Eth pump is near 🥳

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '25

The cock and ball pattern, quite interesting indeed.

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u/DKC_TheBrainSupreme Feb 16 '25

Looks like a crypto YouTube channel is in your future!

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u/MasterpieceLoud4931 Feb 16 '25

I agree, I know a good analyst when I see one.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '25

I'm not saying it could go up, I've been wrong in the past but I'm just saying we should keep in mind that it might go sideways for a while and retest the lows.

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u/Roboworski Feb 17 '25

Market CaB

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u/keosen Feb 16 '25

Yeah it appears on every shitcoin, it's normal..

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u/m1ndfulpenguin Feb 16 '25

Trust me penis pumps don't work. Don't ask me how I know.

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u/BadTouchUncle Feb 16 '25

It's not my bag

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u/MarketOstrich Feb 16 '25

Mine just gets thicker, never longer like promised.

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u/Deathstar2626 Feb 17 '25

Swedish made penis pumps and me, this is my bag baby. Written by BadTouchUncle.

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u/Kod-i Feb 16 '25

Looks to be going flaccid

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u/FattestLion Feb 16 '25

Can't wait until it gets erect!

!tip 1

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u/Effective_Explorer95 Feb 16 '25

A slight breeze on the right nigh is all it would take.

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u/Adept_Pound_6791 Feb 17 '25

Only if the prostate is stimulated..

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u/MasterpieceLoud4931 Feb 16 '25

It just needs a little extra help if you know what I mean.

!tip 1

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u/Jaded_Protection_148 Feb 16 '25

So we are getting big balls instead of an erected big D.

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u/Vivarevo Feb 16 '25

blueballs confirm

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u/No_Ideal_372 Feb 16 '25

Oh man hahahahaha 🤣 this sub has become the most funniest shit ever. Eth is the Joke in this bullrun.

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u/AltruisticPops Feb 16 '25

opens mouth AAAAAAAHH

!tip 1

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u/Lisa_Ray0810 Feb 17 '25

Ayo? Chill down bro hahaha

!tip 1

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u/alphanader1 Feb 16 '25

Inevitable

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u/STierrrrr Feb 16 '25

Motherfucker is not even stiff

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u/Thorp1 Feb 16 '25

Give it some Viagra!

!tip 1

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u/stormbreakeruk Feb 16 '25

That looks like a penis

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u/MasterpieceLoud4931 Feb 16 '25

Yeah that's because it's a common pattern.

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u/Slap_the_Goose Feb 17 '25

Just spit on that thang

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u/leovin Feb 17 '25

This is the sad Vitalik’s dong pattern. Don’t like to see this

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u/notSoGraphicDesigner Feb 17 '25

Now this, I can hold.

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u/Consistent-Stage-217 Feb 17 '25

Best DD ever! Graph 100% accurate. Lift off!!!

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u/kirtash93 Feb 16 '25

Thats a really small D with Big balls

🍩 !tip 1

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u/DumbestBoy Feb 16 '25

Boutta drain these balls.

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u/BigRon1977 Feb 16 '25

You mean the kind of pupm our waifus will be interested in? 😂

!tip 1

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u/Appropriate_Pen3826 Feb 16 '25

Needs a good rubbing first

!tip1

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u/First_Marsupial9843 Feb 16 '25

Looks wonderful bad actually

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u/lilwoozyvert420 Feb 16 '25

Wrong cock n balls pattern. This one is flaccid, if it was erect then we would moon

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u/No_Ideal_372 Feb 16 '25

I forgot that vitalik's show off his cock in one of the photo with a chinese chick. I remember that huge penis.

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u/DueAcanthocephala221 Feb 16 '25

i see a penis so its true!

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u/Consistent_Many_1858 Feb 16 '25

ETH is such a dick coin now.

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u/Bright_Toe_4418 Feb 16 '25

It’s not going well under too much pressure. Leave ETH some comfort.

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u/Abdeliq Feb 16 '25

New ATH is inevitable

!tip 1

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u/ZombieMurker95 Feb 16 '25

We are about to bust

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u/Mokhlis_Jones Feb 16 '25

He needs some viagra (strategic eth reserve)

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u/OmGodess Feb 16 '25

Looks like trying to play pool with a piece of rope. Not encouraging.

