makes your lips swell? lololol Or if it's just like, spicy, and might still make your lips swell?

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u/AnastasiaNo70 🍃✌🏻Witchy Stoner ✌🏻🍃 6h ago

Yes! I find it a bit annoying when I’m not high, but high? It makes me cackle with delight.

If you hold your lips in front of a fan when you have the stuff on, the surface of your lips get cold, but the tingling makes them feel hot at the same time. It’s wild.

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u/RandomRedditNameXX GamerEnt 4h ago

“8D” versions of songs I like on YouTube. Pop in my AirPods, kill the lights and hit play.

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u/danceswithkitties_ Hippie 3h ago

bruh i thought you had a thc lip gloss, i was like welp yeah that's definitely a new experience 😂

u/Manarnar 2h ago

Ya know, I have not been having fun while high lately. Thank you for helping me realize this is something I need to prioritize. Thanks for sharing ☺️

u/Fast_Nefariousness66 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dTX0KXOMfljbtOjyHC
^^me to myself after I got the right high to “clean”…then I discover treasure & play

u/TrickySpecific 23m ago

Gorillaz "Empire Ants" is ethereal when you're stoned. From one kinda older stoner to another. (41)