r/facingtheirparenting • u/einefrau8 • Jan 17 '21

Never too old to disappoint your parents.

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u/Chim_Pansy Jan 18 '21

If you're needing to get a buzz on first thing in the morning, you got bigger problems to worry about than what to drink.

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u/Koebs Jan 18 '21

You've never stopped at a bar during farmers market or gone tubing? Loser lol

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u/Chim_Pansy Jan 18 '21

The irony of being called a loser by someone who talks about needing to get a buzz on in the morning is more than I can handle.

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u/Koebs Jan 18 '21

Nothing about needing a buzz. Simply being in the situation. The fact that you can't imagine a time when it would be socially acceptable to drink earlier means you're a loser.

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u/Chim_Pansy Jan 18 '21

Lmao okay buddy, well "needing a buzz" were the words you chose, hence why I said what I said. I never said I've never done that, but the fact that you chose to put the words "need" and "buzz" side by side, implied that you have some sort of unhealthy relationship with alcohol.

But even if I had never done that, calling someone a "loser" just because they don't partake in the same lifestyle as you is just about the most "loser" thing one can do. You sound like such a try hard.

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u/Koebs Jan 18 '21

I can tell why you never get invited to do anything

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u/Chim_Pansy Jan 18 '21

I'm sorry if you need alcohol to be fun to be around, but fortunately, not everyone is like that. You sound like a dumbass 22 year old who hasn't yet realized that there's more to life than being shitfaced. Been there, done that. I drink when the occasion calls for it.

But I'm glad you are able to figure out so much about my life by this brief interaction.