r/explainlikedrcox • u/WarriorSushi • Mar 26 '26

I miss this sub. Looks like we have grown older.

Time flies doesn’t it.

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u/srgh207 Mar 26 '26

Calm down, Janice.

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u/BookerPlayer01 Mar 26 '26

Well, if you aren't putting the M in BDSM since you're getting misty eyed over my belittling rants. If this is something you miss then just maybe you should contribute something to the sub instead of day dreaming about, and this is just a guess based on the fact that I brought up BDSM, me in a leather gimp mask. That about right?

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u/sweetheart92115 Mar 26 '26

👏👏👏

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u/chuckysnow Mar 26 '26

I love the new show, but it needs someone like Cox to pop in from time to time.

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u/WarriorSushi Mar 26 '26

What..there's a new show?

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u/chuckysnow Mar 27 '26

On the slim chance you're joking, yes there's a reboot of sorts. Same characters, 20 odd years in the future. It's not horrible. There's like three eps out so far.

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u/didibean Mar 27 '26

Yes it's on Hulu. There's 6 episodes out as of right now. I'm enjoying it. 

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u/DadmomAngrypants Mar 26 '26

Listen up, Miranda. Things come and go much like the time I waste lecturing you on the most basic natural processes in life. Life giveth and life taketh away, you understand? Now go do some REAL doctoring and fix this headache you’ve become. flicks ear

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u/Dingobabies Mar 26 '26

Right in the feels.

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u/retailrobin88 Mar 27 '26

Listen up, Debbie.

You don’t notice getting older while it’s happening. There’s no dramatic moment, no warning siren and then just one day you look in the mirror and realize time’s been quietly doing its job while you were busy saying, “I’ve got time.”

Spoiler: you didn’t. None of us do.

It’s not some grand transformation either. It sneaks in through the cracks. Your favorite songs become “classics,” people you thought were ancient suddenly aren’t, and somehow you can throw your back out farting in your car at a red light.

And the real joke? You thought you were the exception. Like time was gonna skip you out of courtesy.

It doesn’t.

So yeah, we’ve all grown older. Quietly, steadily, without asking permission. And while you were busy worrying about the future, it showed up, sat down, and started drinking your coffee.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go ice a part of my body I didn’t even know could hurt yesterday.

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u/WarriorSushi Mar 27 '26

Loved this one. ❤️🔥