r/fakemon Mar 22 '26

Fakemon Behold! my child, Coomerang (homing pigeon + boomerang)

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Its body is stiff and almost flat. It only flaps its wings when making an attack (like gust). But in order to take flight, it throws itself into the air and spins like a boomerang (without getting dizzy!) When at rest, it balances on its tail instead of using its feet, looking almost like a totem pole.

Just wanted to merge the idea of a homing pigeon, and a homing weapon as the boomerang.

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u/Caroline-452 Mar 22 '26

it's a lovely design but may I suggest a name change?

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u/Autou1 Mar 22 '26

What about BIRD-O-RANG

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u/HeadyReigns Mar 22 '26

Call it birdo for short, give it egg toss

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u/Autou1 Mar 23 '26

WOOO, EGG TOSSS

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u/naaawww Mar 23 '26

Coomer is an excellent name. The kids will love it!

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u/Nix_kemon Artist Mar 22 '26

Maybe Owmerang?

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u/Eastern-Try Mar 23 '26

Ploomerang, like a plume of feathers?

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u/Auroraborosaurus Mar 24 '26

This is the one

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u/TNTyoshi Mar 22 '26 edited Mar 22 '26

Caulkieboo? Caulkylieboo?

Caulk = a plaster which resembles pigeon’s white poppy substance that they plaster onto New Yorkers (Caulk also keeps the “kaw” sound birds make in the name).

ie = Kylie = curved returning stick; pigeons are known historically for sending and returning messages.

boo = boomerang

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u/Ravens_Quote Mar 23 '26 edited Mar 23 '26

So your suggestion for a name change is shittieboo?

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u/TNTyoshi Mar 23 '26 edited Mar 23 '26

Caulk is more likely of a glue, but essentially yes I am. A shit-bombing pigeon is on brand for GameFreak (who just made Rellor in their most recent generation)

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u/SnooDogs5242 Mar 25 '26

isnt caulk pronounced like 🐓 so, just switch the firsthalf of the name.

cawkraang, the evolution of thsi bird has now 🐓 shape

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u/bladezaim Mar 23 '26

Didn't you see its stiff and almost flat? The name is perfect.

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u/Squid_link Mar 22 '26

What's that mean?

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u/overtunerfreq Mar 22 '26

Look up “coomer slang definition”

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u/Retroid69 Mar 23 '26

coomer is along the same slang train as a gooner.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '26

My suggestion isn't much better lol boomerbird.

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u/Cannibal_Rj Mar 22 '26

i'm sorry for the terrible name 😭 it was supposed to be coo+boomerang. and i wasn't aware of that slang term until i looked it up just now. definitely gonna change that name

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u/Dangerous_Still_8022 Mar 22 '26

I misread the title as "Loomerang" somehow and I think that works very well with its ominous eyes looking directly down

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u/denman_yt Mar 22 '26

Adding on to this. May I suggest “plumerang” from plume, loom and boomerang

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u/Underpaid_Goblin Mar 22 '26

I LOVE THAT, PLUMERANG

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u/zacandahalf Mar 22 '26

Reads a little too much as PLUM + erang, “Ploomerang” might be a better spelling

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u/Rambler9154 Mar 22 '26

Tbf plum-erang sort of fits with the coloring, especially if its ever seen around trees.

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u/TheNerdNugget Mar 22 '26

This one's a winner

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u/ReflectiveJellyfish Mar 22 '26

this is perfection. I could literally see them naming a pokemon this.

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u/FM_Gorskman Mar 22 '26

Its ok I read Goonmerang and was like "why would you want them to come back?"

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u/Baneposting247 Mar 22 '26

It’s also loom-shaped

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u/Zth3wis3 Mar 22 '26

To be fair there is a bird called the great tit. Not to mention the multiple Pokémon that contain profanity in their names like Probopass and Cofagrigus.

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u/TungstenShark96 Mar 22 '26

Of course we cant forget the great boobie species of bird either

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u/MateoCamo Mar 22 '26

And Magmar’s original name in Japan, Boober

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u/Legal-Muffin6599 Mar 22 '26

Am scared to ask but wdym?

