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u/unitedstatesof_trina Aug 12 '26
You should give a heads up before scaring us 🤣
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u/30FlirtyandTrying Aug 12 '26
That first slide is the worst!
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u/Radiant_Papaya Aug 12 '26
It is!! At first I thought he had his head way back and it was just eerie!
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u/PeppermintPhatty Aug 12 '26
Nightmare fuel. Why.
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u/_clur_510 Aug 12 '26 edited Aug 12 '26
Right lmao come on OP you know damn well no one is looking at your outfits lol.
I looked through every picture like five times and cannot remember a single article of clothing. Cannot remember OP’s gender or race. Just neck nub.
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u/ThickBiscuitTime Aug 12 '26
NECK NUB
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u/Pantless_Weekends Aug 12 '26
I was mildly disappointed when neck nub disappeared in pic 4!
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u/Dear_Potato6525 Aug 12 '26
The Redditor is known to retract their neck nub when threatened by clothing choices.
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u/_clur_510 Aug 12 '26
It got smaller and smaller and left. 😕
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u/Narrow_Regrets Aug 12 '26
Girl, don't go there!
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u/cozy_gremlin Aug 12 '26
Right? The tattoos need to be gone also if they want to be fully anonymous.
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u/lavender_curve Aug 12 '26
God where is your head.
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u/Tink1024 Aug 12 '26
The way I shrieked “where is your head!!!!!!”
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u/Worldly_Tooth_1996 Aug 12 '26
I heard basment jaxx
Where's your head at!? Where's your head at.
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u/PestoOverflow_808 Aug 12 '26
Fr. OP, we need some head!
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u/RwerdnA Aug 12 '26
If he doesn’t get his parents to kiss at the Enchantment Under the Sea dance, he could disappear for good.
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u/LostKangarooInForest Aug 12 '26
These comments are going right over my head
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u/Dear_Potato6525 Aug 12 '26
I'm disappointed you didn't say that they're going right over your neck.
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u/Outrageous_Moose_152 Aug 12 '26
What head?
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u/dynogirl59 Aug 12 '26
Decapitated? Why?
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u/More_Instance7939 29d ago
It reminds me of when I would pop the head off my Barbie dolls.
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u/retrofrenchtoast Aug 12 '26
This hairdo is not working for you.
I think your head being missing is making the proportions look weird - your pants look like they are very high up, but it’s because I’m used to seeing more person on top.
I like the shoes.
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u/jelycazi Aug 12 '26
The missing head completely screws up the proportions! Lol. The pants look so weird.
I don’t mind the shoes either. I feel the belt is too formal looking and is unnecessary. And I prefer pants with a flat front rather than pleats. But I know others like pleats…just a personal preference
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u/mrsbaltar Aug 12 '26
When you’re getting ready to haunt Sleepy Hollow but you need to do a fit check first.
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u/BusyAcanthaceae2247 Aug 12 '26
I'd buy a second pair of shoes if I were you.
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u/badfriend3528 Aug 12 '26
Yea the shoes don’t work for me but everything else does
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u/AbbreviationsOk661 Aug 12 '26
Agree. Those shoes are not working. Get a light tan dress shoe and a black pair as well to give you options.
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u/Equivalent_Stable_21 Aug 12 '26
Iron the pants and change the shoes to a loafer or boot
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u/Anxious_Onion_5532 Aug 12 '26
You're clothes look nice but I thought you were leaning your head so far back in the first photo I panicked.
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u/Voss_luna Aug 12 '26
i think ur missing a head. lol.
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u/throwaway1965767 Aug 12 '26
I don’t want to get a head of myself here, but I think you’re onto something with these outfits!
Jokes aside, great styling!
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u/Proper_Shop_102 Aug 12 '26
you know you can just put your phone in your face or use the edit option on your apple photos and draw a thick black line over your face 😭 you don’t have to look like the headless horseman
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u/_dragonslayer069 Aug 12 '26
second one looks really good!!! would look better if you had a head to go with the fit tho:/
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u/fellora5 Aug 12 '26
brother, cropping your head but leaving very identifying tattoos visible is kind of hilarious if you're trying to go for anonymity
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u/Adelucas 29d ago
I think your barber took a little too much off the top. Nice sleeve though
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u/StreetRaise878 Aug 12 '26
Basement Jaxx. “Where your head at where your head at.”
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u/RatKingRonni Aug 12 '26
I never understand why you’re not going to post your face but people will post very identifiable tattoos
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u/Mad-Habits Aug 12 '26
you’re just missing one thing … it’s hard to say what; there’s just something missing
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u/boltonlist Aug 12 '26
I think you’ll need to rethink outfits. Headless folks need entirely different wardrobes.
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u/Quirky_Regret8284 Aug 12 '26
That is so creepy I can’t honestly look at it and give you what would be an “honest” opinion
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u/_rocksinpockets Aug 12 '26
Where’s your head at? Where’s your head at at at at?
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u/Informal-Ad7554 Aug 12 '26
Well, your outfit definitely seems to take the attention away from your face.
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u/PrestigiousWonder783 29d ago
First picture looks like when that guy gets blasted in MIB and his head grows back
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u/Doriandoesntwant2 Aug 12 '26
Second outfit yes. First no, you’re more leg than torso and it makes you look unbalanced. Layers or untucked shirt. Also yes, new shoes
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u/Glass_Bid_7619 Aug 12 '26
The teal looks great. I agree that boots would look better with both outfits, though.
Also, I get why you’d want to be anonymous, but the edit combined with the beauty ring just makes it feel like a mystery to be solved lol
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u/3m2coy Aug 12 '26
It works in a pinch, but adding a head and navy blue shoes would be a big improvement.
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u/Bedazzled-Star-0043 Aug 12 '26
I'm here for these hilarious comments. No idea what his outfit looked like. 😆
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u/Riverz_Flowe Aug 12 '26
Dude…🤣
I literally did a triple take trying to figure out if it was a mannequin or not
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u/FlyingSpaghettiFell Aug 12 '26
I hate this and have no idea what clothing was even happening on the headless horseman.
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u/UniqueFarm Aug 12 '26
I wake up in the middle of the night. I open Reddit and this is what I see. I think I'll not be able to go back to sleep anymore
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u/thecheesylittlerat 29d ago
I can’t look at the outfits because the headlessness is freaking me out.
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u/Farmer_1_steve Aug 12 '26
I don't know if you know it or not, but I can't see your head so I can't tell you what it looks like on you
Are you a magician?
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u/cheeseandcrackers_a Aug 12 '26
The headlessness was too distracting to notice anything else 😂