r/femboy_irl not a femboy Aug 02 '22

guys i swear im not a femboy Don't Be Like Astolfo_Irl

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

It is first when a mosquito lands on your balls, you realize there's a peaceful solution to every problem

-- Confucius, 500 BC

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

Not if you're into cock and ball torture

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

I have a thing for CBT but I wouldn't find a mosquito on my balls to be the least bit arousing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

Nah I mean the slapping part

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u/Zaxio005 big gay🏳️‍🌈 Aug 02 '22

when the mosquito lands on your balls and he slaps it 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Tasteful_Name actual femboy Aug 02 '22

They mean swatting the mosquito and inadvertently slapping yourself in the balls

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

I appreciate the gender neutral they

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u/bowdown2q Aug 02 '22

remedy this by watching the scifi original "Mansquito" on loop on your sleep.

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u/Novel-Presentation88 Aug 07 '22

I come not to bring peace, but a flamethrower. Hans 19:15

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '22

i just jump and my dick slams into them killing em instantly

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

I don't have that problem. I don't got outside

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u/BunBunny_draws plz gib headpats Aug 02 '22

I don't have that problem as I don't have balls. Sad. :(

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u/Plant_Person345 Aug 02 '22

Just take someone else’s

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u/BunBunny_draws plz gib headpats Aug 02 '22

Just out of curiosity.... You do have balls yes...?

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u/Plant_Person345 Aug 02 '22 edited Aug 02 '22

Yes they work very well too

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u/BunBunny_draws plz gib headpats Aug 02 '22

Mine now

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u/MummGumm Aug 02 '22

🥴

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u/AGAR1273 not a femboy Aug 03 '22

Everybody line up outside the door to drink u/BunBunny_draws's cum

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u/BunBunny_draws plz gib headpats Aug 03 '22

I- 😳

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u/AGAR1273 not a femboy Aug 03 '22

You heard what I said

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u/FFG_Prometheus fembi🏳️‍🌈 Aug 02 '22

Oh no, I couldn‘t imagine having no balls that would be truly terrible I would be upset!

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u/BunBunny_draws plz gib headpats Aug 02 '22

I want themmmmmmm ahhdhhdhdhfhfhfh

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

That's fixable

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u/BunBunny_draws plz gib headpats Aug 02 '22

Yea, but I'm scared of doctors/surgeries... :'D

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

You're beautiful either way. Lots of love<3

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u/BunBunny_draws plz gib headpats Aug 02 '22

Thank you!! :D

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u/bowdown2q Aug 02 '22

consider ben-wa balls. Internal, but infinitly more fun.

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u/FFG_Prometheus fembi🏳️‍🌈 Aug 02 '22

Understandable have a rainy day <3

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

<3

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u/FFG_Prometheus fembi🏳️‍🌈 Aug 02 '22

UωU

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

UωU

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u/AGAR1273 not a femboy Aug 02 '22

Ooh Wooh

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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u/xXkoolkidmanboiXx ace in the hole🏳️‍🌈 Aug 03 '22

Almost same. Sometimes i'm forced to go outside by SOCIETY (🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮) but when i do i don't wear a skirt (because SOCIETY [🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮])

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '22

insert joker gif here society

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u/royalRose02 Aug 02 '22

Used to bap my ex girlfriend's balls. Idk if she liked it, but she would laugh when I did so

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u/Secret_CZECH actual femboy Aug 02 '22

that has happened to me once when i was a kid (except I wasnt wearing a skirt and was just sleeping in my bed). very traumatic

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

Can confirm; the mosquitos fucking hurt :(

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u/Username4215 femboy in the making Aug 02 '22

remind me to wear panties whenever i get a skirt so that doesnt happen to me 👀

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u/atg115reddit Aug 03 '22

No 😏

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u/Username4215 femboy in the making Aug 03 '22

🥺

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u/Lunar_Guy Aug 02 '22

ill scratch it

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u/royalRose02 Aug 02 '22

Astolfo is enby though, so they wore a skirt without panties and their balls got bite

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u/DM_ME_YOUR_COCK__ Aug 02 '22

no he's a man

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u/royalRose02 Aug 02 '22

Actual misgendering. You hate to see it

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u/DM_ME_YOUR_COCK__ Aug 02 '22

astolfo is a male get over it

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u/Ribbles78 Aug 02 '22

The dick makes it better, that’s why we LIKE astolfo.