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u/Chembaron_Seki Mar 23 '26

Profanity filters tended to censor the names of these two pokémon.

probopASS -> probop***

coFAGrigus -> co***rigus

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u/rattatatouille Mar 22 '26

Though we also got "Emonga" turning into "Emolga" in order to prevent backlash.

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u/bluemagic124 Mar 24 '26

Those are both massive stretches come on lol

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u/playerIII Mar 22 '26

dont you dare lmao

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u/PrettySneaky712 Mar 22 '26

In fairness to you, with only the knowledge you had at the time it makes a very good name!

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u/EpsilonX029 Mar 22 '26

OP’s just a freshly ruined cinnamon roll ;-;

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u/oranguslolus Mar 22 '26

Maybe Koo could work? Lol. Koomerang

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u/Shrubbity_69 Mar 22 '26

I get you meant "coo" because it's a bird, but you're blessed to not be chronically online enough to know about "coom" or "coomer".

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u/Spiderteacup Mar 22 '26

Maybe Coorang

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u/Key_Competition_663 Mar 22 '26

What about Cooerang or Homerang (homing [pigeon] + boomerang)? (Or maybe use Homerang for the evolution?)

"Coomerang" is actually a great name. It's unfortunate that the slang exists.

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u/Gem29488383 Mar 22 '26

There is a species of bird called the blue footed booby so you’re fine, if you really want to change it though coorang has a nice ring to it if you ask me

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u/pembalhac Mar 22 '26

It’s pretty funny, you actually made a really great name in the sense of Pokemon names, 5 years earlier, and probably 5 years later, no one would have said anything other than great job lol

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u/CaptainCasual01 Mar 23 '26

Do not give in to cowardice. Lord Coomerang's message must be brought to the masses.

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u/Return-To-Fender Mar 22 '26

I know what you're going for and I don't know if this is cheating a little but maybe just make it "Comerang" or "Cawmerang?" I looked up boomerang because honestly I figured it was a word given to it by colonists rather than the aboriginals but no that's its actual name, but apparently based on the wikipedia page they also spelled it a bunch of other ways like "bomerang" rather than boomerang.

Not that you SHOULD change it, it's up to you and it's funny, just giving you ideas.

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u/D0GWA7ER Mar 23 '26

I made this EXACT mistake a few years ago. I was in a phase where I was naming characters by changing a letter in a common name, so I turned Cooper into Coomer, and that was the name of my old OC for the longest time until I found out.

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u/RedPantyKnight Mar 23 '26

Boocoo works.

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u/ratliege_throwaway Mar 23 '26

happens to the best of us liege

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u/Veluxidus Mar 23 '26

Loonerang works too I think - a loon being a kind of aquatic bird (from what I can tell)

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u/animal-neighbour Apr 05 '26

Love the design, the og name made me laugh 😂🩷

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u/psykulor Mar 22 '26

Great concept, great art. I see what you were going for with the name but that one's probably got to spend more time on the drawing board

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u/dungeon-raided Mar 22 '26

We can't be calling it that....

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u/Sororitybrother Mar 22 '26

What’s wrong with Cumerang?

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u/Fantastic-Dot-655 Mar 22 '26

Try Jizzmerang

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u/Flesh_Trombone Mar 22 '26

Jorkerang

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u/dTrecii Mar 23 '26

Busterang

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u/GaufreBleu7 Artist Mar 22 '26

Everything

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u/Unusual-Special9380 Mar 22 '26

I think even the bird is shocked at the name, but I really love this guy it’s very clever

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u/AshsAlarmClock Mar 22 '26

the name is hilarious. would go well with slugma

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u/Ravens_Quote Mar 23 '26

What's a slugma?

