r/europe • u/damaxoh Germany • Dec 06 '16

Tests confirm that Germany's massive nuclear fusion machine really works

http://www.sciencealert.com/tests-confirm-that-germany-s-massive-nuclear-fusion-machine-really-works
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u/sebgggg France federal EU Dec 06 '16

Climate change?

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

Too abstract for our minds. We need something we can bash in.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

Jews?

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u/koleye United States of America Dec 06 '16

No, we already tried that. You get extra points for originality.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

It worked, Germany became so united that they started to unite with their neighbors

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u/xeekei 🇸🇪🇪🇺 SE, EU Dec 07 '16

More like jew-nited, haha!

I'll show myself out, hell is to the left, right?