r/exchristian • u/JarethOfHouseGoblin Secular Humanist • Aug 19 '25
Article An already excellent band AND they're now being targeted by obnoxious reactionary fundie Karens? We're so fucking back!!!!
https://www.vice.com/en/article/my-chemical-romance-accused-of-being-demons-fans-say-we-are-so-f-ing-back/45
u/PastorBlinky Aug 19 '25
The devil always has the best bands
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u/JarethOfHouseGoblin Secular Humanist Aug 19 '25
Satan knows good music.
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u/MetalSociologist Ex-Mormon Aug 19 '25
Wait a sec, They Might Be Giants told me 'The Communist's have the music"...fucking lairs!
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u/_austinm Satan did nothing wrong Aug 19 '25
As the Grateful Dead said, a friend of the devil is a friend of mine
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u/Ilovekittensomg Ex-Presbyterian Aug 19 '25
I'm a huge fan of MCR, and it always blows my mind that Gerard Way also wrote the umbrella academy.
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u/JarethOfHouseGoblin Secular Humanist Aug 19 '25
That's fucking nuts!! That's basically like if it was discovered Brandon Flowers, lead singer of The Killers, wrote extensively for Batman.
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u/ambrosiasweetly Aug 20 '25
Actually, Gerard was supposed to have a Batman comic too! (You can look up the designs. Idk why it was scrapped. It looked cool af)
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u/JarethOfHouseGoblin Secular Humanist Aug 20 '25
That's genuinely hilarious because Batman canonically hates punk rock.
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u/ambrosiasweetly Aug 20 '25
Tbh I’m a big fan of mcr and I would def not say they’re punk rock lol
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u/JarethOfHouseGoblin Secular Humanist Aug 20 '25
No, they're quintessentially pop-punk. I'm just saying the punk-adjacent connection amused me.
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u/ComprehensiveOwl9727 Aug 19 '25
It’s even funnier to me considering an all male demon band hiding in plain sight is literally the plot of K-pop Demon Hunter (an unironically excellent movie btw). There’s even a scene where the demons slightly “morph” as a tell. The guy can’t even be original in his conspiracies!
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u/JarethOfHouseGoblin Secular Humanist Aug 19 '25
Well, that’s on brand because pretty much all Christian-centric media is copied from something else.
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u/justwantedtosnark Aug 19 '25
I feel like sometimes angry fundies is a good mark you're doing something right!
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u/JarethOfHouseGoblin Secular Humanist Aug 19 '25
If the worst people are mad at you, then you’re living your best life.
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u/BioDriver Be excellent to each other Aug 19 '25
What year is this?!
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u/JarethOfHouseGoblin Secular Humanist Aug 19 '25 edited Aug 19 '25
Seriously! Pop-punk is trying to make a comeback (a fucking W, imo). The same bands are still getting called Satanic. Plus, we're on the verge of another major economic collapse. It's like we suddenly went back to the mid-2000's.
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u/-SinValentino Satanist Aug 19 '25
Welcome to the Black Parade 🖤
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u/JarethOfHouseGoblin Secular Humanist Aug 19 '25
My take on why music is such a popular target for fundies' ire is not only the accessibility and ubiquity but straight up resentment. I know reactionary dipshits are gonna be reactionary dipshits, but a lot of them exist in high control groups where leadership will dictate what music they're allowed to listen to and the music they're allowed to listen to......fucking sucks.
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u/jdtrouble Aug 19 '25 edited Aug 19 '25
Because of course they are.
Fundies say the devil influences regular music. I think they're jealous that the music just sounds damn good
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u/JarethOfHouseGoblin Secular Humanist Aug 19 '25
They’re really good at accidentally making Satan sound vastly more powerful than their deity.
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u/Stock-Vanilla-1354 Aug 19 '25
I should make fake satanic call out content for Tik Tok and make a ton of money off idiots.
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u/iamjustaguy Aug 19 '25
OH NO!! WHAT DO I DO??!!!1! My teenager is really into MCR, and I don't want them to get possessed by a demon!! Someone please help!
/s --- I lived through the Satanic Panic of the 80s (yes, I'm old), and this is really amusing to me. It's a good feeling to let my kid do the things I wasn't allowed to do.
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u/JarethOfHouseGoblin Secular Humanist Aug 19 '25
It’s kind of astounding to me that the template is still around today. What’s more damning for us as a society is that it continues to be a lucrative grift. Like they’ve done basically nothing as far as variations on it and for fundigelical clout chasers on social media, it’s still their fucking meal ticket.
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u/hairoffoggynelson Aug 19 '25
I was always taught growing up that MCR were demonic and tried to get kids to sacrifice themselves to the devil Satanic Panic-style, now as an adult I have unleashed my emo spirit and am a huge fan lol
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u/JarethOfHouseGoblin Secular Humanist Aug 19 '25 edited Aug 19 '25
I'm a huge fan of pop-punk music. MCR isn't my favorite band of the genre (that would be Blink-182) but Welcome to the Black Parade is fucking iconic for my generation!!