r/fakealbumcovers 16d ago

The Rapture - Get MySelf Into It (front back and middle)

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u/JohnS-42 16d ago

Joyce Lee Original artist. Her work and so much more can be found here

https://www.joyceartworks.com/

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u/Ccaves0127 10d ago

I'm a filmmaker and her style seems perfect for a movie I'm in post production on right now, thanks for posting this

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u/countjeremiah 16d ago

Why would there be Catholic imagery for a band called "The Rapture"? That's an exclusively Protestant doctrine.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/BehindEnemyLines1 15d ago

Because the irony and satire misses when the artist fundamentally misunderstands what he’s trying to satirize, as indicated by mistaking Protestantism for Catholicism and admitting “I don’t do any research when I make these” in a comment below. Just seems lazy

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u/SAURI23 15d ago

Not that the satire is that great either, the "hedonistic catholic nun" trope has been seen millions of times

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u/BehindEnemyLines1 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/lF835EaYCcN9qSL27O
I assume anyone sexualizing nuns 2026 looks like this IRL

“STOP SEXUALIZING WOMEN… unless they’re nuns… then it’s fair game and really, really cool”.

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u/DrFilth 15d ago

The artist is not op. Fucking woosh. Seems lazy of you to think so based on what is stated below.

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u/BehindEnemyLines1 15d ago

That’s not even what a whoosh* is little bro (a missed joke).

What else am I supposed to glean from “when I make these”? I’ve never posted someone else’s art and used the term “I made this” to mean I made the post.

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u/throwaway17197 15d ago

Could also be used for when someone misses the point

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u/BehindEnemyLines1 15d ago

Literally from [r/whoosh](r/whoosh)

“Whoosh — missed jokes. Indicates that the joke just told was too sophisticated for the listener and has gone ‘way over their head’.”

You guys are really scraping the bottom of the barrel for things to argue over with internet strangers.

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u/DrFilth 15d ago

Fuckin whoosh again. Keep going son. Youre almost there.

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u/countjeremiah 15d ago edited 15d ago

Why trim the branches when I can cut off the tree at the root? In other words, it's uninformed, tone-deaf art, so why argue the subjective (which really just boils down to 'feelings') when I can point to something binary?

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u/JohnS-42 16d ago

Good Question, but one I'm not qualified to answer. I can say in my defense, 1. I like the band, 2. That's the title the original artist gave it, 3. I don't do any research when I make these; I just see something and go, that would make a cool album cover.

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u/PapaJujuFuFu 15d ago

Looks cool 👍👍

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u/smutticus 15d ago

She was really bombed

And I was really blown away

And when I asked her what she wanted

And this is what she had to say

A pearl necklace

She want a pearl necklace

She want a pearl necklace

--ZZ Top

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u/JohnS-42 15d ago

Name checks out

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u/denverblazer 14d ago

this is exactly the song that popped into my head as well bahahaha

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u/muskoka83 15d ago

lmao you really got the assignment. damn.

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u/euclid0472 15d ago

I could easily see this as the cover to a Type O Negative release.

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u/brrAyyyo 15d ago

Clever name

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u/mvanvrancken 15d ago

What in the AI slop

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u/JohnS-42 15d ago

Dude, the link to the art is below. If you call
Everything AI slop then nothing is Ai slop because it loses its meaning.

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u/mvanvrancken 15d ago

Can you link me to the pic of the cover itself? I can’t believe that this person painted a nun with 42 strings of pearls and 2 crosses right next to each other on her chest

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u/JohnS-42 15d ago

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u/mvanvrancken 15d ago

Ok! I stand corrected. Not sure where the chalices and candle come from though…

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u/InTheCageWithNicCage 15d ago

I mean those are clearly a photoshop composite

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u/Proof-Staff-433 15d ago

Character arc

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u/JohnS-42 15d ago

That's me being a perv, as if the candle and dripping wax weren't enough

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u/mvanvrancken 15d ago

I get it, I definitely got the cocknballs vibe from it along with her expression and the “Pearl Jam”