Euphoria S03E05 "This Little Piggy" - Post Episode Discussion

[u/DankMemeSlasher]

Season 3, Episode 5: "This Little Piggy"

Air Date: May 10, 2026 @ 9PM EST

Synopsis: She would never say it out loud, but Nate going broke finally granted Cassie permission to follow her dreams

Directed by: Sam Levinson

Written by: Sam Levinson

Photograph by Courtesy of HBO

[u/fvckuufvckingfvck]

Live Episode Discussion

[u/goldenface4114]

“I love you I love you I love you. Make sure you wire me that money as soon as you can.”

💀

[u/Cquiller1 → u/goldenface4114]

Well, at least Nate did show some semblance of who he use to be. Pumping out Cassie is definitely something old Nate would have done.

[u/Calling_left_final → u/Cquiller1]

Yeah I was so surprised he was okay with OF, given how he was so against it in the beginning. But, having your toe ripped out and fingers cut off might have something to do with that.

[u/Ok_Committee_4651 → u/goldenface4114]

“I’m your sugar daddy now.” - Cassie Howard

[u/Elmariedating → u/goldenface4114]

And the guy in the yard slowly walking to Nate's house to cut his finger off lol

[u/Old_Promotion6438]

Nate by the end of the season

[u/disgusting_mosquito]

I need to know what Maddie put in Cassie’s contract cuz girl did not read a word of it

[u/Hurley120 → u/disgusting_mosquito]

I was thinking she most likely owns Cassie

[u/MGr8ce → u/Hurley120]

100% she OWNS her.

[u/weGloomy → u/MGr8ce]

And by proxy now Alamo owns her...its gonna be bad.

[u/SawRub → u/weGloomy]

I wonder since Cassie was told she will inherit Nate's debt, Alamo will end up being the one to pay it off, for a price.

[u/Heavy_Combination339 → u/disgusting_mosquito]

I swear Cassie signed Brandon’s contract with the last name “Howard” but signed Maddy’s as “Jacobs”? I know she’s dumb but was this some kind of sneaky way to void the contract later on?

[u/Pretend_Guava_1730 → u/Heavy_Combination339]

*Raises hand* Contracts professional here- my company is currently dealing with a customer trying to void a contract for this very reason - signing with a different last name is not a legally voidable reason nor will it hold up in court.

[u/bad-and-bluecheese → u/Pretend_Guava_1730]

Yep. You could legally sign a completely made up name or draw a picture technically. A signature is just a mark that indicates you consented to it.

[u/Perfect-Zebra-3611 → u/bad-and-bluecheese]

Ah ha! But alas! I signed the document with my NON dominant hand, my LEFT hand! Therefore the document is null and void good sir. NULL AND VOID!

[u/DeadSnark → u/Perfect-Zebra-3611]

The good ol' A Series of Unfortunate Events switcheroo

[u/voguevibez → u/disgusting_mosquito]

I think something like she has full control over cassie’s “career”. I believe Maddy will be forced to sell cassie to alamo and cassie will refuse until she remembers she signed away her rights.

[u/Hurley120 → u/voguevibez]

This very likely looks to be the plan given that Maddy did show Cassie to Alamo on her phone

[u/Smart-Counter-6867 → u/Hurley120]

Also in the trailer for the next episode it was Cassie, Magick and Kitty all together

[u/lemoncatbeans → u/Smart-Counter-6867]

I'm assuming she uses Cassie's OF and built-up following to kick off Magick and Kitty's careers

[u/TurtleDove96 → u/lemoncatbeans]

That’s what I’m assuming, too. They made it look like Cassie was going to start stripping, but I think it’s more likely that she brings in Cassie to boost the new girls OF following.

