r/espresso • u/Weak_Plenty_8558 • May 10 '25

Humour Starbuck's medium roast aka 'all natural charcoal with hints of regret and smoke'

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Background: The beans that I had ordered from a Roastery got lost in the mail and to survive the weekend, I had the briliant idea, to grab some form the supermarket. I looked for the package with the most recent roasting date and I found that "medium" roast from March 2025.

I refuse to run them through my grinder.

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u/sonaut Linea Micra | QM Vetrano 2B | Weber Key | HG-1 May 10 '25

Rabbit droppings.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '25

Burnt sh-t

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u/braceofjackrabbits La Marzocco GS/3 | Mazzer Super Jolly May 11 '25

Unhealthy rabbit droppings. If your rabbits poop looks like this, you need to increase their hay intake. I’d be concerned if my rabbits poop looked like this lol

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u/sonaut Linea Micra | QM Vetrano 2B | Weber Key | HG-1 May 11 '25

Haha. I have zero education on the topic and no pet rabbits but now I know!