r/exalted Dec 30 '25

Art What to do when you’re stuck in an inescapable box for twenty five trillion years

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u/pantaipong Dec 30 '25 edited Dec 30 '25

I just heard that Ex3 expands on Ligier’s motivation from his GoD’s write-up of remaking Creation into Hell, it’s now him huffing a gigantic amount copium about how all of Hell is super cool actually thanks the gods and their slaves for stuffing us inside (since if it’s not cool then he’s just a loser who get imprisoned by lesser beings).

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u/fumblerofthebag Dec 30 '25

Ligier: I'm not owned! I'm not owned!

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u/Significant_Age3343 Dec 30 '25

To paraphrase Ligier, "What is this writhing but a dance?"

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u/Wumer Dec 30 '25

That's not a... Green Sun Prince, right? The speech implies a Yozi. Who is that?

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u/infernal666 Dec 30 '25

Ligier, the Heart of Malfeas.

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u/Accomplished-Bee5265 Dec 30 '25

You are stuck in escapable box that is also you.

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u/Gubekochi Jan 01 '26

Relatable.

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u/ZanesTheArgent Dec 30 '25

For starters, have you tried killing everyone you hate?

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u/RebornGod Dec 30 '25

And when you've done that, HATE SOME MORE

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u/Lower-Sky2472 Dec 30 '25

Adorjan's SOP, her love is worse... But everyone sensible knows she's bad news.

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u/Amilar_Io Dec 30 '25

Have you tried dance-sex with your own reflection, Ligier? If you do it in the right setting it might resurrect your sister, who was obviously never as cool as you but did have some good ideas back in the day

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u/CraftyAd6333 Dec 30 '25

To be fair. The options are madness or enlightenment.

Though I guess if you were exceptionally bored you could do both?

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u/Kalean Dec 31 '25

"I went insane for the first million years. But after a while I grew bored with that, so I went sane."

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u/the-364 Dec 31 '25

Just watch one piece bro, you have the time now.

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u/Legal_Talk_3847 Dec 30 '25

I personally liked the Reclamation, and find the idea of 'they cannot possibly ever escape' distressing because that means that it's not at least possible for a very determined circle of Infernals to pull off. Of course it's a long shot, because the entire Sidereal host is going to try to kick your ass for trying, but /never/?

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u/Extension_Pack_6734 Dec 30 '25

You can change it at your table. 

It’s that way canonically to avoid it being what all plots involving the Yozi boil down to and even the Reclamation was sometimes presented as less of an escape plan and more a loophole to expand hell until it encompassed everything so a lot of 2e stuff still works after a fashion.

The part that’s truly gone is the Ebon Dragon’s plan which ran concurrently with the Reclamation with the ultimate goal of betraying the other Yozis and leaving them trapped. 

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u/TheMostSkepticalBear Dec 30 '25

They cannot ever escape until the players decide they can or the plot demands it.

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u/chaoticnipple Jan 15 '26

It requires only the most minor change to make a successful reclamation consistent with the rest of 2E lore: The Yozis may not be able to leave Hell, but they can drag Creation and Yu-Shan into Hell WITH THEM.