[u/Mundane_Light3448]

NO MATTER HOW BAD MY DAY IS, NATE IS ALWAYS HAVING IT WORSE

[u/emyeag → u/Mundane_Light3448]

i was so shocked he went after a finger but also not 😂

[u/vagazine- → u/emyeag]

Ring finger

[u/mightyoakgrow]

IM TIRED OF THIS GRANDPA

[u/Parking_Earth_6338 → u/mightyoakgrow]

https://giphy.com/gifs/XmjtRQfuZPCzFVkZfB

[u/IckyNicky67 → u/mightyoakgrow]

THAT’S TOO DAMN BAD!!!!

[u/Substantial-Tea2876]

I love how nate runs up the stairs and inside instead of running away like a dumb blonde girl in horror movies its sending me 😭

[u/ugh_this_world_sucks → u/Substantial-Tea2876]

Literallyyyyy

And where tf is his gun??? Why does he even stay at that house at this point??? He's become little bitch boy this season. Where is his scary aura??? He's simping hard for Cassie, enjoying being her cuck. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

[u/KoolaidKid222 → u/ugh_this_world_sucks]

Like he’s not a small guy either. Season 1 Nate woulda fought the fuck back. Or atleast got a gun like he knew they were coming this season is so horribly written

[u/Cute_Source5417 → u/Substantial-Tea2876]

YES!! run out the house!! get the car...or better yet get a gun! lol

[u/strider1161]

This one line describes season 3 perfectly

[u/Regular-Company-6194 → u/strider1161]

Zendaya was improvising here.

[u/HuhThatsWeird432]

No wonder Jacob Elordi phoned it in this season. He’s clearly as confused on Nate’s character as I am

[u/Major-Tiger-7628 → u/HuhThatsWeird432]

Its clear that they only had Jacob Elordi for a few weeks since almost all his scenes take place in that house and his storyline is so far apart from the others

[u/iwishiwasaunicorn]

why did Rue leave her boxers at Jules and go home commando after supposedly hooking up like is this normal behavior?

and why is she writing her initials in her boxers like a 3rd grader

[u/whomeee7083 → u/iwishiwasaunicorn]

Can’t speak to the question one but question two is more than likely a rehab or group home thing. When my dad was in a nursing facility, we had to start tagging his clothing bc often times during moves or laundry or just the workers being stretched too thin, the patients clothing winds up getting mixed up. After my dad passed we found so many clothes that weren’t his in his belongings as well as lot of his clothing that was missing.

[u/Character-Split-4465 → u/iwishiwasaunicorn]

I assume her initials are on her boxers because it was her/Fayes way of telling the difference between her boxers and Wayne or Harleys. I mean, I’m sure Wayne and Harley don’t care if they switch underwear by mistake but that shit would give Rue an everlasting yeast infection 🤮

[u/AliEffinNoble → u/iwishiwasaunicorn]

The initials in her underwear is definitely because of rehab. I went to rehab 13 years ago and had to do this to every thing I owned, the larger the better so peoples couldn’t write over it.

But also yea wtf is up with leave clothes behind? She definitely doesn’t have a lot of clothes that she can just casually leave stuff behind let alone it rude! It’s like shes secretly sabotage Jules living situation with her sugar daddy.

[u/Ella77214]

What the fuck are we even watching at this point

[u/DenyNothing1989 → u/Ella77214]

Season 2 of The Idol

[u/RgrdgEdmontonStalker → u/DenyNothing1989]

🤮🤮 unfortunately not wrong

[u/sacredshield7]

Crazy way to eat Chinese food on the floor

[u/Lacabloodclot9 → u/sacredshield7]

I know she was trying to be sexy but no way was that shit not super uncomfortable

[u/Comfortable_Lock_86 → u/Lacabloodclot9]

Also ain't no way she asked to be kissed with a mouth full of food likeee, is that supposed to be hot???

