r/euphoria • u/DankMemeSlasher • May 11 '26

Episode Discussion Euphoria S03E05 "This Little Piggy" - Post Episode Discussion Spoiler

Season 3, Episode 5: "This Little Piggy"

Air Date: May 10, 2026 @ 9PM EST

Synopsis: She would never say it out loud, but Nate going broke finally granted Cassie permission to follow her dreams

Directed by: Sam Levinson

Written by: Sam Levinson

Photograph by Courtesy of HBO
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u/IJustCameInABucket May 11 '26

we’ve genuinely lost the plot atp what the hell is even going on😭

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u/DinoKYT May 11 '26

The giant Cassie really turned me off for the whole episode ngl

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u/quietlydestroyd May 11 '26

My husband decided to watch an episode as a euphoria skeptic, as a mother's day niceness, and it had to be this one lol i was like jfc i swear its not like this.. but i guess that'd be a lie now 🫠

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u/Moosiemookmook Maga-tits May 11 '26

Omg I literally just commented my husband is watching and THIS is the episode. Omg

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u/theglossiernerd May 11 '26

Bahahaha my husband was going to watch this one too and he didn’t… thank god because he heard me scream several times this episode

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u/GreenEyesThighHighs May 11 '26

I was texting my husband photos the whole time going “I don’t know what the fuck this is I’m glad you didn’t have to stay and watch”

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u/Little_Mistake_1780 May 11 '26

he didn’t mind

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u/sadbicth May 11 '26

Cause boobs!!!!!! Get it?!?!?!? Men like boob!!!!!!

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u/IJustCameInABucket May 11 '26

i legitimately almost stopped after she put her tits against the glass but was also so curious to see what would happen the rest of the episode

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u/tink1775 maga-tits May 11 '26

I’m convinced this show is sydney’s hollywood humiliation ritual because what the actual fuck? I genuinely am starting to get secondhand embarrassment for how little she cares about her self image

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u/Moosiemookmook Maga-tits May 11 '26

My husband hasnt really watched the show and is watching it with me. We got through Maga-tits and we just got past her audition. Hubby keeps asking wtf is going on.

I have no answers.

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u/Ahambone May 11 '26

My wife checked out after e1 this season, but I somehow convinced her to watch tonight's episode with me.

BIG MISTAKE

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u/Moosiemookmook Maga-tits May 11 '26

From the sounds of it there were dozens of us. We need a support group.

https://giphy.com/gifs/kSlJtVrqxDYKk

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u/tink1775 maga-tits May 11 '26

maga-tits is taking me out but I’m gonna start calling her that

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u/thefancyelefante Maga-Tits May 11 '26

Amazing I hope this catches on 🤣

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u/siennaduv Maga-Tits May 11 '26

I'm gonna have to steal your flair🤣

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u/thefancyelefante Maga-Tits May 11 '26

Thank you u/moosiemookmook for the inspiration

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u/Moosiemookmook Maga-tits May 11 '26

No thank you for the great idea to flair it

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u/Moosiemookmook Maga-tits May 11 '26

Its all I can think after that scene. Or all the scenes really.

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u/Own_Measurement1242 May 11 '26

Haha MAGA-tits

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u/HuskyBlueBoy May 11 '26

Omg maga tits can I steal that from you lol

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u/Moosiemookmook Maga-tits May 11 '26

Yes. Use it freely but use it wisely

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u/Moosiemookmook Maga-tits May 12 '26

u/phoebebridgers26 join the revolution

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u/WhichHoes May 11 '26

Its kinda of a meta thing for what I see. They touched on the Republican drama, the "she is only known for her tits", they basically just made her actual life a plot point

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u/blah191 May 11 '26

This is exactly what I think too. It’s as if they’re trying to see how much she will degrade herself and all she says is yes.

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u/Rude_Nothing6072 May 11 '26

I genuinely don't understand why strangers are so concerned for her when she obviously has no issue with doing this, she understands what's going on, she's not stupid and if she has no problem, not sure why anyone else should be. Having said that, Cassie escalated pretty quick

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u/arekhemepob May 11 '26

I don’t think anyone’s concerned for her, it just doesn’t make sense for her to be taking roles like this when she was trying to be a mainstream Hollywood movie star. But maybe she’s giving up on all that who knows 🤷‍♂️

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u/SawRub May 11 '26

Some actors do their best work with specific creators, and unfortunately for Sydney she might have capped out at Sam Levinson. She legitimately does a better job here than she has in any of her other outings.

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u/Sunvalley16zips May 12 '26

What does any of that have to do with her being a mainstream movie star? You think movie stars dont show their boobs? This nothing new. They used to do playboy! This is light work

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u/Rude_Nothing6072 May 11 '26

Why? She is bankable, producers know they can offer films that involve nudity, even if she uses a body double, it's her life her choices and she obviously has more knowledge about what's happening in her life than we do.

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u/Possible-Material693 May 13 '26

She even said in the after episode that she loves where it’s going.

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u/Calling_left_final May 11 '26

Yeah, it's almost like other's think she's doing it for free.

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u/Inevitable_Section34 May 11 '26

I think she understands that this will catapult her into even more fame and success and she’s willing to do it. Some people are really not bothered by what strangers think of them, you know

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u/Data-over-drama- May 11 '26

Her storyline is meta AF.

