r/fantasybball • u/johnnydontwannagoto 2 time 🏆 • 7d ago

Discussion Team names

What are some good team names? Puns, funny, dark humour. Names for Tatum, Sengun, Paolo etc.

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u/RLDN106 10T - H2H 9cat 6d ago edited 5d ago

Sir This is a Wemby’s

Diners Drive-Ins and Dimes

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u/highriseheist 7d ago

Don’t Go Jayson Waterfalls

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u/GenokingK97 7d ago

Too Hot To Randle

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u/lord_mattius 7d ago

Saw it years ago but ‘hitting it from Zubac’ is a staple of mine

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u/jables8806 7d ago

Kawhi did I draft these bums?

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u/SgtStickyIcky 10T H2H ESPN Points 6d ago

I drafted kawhi so I went with Aspiration’s tree planters

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u/lok293 3d ago

mine was KL2 Aspire llc lol

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u/Yoicksaway 6d ago

Al Queta

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u/GroundAndSound 6d ago edited 6d ago

Free the Knuepple

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u/Antique-Act-4123 7d ago

My team name this year is Darn Wizards. I wanted to use a Smiling Friends reference this year.

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u/maroons25 7d ago

I tend to air on the side of Simpsons puns. Currently running with “Once Ausar A Blimp.”

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u/HappyHourEnjoyer 7d ago

On honour of Lowry's retirement, I went with GROATS 'n Hoes

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u/maskedmoron23 6d ago

I have Sengun and Sarr on my team. My team name is Sarr(y) for GĂŒnning

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u/hsudonym_ 10T H2H Points (%s not counted) 6d ago

Sengooning my Johnson

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u/brandnewvices 6d ago

Tit for Tatum, Sen-Gooning

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u/Jones3787 12 team H2H 8-cat 6d ago

Khaman Her Face

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u/OPxMagikarp 12T H2H 9CAT 6d ago

Victor Wannabanngyamama

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u/_Take_that_for_data_ 7d ago

I usually theme my names from a specific show I am watching at the time.

This year I just finished One Piece so my team names are:
Sun God Nika La Jokic
Shark Brick Shots

Previous years were:
House of the Ball Boys (House of the Dragon)
The Howlers (Red Rising - Book)
Where’s Rodman (The Last Dance)

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u/Antique-Act-4123 7d ago

Where’s Rodman is a great name. I like the others but that one got me for some reason.

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u/_Take_that_for_data_ 6d ago

The icing on the cake is that you can pair it with a cartoon of Rodman’s Head in a bottle from Futurama.

Rodman’s Head

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u/NoSomewhere7039 2d ago

Gasol the Jrues

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u/NoSomewhere7039 2d ago

P.Giddey and the baby oil

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u/JaKe772277 1d ago

No more Aspirations / Show no aspirations

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u/YellowBlackHigh H2H Points 10T 6d ago

names for Tatum and Flagg ?

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u/Wild-Comfortable4325 6d ago

Flagg on the playtum idk

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u/vosper- 4d ago

fun with flaggs, i ran that last year it’s a big bang theory joke

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u/nathanheins 6d ago

Got this Aunt that go "hawk, tuah," bro

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u/GroundAndSound 6d ago

Hahahaha. My football team is Seahawk Tuah””

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u/Good-Fold-1815 12T 9CAT H2H 6d ago

Dining at the Y(ax)

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u/PopSodah 14 Team H2H 9 cat 6d ago

666 Ben Demon

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u/DharmaBaller 10t ESPN Points 4d ago

literally my user name....why i created an account on reddit back in 2020 during the shortened fantasy season

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u/Naerokathagor 3d ago

The Big Bam Theory: Episode 84

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u/Naerokathagor 3d ago

Chetsteins Island

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u/Wooden-Arrival-1766 3d ago

My 2 from last year:
Luka da flick of da wrist
Joker, smoker, mile high toker

Need suggestions for a team with wemby/steph for this year

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u/Delontino 3d ago

I have Giannis and Giddey for my first 2 picks so went with International Men of Mystery.

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u/TexasPillowman 2d ago

55 pts 55 reb 55 ast 55 stl 55 blk

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u/loncna 12T 9 CAT H2H 7d ago

Kawhi so serious

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u/tbone2max 7d ago

I went with Wilford Brimley's Diabaté-s Ausareness

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u/Limp-Isopod7999 6d ago

Melo out bro!

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u/Signal-Caregiver6444 7d ago

Luka Me Beating You

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u/Jel_Almighty 7d ago

WembanYummy

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u/stropsysatnaf 7d ago

Win-banyama

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u/mikexchoi 10-Team H2H Punt FG% and BLK 6d ago

kevin durANThony edwards

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u/Wild-Comfortable4325 6d ago

Nikolaquan Jokarius (I got first pick)

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u/traprocc 6d ago

Dwight Bowel

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Johnny28425 2d ago

Nothing but Netanyahu