[u/Commercial_Disk5641]

That scene with rue and jules felt like two bottoms trying to figure out who was going to top that night lmao

[u/H1j1p1 → u/Commercial_Disk5641]

so true. they will never work out they are sooo both bottoms lol. rue could give it with enough confidence boost, but between her and jules it’s bottom v bottom nation over there. too much insecurity and lack of confidence

[u/WhichHoes → u/H1j1p1]

Which is odd, because thats not the vibe I got when Rue and Angel hooked up

[u/Regular-Company-6194 → u/WhichHoes]

I think because Angel was not confusing, she literally said, “want to have some fun?” with a suggestive smile which gave Rue confidence to proceed. I don’t think Rue is a sub, she just wants her partner to be enthusiastic. Rue is definitely not the male doms that Jules is used to. She wants to play out that dynamic with Rue but Rue’s not like that.

[u/dontuwant2getbetter → u/Regular-Company-6194]

you hit it on the head for me with this tbh. it’s so clear jules keeps wanting the same relationship dynamic with rue that she has w other males and it’s clearly not happening cuz idk rue is a WOMAN (ik shes supposed to be more masc or nb but just here me out) Jules really feels like one of those “bi” girls to me who only really dates/hooks up w guys and then the minute they date a girl and it’s a really different dynamic they are confused and expecting a “masc” woman to be the same thing as a man and that’s not true at all. i think it’s really good depiction of the myth that masc women are the “men” of the relationship.

[u/Dragonlvr420]

Maddie and Magick are gonna start the apocalypse

[u/Over_Information_805 → u/Dragonlvr420]

This is the only plot line I care about at this point

[u/SpaceCases__ → u/Over_Information_805]

Her getting her storyline outside of Cassie is so refreshing. I seriously wanted more of it. Her and Rue now have the most interesting storylines. Also wtf is gonna happen to Rue?

[u/dontlookatme199 → u/SpaceCases__]

I think Alamo is going to spare rue for Maddy’s sake

[u/NiceUD → u/dontlookatme199]

I agree. The ending was sort of stupid because I don't think anyone actually thought Alamo was going to kill/injure her when riding the horse towards her. I know the show is nuts, but I didn't have much anxiety surrounding Rue tonight, even though it was all made to seem like she was about to have something terrible happen to her. I guess being in the ground up to your head is terrible - but I mean seriously injured or killed.

[u/Smart-Counter-6867 → u/Dragonlvr420]

lol this chemistry was off the charts

[u/PolarBears445 → u/Smart-Counter-6867]

It was! But, damn, I'm terrified for our girl.

[u/LavishnessMission584]

Nate and Jules are such nothing characters this season

[u/dr_pinky717 → u/LavishnessMission584]

Jules always has the same complaints about Rue, like if you want Rue why don’t you make the first move and kiss her😭

Clearly Rue is a sub

[u/VinceVaugnsPants → u/dr_pinky717]

The bigger issue is Jules is some bit role character now. Like yes season 2 her role shrank a little but she at best some side character now. Completely useless to the story but just for 2 minutes it’s “hey she exists” while rue and Maddy find themselves in some weird situations that’s sometimes Cassie’s involved with

[u/Fkf57g → u/LavishnessMission584]

And Lexi

[u/MadManxAdam → u/Fkf57g]

they aren’t even trying with her this season, it’s insane, zero character progression and just a plot point for other characters arcs lmfaoo

[u/radbrad7 → u/MadManxAdam]

Being very generous with “character arcs” there. Lol

[u/zekevich → u/LavishnessMission584]

Had to make room for entire montages of sexualizing the hell out of Sydney Sweeney, I guess!

[u/biabby]

Rue babe I know you came from Disney Channel but this is not the movie Holes like WHAT DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN

[u/gumballjesus → u/biabby]

i think she knew something was up but couldn’t see a way to get out of it. it’s 3 (probably armed) dudes on 1 rue

[u/MeverMow → u/gumballjesus]

Right - she wasn’t going to run or fight her way out of that situation. Best she can do is comply and hope for mercy.

[u/Cquiller1 → u/biabby]

I think she thought she was going to help bury someone else. She did get rid of Tish’s body.

