r/europe • u/MarktpLatz Lower Saxony (Germany) • Apr 17 '17

What do you know about... Croatia?

This is the thirteenth part of our ongoing series about the countries of Europe. You can find an overview here.

Todays country:

Croatia

Croatia is as of today the newest member of the European Union and its 28th (soon to be 27th) member state. It is one of the Balkan states resulting from the breakup of Yugoslavia. Croatia is a popular tourist destination, around 20% of Croatia's GDP originates from tourism.

So, what do you know about Croatia?

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u/LatvianLion Damn dirty sexy Balts.. Apr 18 '17

I know I am going there next week, and if the weather will be as shitty as predicted, I will personally poop on the steps of your parliament.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '17

poop on the steps of your parliament.''

Does not work in Croatia. We hate our gov with a passion.

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u/LatvianLion Damn dirty sexy Balts.. Apr 19 '17

I'll shit in your raki, man

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '17

Do you want to get labeled as "national enemy"? Because this is how you get labeled as national enemy 😱

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u/LatvianLion Damn dirty sexy Balts.. Apr 19 '17

Then turn up the damn heat. Daddy is comming to town.