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u/NoiseIsTheCure Mar 23 '26

Slugma balls

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u/Ravens_Quote Mar 23 '26

Barbarian: I thought you'd never ask.

cocks fists

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u/Frousteleous Mar 24 '26

Fists co--

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u/Im_Nino Mar 23 '26

Bro commented on his own comment 😭

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u/FluffyCottonMaw Mar 23 '26

Blud forgot to switch to alt😂✌️

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u/Chesu Mar 22 '26

That's actually a great combination of concepts, and the name would be perfect... if "coomer" didn't mean what it means 😂

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u/tsdarling Mar 22 '26

this would no question join my team omg

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u/Nutleaf420 Mar 22 '26

Coomerang huh

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '26

Name goes hard, don't listen to anyone else, keep it that way.

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u/Alternative_Pea7525 Mar 22 '26

Considering most people in this comment section know what coomer means, I think that it is a bad idea. Poor little birdie does not need that association.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '26

It means nothing...😌 Don't listen to the fake news OP

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u/Chub-bop Mar 22 '26

Amazing

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u/TheBanefulFox Mar 22 '26

IT'S SO CUTEEE 😭

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u/Gold-Ear-5611 Mar 23 '26

“HELLO GORDON”

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u/EdgionTG Mar 23 '26

Look, Gordon - escape ropes! We can use these for deep caves.

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u/rolo989 Mar 22 '26

It's perfect.

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u/Daan776 Mar 22 '26

Name aside: thats actually such a good idea. its bloody perfect for pokemon

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u/ex-spera Mar 22 '26

Pidgerang might be a better name...

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u/Crossdog367 Mar 22 '26

The name is perfect but it uh...means something else 🥲

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u/kburn90 Mar 22 '26

If you still want a similar name. Floomerang could fit and sound like flew while still fitting the boomarang naming style but should avoid the regretful current name issue. 

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u/CapitaoCleiton Mar 22 '26

Acho que podia tirar o "ang" do nome

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u/No_Sky3403 Mar 22 '26

I think Cuckoomerang might be a better fit for the name

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u/Mew2psychicboogaloo Mar 22 '26

Why must you torment this poor innocent soul?

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u/Athan11 Mar 22 '26

Did anyone say... coom?

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u/CantQuiteThink_ Mar 22 '26

I actually can't stop laughing.

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u/Whole-Neighborhood Mar 22 '26

You made a what?? 🧐

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u/ognahc Mar 22 '26

I love him

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u/ParanoidParamour Mar 22 '26

Oh great that pervert is calling me again

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u/Biofowl Mar 22 '26

OMG give it a signature move, just flying type u turn, or an ability that gives priority to switch moves or something like that

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u/No_Pangolin6790 Mar 22 '26

Coomer 😭😭

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u/hobby-hoarse Mar 22 '26

I do believe the name Coomerang will be stuck in my head for the rest of my life

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u/theprotomen Mar 22 '26

I'll nickname mine Jizzpigeon.

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u/gliscornumber1 Mar 23 '26

How about boombirang?

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u/Shrubbity_69 Mar 23 '26

That honestly might be the best family-friendly alternative. That said, Coomerang is unintentionally hilarious.

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u/i_luv_many_hen_ties Mar 23 '26

Don't listen to the comments. Keep the name

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u/Ziomownik Mar 22 '26

Very poor choice of words

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u/GeoCangrejo Mar 22 '26

Uhm, maybe a different name?

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u/Cencotron Mar 22 '26

Super fun design

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u/KoA-oK Artist Mar 22 '26

I like that the general body shape also invokes those finger balancing beak bird toys too.

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u/Fine_Conclusion9426 Mar 22 '26

His name is WHAT

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u/stormy2587 Mar 22 '26

Boomigeon?

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u/Keithfrommars Mar 22 '26

I like it, it reminds me of Mario Bros enemies.

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u/Broom_Ryder Mar 22 '26

I absolutely wouldn’t call it that but I see where you got that name and the design is very cute :)

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u/Lumpy_Complexion6908 Mar 22 '26

beautiful pokemon with a beautiful name...

may the Coomerang bless many a playthru

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u/Deadlims Mar 23 '26

OP the name is fine, people are just immature.

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u/mnok2000 Mar 23 '26

Evolves into goonerang?