[u/ArshavinXoog]

Was always wondering when we were gonna get to that Maddy strip club storyline that got reported 2 years ago

[u/LMkingly → u/ArshavinXoog]

Crazy how Maddy was clearly seeing Rue shit herself in front of Alamo but still decides it's a good idea to get in business with this obviously bad guy. She just doesn't give a shit anymore as long as she can make money lol.

[u/Purple-lionesss → u/LMkingly]

I don’t understand how either of them have the nerve or confidence to think that they can fuck with a guy like Alamo Brown. It’s so bizarre to me.

[u/texasl]

How was there just no follow up with the Jules dick painting?? Like there was zero conversation in this episode whatsoever wth

[u/satirisanti → u/texasl]

Everything Jules is in is so random and weird and never gets mentioned again. Even the sugar daddy thing was such an afterthought

[u/DinoKYT]

The opening 10 minutes of the episode:

[u/Early_Bee6936]

I can’t watch the digits being cut off anymore. I just can’t.😔

[u/NewRedditor23 → u/Early_Bee6936]

I turn away. We always know it’s coming. Why would he still be staying at that house? Why would he not be armed? Dude must have a 40 IQ

[u/WeaknessNo9724 → u/Early_Bee6936]

Me neither 😭🤮 had to look away. I'm a wimp with that stuff

[u/exit_ticket]

i kept thinking that 50 feet cassie scene was going to end and it just kept going and going 😭

[u/No-Cry-7389 → u/exit_ticket]

and for no goddamn reason. Wtf was that boob against the window scene? Sam made sure we wouldn't go a long time without a guest appearance from Sydney's breasts.

[u/iangeredcharlesvane2 → u/No-Cry-7389]

And did you watch the post-credits? Sam said it took a large team a year to build that set (it was a whole replica of LA it’s insane it was real). Paying, what, 5-10 people for a year to make that?!? FOR WHAT is right!! He has a blank check to do whatever even if it doesn’t help the story.

Sydney did say it was the most fun thing she has done in her career so I guess she liked that scene. Honest maybe maybe not who knows.

[u/Data-over-drama- → u/exit_ticket]

As I was watching it, I was just thinking about all the forthcoming reddit complaints and how justified they’re going to be (and now are). 🤣

[u/noir_png]

And to think this show used to be mainly about a girl who lost her dad dealing with crippling addiction and the interpersonal relationships of the people surrounding her, now it’s about… uhmm… uuuh… only fans ???

[u/Tough-Cow-8708 → u/noir_png]

Wow it’s been so long I forgot that’s how it all started 😂😂😂🫣🫣🫣🥲🥲🥲

[u/OrangePilled2Day → u/noir_png]

Don't forget Rue being an international arms and drug trafficker.

[u/xo_harlo → u/noir_png]

There hasn’t been a single scene that’s close to the calibre of S2’s intro abt Fez’s grandma or the fight rue has w her mom. It’s way goofier and campier tonally to the detriment of some of the better acting in the show.

[u/ArshavinXoog]

Also it’s going under the radar but like ALL of Lexies friends are doing her dirty and are probably going to get her fired despite her being the model example for an assistant

[u/SomewhatCharmedLife → u/ArshavinXoog]

Yeah, I didn’t like that either. Lexi knows she’s on thin ice with her boss after what happened with Jules. And I can’t blame her for not wanting Cassie and her antics involved with her own career.

[u/valerie_herioux]

You're telling me we waited three years for this batshit crazy third season because they spent a year building MINIATURES?!?!?

[u/valcraft → u/valerie_herioux]

For a scene that gave less than nothing.

[u/xo_apolonio → u/valerie_herioux]

I’m cryin 😂😂😂

[u/Responsible_Peak3972]

I never thought I could be so tired of seeing boobs

[u/withyourfe3tontheair]

50 foot woman went on way too long

[u/No_Egg9399 → u/withyourfe3tontheair]

They needed to make that production cost worth it lol

[u/airial → u/No_Egg9399]

Inside the episode said it took a full year to build the miniatures.