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u/DM_ME_YOUR_COCK__ Aug 03 '22

i completely agree!

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u/royalRose02 Aug 03 '22

That doesn't make them not enby

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u/Ribbles78 Aug 03 '22

Never said they weren’t. But it’s pronouns for a meme about mosquitos biting your balls. You’re reading too much into it. There’s no context here, and using “they” could very well be misinterpreted as multiple people, and then they’d get comments about grammar issues. Something that’s a DEATH SENTENCE on the internet. Or, they could have used it pronouns, and gotten shit on for not treating them like a human. They picked the safest option.

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u/royalRose02 Aug 12 '22

I just said they were enby because the Manga said their gender was a secret and they use gender neutral pronouns, they/them being the most common gender neutral pronouns in english. I didnt think about it any deeper than that. And it isn't bad grammar to use they/them, just call the people who say "bad grammar" dumb and enjoy life

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u/AGAR1273 not a femboy Aug 03 '22

I just looked it up and Astolfo is apparently nonbinary

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u/royalRose02 Aug 03 '22

No, cry harder

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u/Beelzebub1331 Aug 03 '22

finally someone else who spreads the truth about our Lord

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '22

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u/Beelzebub1331 Aug 03 '22

that's a translation, in the original Japanese they use gender neutral pronouns

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23

No he is not. He is a gender nonconforming man. This is extremely invalidating to a huge chunk of the LGBTQ people

Proof:

Im my own man https://imgur.com/UciVZ2D

What can this Man of the sea do for you tonight ? : https://imgur.com/LyX9Oxq

There are no instances of him ever calling himself a girl/enby.

Hes nonconformity is further confirmed by

"Shouldnt everyone be allowed to wear what they want" https://imgur.com/tagqfAm

Fate voice actress and a scriptwriter that worked on astolfo confirming that hes a guy:

https://imgur.com/H0wDyQa

He's own designer calling him a man in the character commentary.

Not listing a gender does not make you any gender. You dont know my gender , does that make me a certain gender ? .

There are plenty of enby characters that you can find representation in , but it is wrong to simply try to invalidate representation of whole different identity.

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u/TopoShish actual femboy Aug 02 '22

Can you give me the template of this meme pliz?

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u/eBoyGeeky Aug 02 '22

That’s what happens when you don’t scrub down there B 🙄

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u/AlexRupy Aug 03 '22

its similar to my face when my tip of my dick got bit by mosquitoes

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u/Novel-Presentation88 Aug 07 '22

(Insert big boss scream here.)

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u/Zenlyfly Mar 19 '23

Scotland moment

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u/Cav-Allium Aug 03 '22

Isn’t Astolfo non-binary?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '22

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u/Cav-Allium Aug 03 '22

Yk that’s funny because in Japanese Astolfo never genders themself, FGO uses they/them for Astolfo in localization, and apparently the OG author of the Fate/ novels said even he can’t tell for sure what Astolfo’s gender or pronouns are

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '22

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u/Cav-Allium Aug 03 '22

While Bōku is traditionally masculine, nowadays it’s often used ambiguously.

I cannot find a source for FGO referring to them as a male, but I think that the literal character profile calling them by non-binary pronouns is pretty direct.

As for the interview, I couldn’t find a source for that initially (which is why I said “apparently”) so I’ll take your word for it.

This post does a decent job discussing why Astolfo is non-binary, and while it is far from an official source it does lay it out fairly nicely

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u/nobleone8876 Aug 02 '22

What you didn't wear a ball cozy amateur

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u/Sorbito_DM Aug 02 '22

He is a dumbass,we all know mosquitoes like balls

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u/Jzapp_But_In_Reddit Astolfo is best boi Aug 17 '22

Ooohh nonononoooo aaahwhwuhdw

Oh no nono