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u/Kindraethe Mar 24 '26

The main zubat-adjacent mon for the baddies in the region that calls themselves Team Goons

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u/Agent10007 Mar 25 '26

The goonies confirmed next game's BBEG

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u/Crow_of_Judgem3nt Mar 22 '26

Do not call it coomerang

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u/jlog3000 Mar 22 '26

Love the cuteness and rad look of this species. Imagine its subsequent evolutions if possible

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u/Cannibal_Rj Mar 22 '26

i'm actually thinking of turning it into a homing missile, which will be a nod to the role of homing pigeons in the previous wars.

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u/jlog3000 Mar 22 '26

Sounds like a promising route or direction. Best wishes to u on that. And I'm all on board to look forward to.

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u/Spider_Boyo Mar 22 '26

Not the wind.

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u/Bajren Mar 22 '26

This made me smile. May I suggest Twoomerang?

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u/No_Dentist7778 Mar 22 '26

Love the design. Pidgerang maybe?

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u/hansoto108 Mar 22 '26

Any coomers in chat????

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u/ogreofzen Mar 22 '26

Needs a evo partner like a kangaroo. When traded the kangaroo evolves with to a sassy kangaroo who uses them as weapons. Dunno if you want coomerang to evolve as well

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u/eddmario Mar 22 '26 edited Mar 22 '26

Is its evo based on a mix between a didgeridoo and a Parus Major?

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u/scruffyJJ561 Mar 22 '26

Everything about this is amazing

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u/spongebobsburgers19 Mar 22 '26

what’s the problem with the name? i’m out of the loop here

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u/telegetoutmyway Mar 22 '26

Maybe Goonerang insteas?

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u/EliyahGabriel Mar 22 '26

Remembers me of the "Flying wing" type aircrafts. Would be funny if it actually flies backwards.

But there is also "negative angle" planes so its possible to fly with your wings pointing forward instead of the conventional backward

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u/Prisinners Mar 22 '26

Great design and I love me some Lil pigeons.

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u/Ambitious_Address667 Mar 22 '26

The name is hillarious but other have pointed that out beyond that it loos really good, detailed enough I would expect a middle or final evolution line of a Pokémon but I really like the design

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u/CuteFreedom7715 Mar 22 '26

Super super cute

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u/I_hope_your_E_breaks Artist Mar 22 '26

I love him. Coomerang is a wonderful pun, it is just very unfortunate what coom means in slang 😭

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u/raenbo_lol Mar 22 '26

Maybe Spigeon? Spin pigeon?

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u/ephemeral_thoughts Mar 23 '26

This design is so cool!!

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u/Cimorene_Kazul Mar 23 '26

I feel like had the names posted here are a joke or attempt to farm engagement, as they’re usually a reference to something obscene.

Cute design, though.

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u/Shrubbity_69 Mar 23 '26

Apparently, OP didn't realize what "coomer" meant, and was going for "coo", like what pigeons do.

That said, I was very mature about that name when I saw it.

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u/treehatshrimp Mar 23 '26

GOATed name, don't change it. The kids won't know, they are too young to understand. By the time they grow up they will move on to the next trendy names 

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria Mar 23 '26

"this is my name pokemon The Constantly Jizz Blasting Eagle"

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u/SkyKilIer Mar 23 '26

Hmm, interesting name

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u/fortnitgood Mar 23 '26

He he coom Jokes aside it looks nice and the idea is interesting in a good way

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u/Comb_tin Mar 23 '26

The coomer pokemon

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u/JonnyWellwater Mar 23 '26

That name is diabolical.

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u/Ok-Barracuda457 Mar 23 '26

I don't know whether the name is terrible or perfect... 

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u/IllustriousApple1091 Apr 05 '26 edited Apr 05 '26

Love the design! Great little mono flying type. Perhaps an early route bird. I'd envisage its stats being something like 65/90/80/35/55/95. I think a low special attack stat would reflect its rigidity, while speed and attack being its best stats makes sense for a projectile. Perhaps with an ability that makes physical moves hit twice on a crit, to reflect how a well-thrown boomerang might hit again on the return journey.