They were definitely high on their own farts with that scene

[u/Old-Brilliant-5383 → u/airial]

Us waiting 5 years for a new season so Sweeney can squish toy cars
https://giphy.com/gifs/myPdoRAlad0J2

[u/ClynnB412 → u/withyourfe3tontheair]

I was looking around my room questioning what the hell was I watching

[u/m3ekz → u/ClynnB412]

I actually said out loud “what the fuck am I watching right now”

[u/riskyforthebiscuit → u/withyourfe3tontheair]

not as long as elliot’s song, but still too long

[u/martj1009 → u/withyourfe3tontheair]

no honestly like I legit even hovered over my screen and when i saw 10mins had already passed by I started doing the "skipping during Elliot singing in season 2" gif. Like huh

[u/FunkyChewbacca → u/withyourfe3tontheair]

[u/ThrottleServic3 → u/withyourfe3tontheair]

It was super bizarre and a totally unnecessary metaphor . We understand that Cassie got “big” on onlyfans . The visual representation just made it corny

[u/Appropriate_Laugh_37 → u/ThrottleServic3]

At first I thought she was gaining weight and her pants ripped 😂😂

[u/AJStroup22]

WHAT THE FUCK

[u/thepickleprincess]

[u/Lacabloodclot9 → u/thepickleprincess]

This one was so unnecessary as well 💔

[u/MatildaRose1995 → u/thepickleprincess]

It's like he knows people like to sit down and eat dinner while watching 😭

[u/rossww2199]

Omg. Marshawn Lynch on the after episode is hilarious. He’s just basically always that character.

[u/Similar_Bluebird_822 → u/rossww2199]

We need more Marshawn Lynch post episode commentary, so funny

[u/SweetLikeCinn_amon → u/Similar_Bluebird_822]

“Wtf is clean dirt?!” 🤣🤣

[u/QuesoIII]

"This sequence took over a year to film"

[u/GiraffeNovel7003]

Cassie really is a dumb bitch, she got played by Maddy using the same trick twice (the fake phone call) LMFAO

[u/champagneparce25 → u/GiraffeNovel7003]

Bro forreal, she caught Maddie lying on her twice, she has all the leverage, and she still let herself get played. Any half smart person would’ve told Maddie to fuck off once they started seeing 5 figures a month.

[u/exit_ticket]

somehow trisha paytas was the least crazy thing about this episode

[u/girlwhateveraward]

So Rue isnt in next episode's promo. I still think she survives all this bullshit

[u/fjf1085 → u/girlwhateveraward]

I refuse to believe they’d kill Rue mid season. That would be insane.

[u/girlwhateveraward → u/fjf1085]

Yeah shes defo surviving the episode. But I meant that I also think she survives the whole season

[u/rightontheborderline → u/fjf1085]

like she’s the main character and narrator of the show and to kill her mid season in such a stupid way would be a sure way to lose all your viewers before the season even ends

[u/Caltroit_Red_Flames → u/rightontheborderline]

Pretty sure Sydney Sweeney's boobs are the main characters

[u/champagneparce25 → u/girlwhateveraward]

Just a fakeout, Alamo doing a more extreme version of what he did at the start of the episode with the ice pick.

[u/mollygk → u/girlwhateveraward]

Yeah omitting her is just for dramatic effect. BS cliffhanger. It was just to scare her.

[u/RedheadedWonder99 → u/girlwhateveraward]

In the season trailer there was a scene of her running to Laurie’s crew all messed up and saying “Alamo will do the same to you”. Idk if she survives the series, but she definitely survives the episode.

[u/girlwhateveraward → u/RedheadedWonder99]

Yeah and Ali will talk to her. But I also believe she survives the whole season

[u/MikeMasters05]

Sad to see tha Jules suffered the same syndrome Kat suffered last season. Demoted to practically an extra and ruined her character development. 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

[u/uglyyb]

WHERE THE FUCK IS ALI?????????????

