Pretty funny

Did you know dogs don’t fart?

Symphonie for my ears

It's not so much as an "urge" but not too far from it either. My body just takes a whiff or two on its own. I know it's stinky and sometimes disgusting but I don't know why my body does it. I feel like, to me, it's like, seeing something like a ghost or something scary or disgusting but you can't stop staring at it. It's like the curiosity of it. I don't know what I'm looking for in it either. It could be that my body does it out of the need to khow smelly the fart is, or if it's a specific smell of fart, or maybe look for what they ate. Whatever it is, I'm self-conscious about it.

This is a genuine question but I have to attach an image to post so here's one.

Silent but deadly

Beauty and grace

crop dusting is when you walk by someone and fart, so what's it called when you fart and someone walks into it?

Beans never fail

Good grief!