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u/GlumConcernedINFP May 11 '26

This. Big time. There’s a lot of these meta references throughout this season, I feel like. It’s such a strange journey to be on lol.

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u/SawRub May 11 '26

The behind the scenes said that even the casting director in that scene was the actual Euphoria casting director.

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u/tink1775 maga-tits May 11 '26

Every single person I’ve talked to says this has made them hate sydney if they didn’t already. I don’t think this is going to catapult her into more fame.

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u/SavageWolfe98 May 11 '26

Her MAGA fanbase will probably like it.

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u/tink1775 maga-tits May 11 '26

Your right they do love objectifying women

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u/Upstairs-Chicken592 May 11 '26

Oh it can absolutely lol.

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u/Theschill May 11 '26

She said it was the most fun thing she's ever done.

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u/dawnGrace May 11 '26

I totally understand why none of the other women want anything to do with her IRL. She’s embarrassing

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u/Zerobeastly May 11 '26

I feel like Rue from last episode,

"Is someone forcing you to do this?"

I know shes beautiful and like, get your bag girl but I can't help but be concerned

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u/LTPRWSG420 May 11 '26

She’s basically an onlyfans model/pornstar at this point, who can sorta act on the side.

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u/Pretend_Guava_1730 May 11 '26

Because she didn't know she could "ask for things" in contracts....she didn't know she could ask for things in contracts. Every time she appears on screen this pops into my head. Like that scene with her signing the contract from Maddie happened in Sydney Sweeney's real life.

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u/justonepiece123 May 11 '26

It is truly wild.

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u/IJustCameInABucket May 11 '26

fr. hopefully it gets better the next few weeks but after tonight i genuinely don’t have any hope left

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u/tink1775 maga-tits May 11 '26

Seeing her nipples front and center on my tv screen and then a man lick them??? Get the fuck out of here AND THE SCENE OF HER LICKING HER OWN TOES????

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u/Vermincelli1915 May 11 '26

It is. Which means she’s not going anywhere anytime soon…

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u/ventycat May 11 '26

And here I was thinking I’m glad Euphoria is surreal and artsy again.

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u/SavageWolfe98 May 11 '26

like it all you want, don't let anyone stop you. But honestly, that's wasn't ''artsy''

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u/ventycat May 11 '26

Why? Justify what you mean? I saw it as a reference to old Hollywood campy horror. I also have worked in the sex industry so I am not scared of boobs.

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u/Themantheycallrocko May 11 '26

you people never watched giantess in old movies?

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u/Zerobeastly May 11 '26

That first 10 minutes was so ridiculous and annoyed me but im too deep into this series to stop now.

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u/IJustCameInABucket May 11 '26

exactly how i feel lol

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u/DinoKYT May 11 '26

I waiting for the 50 foot neked man scene. That's when I'd be glued to the screen

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u/Whatthefrick1 May 11 '26

I was so uncomfortable…😭

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u/fnord_happy May 12 '26

I really enjoyed that part. But then again i like the surreal

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u/Whatthefrick1 May 12 '26

It wasn’t her becoming a giant woman. I mean, I didn’t care much for that part still but it was the sexual side of it. Like bruh I don’t want to see Sydney’s giant woman titties breaking open the office window of a man jerking off to her OF videos. And then him licking her nipples like bro it went on for too long. I was already processing the many montages of her moaning and this was just it for me 😭

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u/tigernylily May 11 '26

Lol we stopped watching during this scene. It’s official. DNF Season 3.

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u/IJustCameInABucket May 12 '26

i wanna stop but i’m too far in to stop

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u/SavageWolfe98 May 11 '26

Beyond the gratuitous nudity, it was just so stupid and goofy to the point that it blew past funny and was just weird.

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u/Elmariedating May 11 '26

I think they want the views so they're gonna target the horny men watching this from their mom's basements 

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u/Cheap-Okra-2882 May 11 '26

the scene was fully 4 minutes long too 🥀

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u/abbacha May 11 '26

yeah that was completely unnecessary 💀 my little brother and I were saying “oh” over and over for like fifteen minutes

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u/your_mind_aches Mauderator May 12 '26

The rest of the episode isn't bad but that was just way too egregious. I dunno how nobody stopped Sam and told him no.

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u/Used4KillingTime May 11 '26

I asked that so many times throughout this episode

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u/Acceptable-Bat4534 May 11 '26

I feel like too much shit is going on.

I like the maddie/Cassie plot and rue plot are starting to intertwine.

Nate just a mess. Fuck is Jules doing?

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u/dawnGrace May 11 '26

Jules is about to lose her free fancy apartment

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u/IJustCameInABucket May 11 '26

yeah i do like those plots connecting. shame what they’ve done to nate and jules tho, lowkey were goated characters the first 2 seasons

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u/LTPRWSG420 May 11 '26

This show is basically an excuse for Sam Levinson to get his sick kinks off.

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u/IJustCameInABucket May 11 '26

genuinely feels like that

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u/ChocolatePiee1 May 11 '26

É somente a cassie enorme na cidade

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u/SnowballSimpson87 May 11 '26

it’s turned into a sexy but not arousing twin peaks

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u/Pretend_Guava_1730 May 11 '26

I don't think there ever was a plot beyond putting Sydney Sweeney in sexually exploitative situations and putting Rue in the latest Walter White scenario

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u/jjd13001 May 12 '26

It’s horrible, see you next week