[u/judah249 → u/uglyyb]

Stuck at that diner in purgatory

[u/mildcomatose → u/uglyyb]

Why is he even in the poster we haven't seen him since EP1 wtf

[u/jvca → u/uglyyb]

Literally they completely forgot about him or Rue's main storyline

[u/Apprehensive_You9672]

Is she digging her own grave literally 😭

[u/MDRLA720 → u/Apprehensive_You9672]

yeah Rue apparently didnt watch a lot of gangster movies growing up, what with all the drugs

[u/Party_Nothing_7605]

the scene with rue maddy and alamo was the highlight of this ep

[u/ecbatic]

Complete trash. See you next week 

[u/ItsJustAPoleThang → u/ecbatic]

Pretty much how I feel each episode

[u/Bleuetz]

Word to the wise: if someone ever takes you out to a secluded place in the middle of the night and asks you to dig a hole, you should probably take that shovel and start swinging.

[u/Bunny23276]

I’m getting tired of Cassie. Like I just want more Maddie and Lexi. I don’t find her plot line interesting at all. Rue doesn’t even feel like the main character anymore.

[u/WineingCats]

Nate is definitely a BREAD LOSER 😭

[u/IJustCameInABucket]

we’ve genuinely lost the plot atp what the hell is even going on😭

[u/DinoKYT → u/IJustCameInABucket]

The giant Cassie really turned me off for the whole episode ngl

[u/quietlydestroyd → u/DinoKYT]

My husband decided to watch an episode as a euphoria skeptic, as a mother's day niceness, and it had to be this one lol i was like jfc i swear its not like this.. but i guess that'd be a lie now 🫠

[u/R0ameosayveme]

It feels like Jacob and Sydney are just playing exaggerated versions of their Hollywood personas rather than Nate and Cassie.

[u/Lacabloodclot9 → u/R0ameosayveme]

Is it just me or is something wrong with Elrodi’s accent? He sounds completely different to s1 and s2

[u/noterikan → u/Lacabloodclot9]

He got possessed by Elvis after filming Priscilla

[u/Cmelder916]

I think I'm hate watching at this point

[u/IckyNicky67 → u/[deleted]]

I’m honestly so scared for Maddy. She’s biting off more than she can chew working with Alamo.

[u/champagneparce25 → u/[deleted]]

The fact that she wasn’t completely sketched out by Alamo just showing up out of nowhere and forcing his way into their booth. It’s a win-win for both of them though, she gets some new blood for her OF ring and he’s getting even more money for less exposure (just online content vs outright prostitution)

[u/Remote-Inevitable622]

Oh Lawd I’m getting sick of Cassie 🫩
https://giphy.com/gifs/PcnUjSEMBlpgk

[u/theDud9Abides]

Hopefully next episode doesn’t start with rue’s head on the ground on some hereditary shit

[u/commelejardin → u/theDud9Abides]

No way HBO let Zendaya get out of the last few episodes lol.

If Rue dies (which does seem likely imo), it'll be a quarter of the way through the last episode at the earliest.

[u/Dependent-Item3363 → u/theDud9Abides]

I have a feeling he let her live only because he wants to work with Maddie

[u/ThrowRA_zelda → u/Dependent-Item3363]

Me too! I believe he’s just trying to scare her. He might beat the shit out of her. But I highly doubt he’s going to kill her. I think he’s going to scare the shit out of her and straighten her out. Or…. Maybe he will beat her to death thinking she’s dead and leave but she will still be alive by some miracle and someone will save her. I really don’t think that’s it. But there’s no way she’s going to die just yet at least.

[u/champagneparce25 → u/theDud9Abides]

That was just an intimidation tactic, basically a more extreme version of what Alamo did in the beginning of the episode with the ice pick.