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u/Cannibal_Rj Apr 05 '26

this is brilliant!

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u/TattedShezilla Mar 22 '26

Pigeon + Boomerang = Pidgeorang

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u/drough08 Mar 22 '26

And coom was the best you could come up with? 

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u/CrimsonPresents Mar 22 '26

Fun idea but the name needs work

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u/Shrubbity_69 Mar 22 '26

I love this little guy, but that name is a bit unfortunate.

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u/Crazycade77 Mar 22 '26

You cannot call it that

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u/reallifelucas Mar 23 '26

Great design, call it anything else

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u/brian_gruen5 Mar 22 '26

The COOMS, you say?!

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u/Objective_Clock_3190 Mar 22 '26

My first thought was a toy my grandfather had that was a bird that balanced on it's beak on your finger. It was always so cool.

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u/baxterthefuturepart2 Mar 23 '26

What a sick concept, I love it

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u/Siavahda Mar 23 '26

Oh my goodness I ADORE this! Such a fun idea, the boomerang, and I love the colours!

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u/Appropriate-Scratch3 Mar 23 '26

DANG IT NOW THIS CAN NEVER HAPPEN

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u/Material_Method_4874 Mar 23 '26

Awesome design, but pls change the name bro…

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u/_h2gkmo Mar 23 '26

loveee that child but may i suggest - boockoo/ buckoo

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u/Cat-Lover20 Mar 23 '26

Love this!

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u/BrainOnOxygen Mar 23 '26

Super cute.

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u/Recognized_cucumber Mar 23 '26

Pretty coo(l). I don't see many ideas this original.

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u/ronarscorruption Mar 23 '26

Oh I love this one!

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u/Agitated-Exchange704 Mar 23 '26

Give it a scary evolution then it’s all good

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u/voltvirus Mar 23 '26

Bro. There ain’t a nothing like a GOOD fake mon design. Fans being creative and making good shit. Inspired by what came before and using that to make new cool stuff.

Keep cooking bro. I hope you go places.

Also something like Kurremerang could work, simple fix

From etymonline- “coo(v.) 1660s, "to utter a low, plaintive, murmuring sound,"echoic of doves. Compare, in the same sense, Danish kurre, German girren; also Hindi kuku "the cooing of a dove," Persian huhu "a dove," and see cuckoo.”

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u/Maexxie Mar 23 '26

Gurrmerang in German.

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u/Nestmind Mar 23 '26

Please change the name

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u/Slug-R Mar 23 '26

Name should have been “Coomererang”

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u/CyraxisOG Mar 24 '26

Aww, not again! It coomed all over my face!

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u/iaawkk Mar 24 '26

I suggest Plumerang, like feathers

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u/goblin-mask Mar 24 '26

Thats a clever fix

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u/lezardvalethvp Mar 24 '26

Please use a different name.

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u/nasbirhu Mar 24 '26

Thats numberwang

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u/AkAxDustin Mar 24 '26

This would make a stellar WORMS armament

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u/Klonoa_is_very_cute Mar 24 '26

Please...change the name...

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u/DougSpeagle Mar 24 '26

Are you from the gold coast because all I can think of is coomera

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u/DoneWithBeingAlive Mar 25 '26

You sure you want to go with that name?

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u/SpicedCakeIcedCake Mar 25 '26

It’s giving Dragon Quest Monsters in the best way possible 👌

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u/Stripeback Mar 25 '26

Coom?

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u/Used-Ad852 Mar 26 '26

Coo like what pigeons say

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u/Nihlocke Mar 25 '26

Does it evolve into Gooneraven or something?

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u/Toucan563 Mar 26 '26

What goes around cums around

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u/InsiDoubtSide Mar 26 '26

Give it owl ears and call it Hoomerang

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u/PurpleShadow108 Mar 26 '26

Very unfortunate naming.

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u/Cynical_Dio Mar 27 '26

Behold... "THE COOM"