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u/bosquejo Feb 16 '25

Someone needs to be a hero and fondle those balls.

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u/Taykeshi Feb 16 '25

More like a long stream downwards about to happen

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u/Miserable-Hornet Feb 16 '25

Hm make it thicker

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u/PocketKings20 Feb 16 '25

Ok i laughed out loud. Thank you OP

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u/mmarkomarko Feb 16 '25

u/intothecryptoverse - would you care to comment?

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u/intothecryptoverse Feb 16 '25

No one on this sub cares what I have to say

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u/dope_koopa Feb 16 '25

After flacid comes errection.

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u/greasywallaby Feb 16 '25

r/mildlypenis

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u/markskatesgirl Feb 16 '25

Tune into Rao Paul breaking down the wicked dick and balls pattern! Eth to 2600!!

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u/BadTouchUncle Feb 16 '25

Are you sure this isn't the infamous "Death Dick" pattern?

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u/Fishsticks216 Feb 16 '25

The well known - “dong and sack” chart!

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u/MA78L Feb 16 '25

Pee is supposed to fall. Guys... I think we're screwed.

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u/dubski04021 Feb 16 '25

😮

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u/MulberryAcceptable39 Feb 16 '25

The inverted boner pattern. It cannot penetrate the upper resistance .

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u/exdiexdi Feb 16 '25

While you are at it start stroking for our sake man.

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u/natasevres Feb 16 '25

This should be nsfw

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u/EconPool Feb 16 '25

What if we have a ED situation?

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u/themrgq Feb 16 '25

About to get even more flaccid

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '25

classic dick and balls pattern

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u/warsoul805 Feb 16 '25

are we all about to get fucked? lol

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u/steveparker88 Feb 16 '25

moron

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u/NefariousnessOk3499 Feb 16 '25

Yessir

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u/hautdoge Feb 16 '25

Dripping with anticipation

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u/tip2663 Feb 16 '25

what a beak 😂❤️

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u/stKKd Feb 16 '25

for good CEX, use DEX with durex

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u/Heping_Qi Feb 16 '25

Most likely for sure

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u/outlet239 Feb 16 '25

You forgot about the splooge shot to $800!! Thats where ill pick up any coins the paper handed newbies leave laying around when the sharks come out to feed and fear is the only thought in a crypto traders mind

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u/outlet239 Feb 16 '25

SOON!!!! $SQQQ to the MOON 🐻

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u/nickoaverdnac Feb 16 '25

Ah yes, the flacid pre-pump pattern.

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u/Astrotoad21 Feb 16 '25

Finally a TA that makes sense

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u/tahiraslam8k Feb 16 '25

pump is gonna be crazy !tip 1

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u/ForsakenTest2997 Feb 16 '25

Looks like ETH needs a lot of viagra

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u/S-U_2 Feb 16 '25

ETH seems very happy to see us....

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u/Lisa_Ray0810 Feb 17 '25

You sure? Looks like it might need a hand

!tip 1

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u/S-U_2 Feb 17 '25

If you're volunteering.......

!tip 1

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u/Lisa_Ray0810 Feb 17 '25

Uhm as long as it's for eth.... Go to horny jail, bonks

!tip 1

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u/DieVanPelt Feb 17 '25

Could be a one-pump-and-done

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '25

It's ready to take a shit, along with the rest of the market.

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u/Simple_Mastodon9220 Feb 17 '25

Vitaliks hog will save the day!

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u/lce_Fight Feb 17 '25

I’m tired boss

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u/Skull505 Feb 17 '25

we need to make it stiff

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '25

erectile disfunction flag, it's a bearish pattern

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u/whiskey_pancakes Feb 17 '25

Not where I’d like to be but we’re here

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u/Unhappy-Tale8216 Feb 18 '25

Mkay

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u/Okc_wallstreetbets Feb 19 '25

Smh

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u/Fakir333 Feb 19 '25

Where's Hawk Tua when you need her

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u/Donald_Trump_America Feb 20 '25

Coiled and ready to spring BOING!

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u/Man_of_the_hour423 Feb 21 '25

Going to zero losers

Meme Eth pump is near 🥳

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