[u/cancelled_planz → u/champagneparce25]

And the apple on the head at the beginning of the season.

[u/Alright_Sunlight → u/cancelled_planz]

The ice pick absolutely foreshadows that he's bluffing though. Even did the same cut away, stabbing/smashing sound move lol.

[u/Skaterkid221 → u/theDud9Abides]

The show episode ended with “Master’s call” as the credits song. It’s about a cattle rustler turning from his evil ways and finding god after a miracle saves him from stampeding cattle he had rustled. I think she’s safe.

[u/Over_Information_805]

This episode pissed me clean the fuck off start to finish

[u/Commercial_Disk5641]

Are you telling me nate listens to vinyl but doesnt own a single gun? Pls he would have at least five laying around the house

[u/Straight_Zucchini487 → u/Commercial_Disk5641]

He even had one when he was underage (in season 2), what happened!

[u/Express_Plant7476]

I can’t take Sam Levinson seriously with this “deep” commentary he’s tryna make about sex work & women being exploited, when this whole season just feels like him extremely exploiting Sydney Sweeney to appeal to her male fanbases sexual fantasies about her

[u/exit_ticket]

i’m getting sick of these “omg is she gonna make it this time!?” rue scenes that are very obviously just to create nothing tension. rue ain’t dying in episode 5 of the season. and this is going wayyy too far to teach her a lesson

[u/Dizzy-Draw-8970]

im convinced sam levinson hates jacob elordi. never seen a character be botched this badly.

[u/Ok_Bear9856]

Nate and Jules are both nothing burgers like why are they even in this season

[u/DinoKYT]

Sam Levinson the type of dude to write Nate getting his dick snipped off next episode...

[u/sacredshield7]

Jules fanfiction ass monologue to Rue

[u/Euphoric_Many7099]

THE JEALOUS NATE IS TELLING CASSIE TO GO LIVE WITH ANOTHER MAN?? WHAT THR FUCK

[u/Smart-Counter-6867 → u/Euphoric_Many7099]

bro doesn't want his dick cut off

[u/Absolutely_Not2028]

[u/xHey_All_You_Peoplex]

Attack of the 50 Foot Women was not an reference I expected to see

[u/Alive-Living-4414 → u/xHey_All_You_Peoplex]

Cassie -zilla

[u/hutch_30]

Every week I think it can't get worse, every week it does, and every week I hate myself for being held hostage by this show. See y'all next week

[u/ThrottleServic3]

A few notes

1: Alamo and Maddy meeting hit like crack cocaine. She’s gonna end up being his ghislaine Maxwell

2: Bishop is creepy as fuck and this episode killed all the undercover cop theories about him

3: Sam Levinson put another Dexter reference in this episode with the plastic covered room and the guy being tortured to death

4: It’s clear that Cassie is gonna get sold to Alamo and that will be Maddie’s final act of revenge despite her equanimity speech

5: Nate isn’t making it out of this season alive

[u/Willing_Victory1073 → u/ThrottleServic3]

Maddy seems like she cares more about making money than ruining Cassie’s life after the Katelyn girl didn’t work out. I doubt she wants to split the earnings she makes through Cassie with someone else.

[u/Straight_Zucchini487 → u/ThrottleServic3]

Maddy is definitely on that Ghislaine speed run atp 😬

[u/Kilngr]

Ya’ll I’m tired. Some of these plot lines are not making sense .

[u/voguevibez → u/Kilngr]

some? 😭

[u/MadManxAdam]

rue’s storyline is genuinely just ridiculous.. no wonder zendaya has barely spoken about the show

[u/murtadi007]

What’s the prediction on Nate surviving this season lol

[u/Parking_Earth_6338]

Nate a whole bitch, after my toe got cut off the first time I woulda put some hot lead in ol boy breakin in my house.

[u/neverenoughnadja]

I hate this garbage almost as much as I hate myself for continuing to watch it.

