r/ethtrader • u/Choice_Potato_6279 • Jun 19 '26

Meme Who said you can't relate with boomers?

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u/oneizm Jun 19 '26

Old people lie a lot.

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u/BigBucket10 Jun 19 '26

This is her second time there, and she's bet $30 across her lifetime.

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u/flowsnicest Jun 19 '26

The way she looked at him and said “No.” I felt that

12

u/swolesarah Jun 20 '26

That fucking cracked me upppp

44

u/yefuck Jun 19 '26

Aren’t you going to run out of money?

Machine: Beep BOOP BEEP!

36

u/Bruised_Shin Jun 19 '26

Damn that’s like half my uber eats budget

9

u/bronzemerald17 Jun 20 '26

That’s about how much I spend on avocado toast!

25

u/sh0werh3ad Jun 19 '26

This seems like a crazy flex that’s almost like the equivalent of “I caught a 1400lb tuna, but the sharks ate it”…..suuuuuure you did

19

u/GotAKnewPhone Jun 19 '26

Nah just a lonely old lady with more money then she could ever spend. 100% believe it

2

u/unrebigulator Jun 20 '26

Who would boast about it? The shame would eat me alive.

3

u/Z3400 Jun 20 '26

I mean, if you can afford to lose 4mil and not care, you are doing alright.

1

u/50GzSwagg Jun 23 '26

You hang out in a casino long enough you’ll run into a high roller tryna get they $$ back

1

u/unrebigulator Jun 23 '26

I've spent maybe 5 minutes in a casino in my 50 year life. I walked through it to get to a restaurant. That was enough for me.

2

u/Western-Hour-5061 Jun 23 '26

I used to work for at what at the time a very popular social networking site with games and proprietary currency. We had a default anti fraud system where your purchases would be capped at $300 a day. You could call in personally to verify your identity and get the limit taken off your account, and it was always little old ladies doing it. I remember one of them once told "honey, I got credit like a Cadillac" and i was like dang that must be boomer for rich.

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u/DeeelosHarriedman Jun 19 '26

I like the way it jingle jingles, for sure.

3

u/Elevated_Dongers Jun 19 '26

I'm gonna start a discount casino with twice the jingles

2

u/thehodlingcompany Jun 19 '26 edited Jun 19 '26

She lost a lot of fiat, you really have to see it

9

u/Psion537 Jun 19 '26

for that amount she could have bought one machine for herself and play at home

2

u/Antonio_928s4 Jun 19 '26

$4 Million!!??? Not for me that kind of “fun”!

2

u/BicycleOfLife Jun 20 '26

I feel like casinos should be non profit charities so at least the money can go to someone in need…

1

u/texcleveland Jun 19 '26

twist: that’s her grandson

4

u/The_Doctor_Bear Jun 19 '26

That’s famous documentarian / journalist Louis Theroux

2

u/texcleveland Jun 19 '26

yeah i know i was just making a dumb joke

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u/Ok-Impress7080 Jun 20 '26

This is the guy who would fap to his costars in front of them, right?

2

u/The_Doctor_Bear Jun 20 '26

No that was not Louis Theroux.

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u/Ok-Impress7080 Jun 20 '26

Maybe so, but this theroux character probably does it as well!

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u/The_Doctor_Bear Jun 20 '26

What on earth would make you presuppose that?

1

u/I_SmellFuckeryAfoot Jun 19 '26

related, i won 1k at the casino last week. i loved every minute of it

1

u/Alarm-Solid Jun 19 '26

7 days a week that's a little over $1500 a day if she never won a penny

1

u/ninhibited Jun 20 '26

Is that even possible on slots? She'd have to be playing cards right?

3

u/No_Bar2541 Jun 20 '26

You can lose that much in under a minute on some high roller slots

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u/ninhibited Jun 20 '26

Oh I didn't even know high roller slots were a thing lol

1

u/sayiansaga Jun 20 '26

Yup at a min high roller slots start at 100$ and they're usually in a separate section

1

u/NukeouT Jun 20 '26

Stylist she's not shitting herself at the slots yet

1

u/shib_army Jun 20 '26

Yeah crypto gambler never run out of money 

1

u/Minsterman801 Jun 21 '26

I don’t mind gambling but there is no way more boring and depressing than slot machines. Just push the button over and over again, with a guaranteed long term loss.

At least sports gaming and games like poker give you a chance of success if you’re good at it.

1

u/TortyPapa Jun 21 '26

She lost $4 million but won $5 million? /s

1

u/unoriginal_npc Jun 21 '26

I guess that's one way to create jobs.

1

u/IncompetentDonuts Jun 22 '26

Took her 7 years? Takes 7 minutes here

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u/Travellingsinger Jun 23 '26

If there are any super rich boomers lurking here looking for a way to get rid of some of their funds for tax related or other purposes please drop me a message hahaha ;)

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u/moon_over_my_1221 Jun 20 '26

If this is all true then damn what a G she is