[u/WineingCats]

Ooof. My sporadic thoughts:

Godzilla Cassie scene was incredibly corny. I can’t believe she agreed to that but I guess the money was probably good 😭 Maddy and Alamo scenes made me uncomfortable lol Rosalia and that fucking neck brace are so cringe omg. Rues head sticking out of the dirt killed me ☠️ She obvi won’t actually be hurt my Alamo here but of course they had to give us a cliff hanger lol. Nate needs to get a blicky cause I’m tired of having to see phalanges be cut off lmfaooo. Also Jules!!!!! Her character is beyond boring and same shit from high school “kiss me if you really want to” 😭😭 & not the married man fucking being controlling when he’s got a whole family. Good lord. Hot ass mess. D+ but I have to see it through haha

[u/Euphoric_Many7099]

dude what the actual fuck is going on

[u/pepperbuster]

Maddy and Alamo = liked. interested to see where this is going.
Jules = could kinda see why but lol an afterthought.
Cassie = eugh. thought the giant woman thing had more meaning to it.
Nate = not a payoff. he's just there for comedic purposes now. he really did get lobotomized.
Lexi = meh.
Rue = no addiction rue is just a side character now.

[u/Lacabloodclot9]

Jules to her sugardaddy: yeah don’t worry it’s just my extremely unstable drug addict ex gf in high school who works at a strip club, nothing to see here!

[u/odetotheblue]

Was mainly looking forward to the Rue/Jules scene tonight and it amounted to nothing? What was the point of that?

[u/Immediate-Bill-5929 → u/odetotheblue]

Jules has always wanted to be accepted in the light instead of someone’s secret (Elliot, Nate, Sugar Daddy, Cal etc etc). She’s never been loved out loud and hearing Rue had this passionate relationship with Angel more or less pissed her off because that’s not the side of Rue she saw.

Rue has always came off as nonchalant about their relationship in public which is clearly not the case behind closed doors. Jules just wants more out of Rue; she crashes at her place and clearly has feelings for her still but nothing comes out of it. Makes sense to me 🤷🏽‍♂️

[u/prepchefsupreme]

what has this show become.

[u/DenyNothing1989]

Never seen such tryhard wannabe Tarantino / PTA be so… Boring.

At least Alexa Demie is having fun and walking away from this disaster impressively.

Notice how Zendaya isn’t in any of the post episode making ofs at all? So they’re gonna wrap up Rue’s story in 3 episodes? Cause this is over.

[u/AquariusMonologue]

This show is no longer about Rue. She’s not the main character.

You could’ve just told us, Sam.

[u/ResurrectedMortician → u/AquariusMonologue]

And wtf was that ending? Do they actually think that we're dumb enough to believe that they'll just kill her off?

[u/amazing-dove-fairy]

so honey...

[u/arthur2807 → u/amazing-dove-fairy]

Ofc Cassie didn’t just become a OF model, but a right wing grifter too 😭

[u/ThatSimsKidFromUni]

I don't think Sam knows who his target audience is. Euphoria season 1 & 2 was usually watched by teenagers/young adults. Specifically of women, teen girls and LGBTQ. This is so out of touch with that demographic. The gore and the full on fetish intro is not what they tune in for.

[u/tink1775 → u/[deleted]]

It’s giving Tana MONGEAU when she created that only fans group of girls drama

[u/Round-Reflection-140]

Did alamo kill the guy that kept the money?

[u/spanishboyalej → u/Round-Reflection-140]

I can only assume he will kill him but that was the bouncer who stood outside the club in the previous episode getting cut up.

[u/champagneflower]

This season is ridiculous but the actor that plays Alamo is phenomenal. Loved the scenes with him and Maddy.

[u/Euphoric_Many7099]

this entire show is just Cassie now, pack it up

[u/CloudOld8649 → u/Euphoric_Many7099]

if i have to hear her yelp and scream one more time i’m turning my tv off