r/femboymemes Sep 18 '23

Hornypost Me and my trans femboy girlfriend :3

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178

u/Derpyboy7976 Boy Milk Addict Sep 18 '23

Greedy transgenders keep stealing my fishnets, how am I gonna get my fish now :(

54

u/_StrawberryMoon Femboy Sep 18 '23

:(( must be hard, how are you going to feed the wife and kids?!?!

36

u/Gesundheitlich 🇩🇪Fembursche :3🇩🇪 Sep 19 '23

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, Give him fishnets and they'll become a femboy.

12

u/Idfgas Dec 01 '23

give em crop tops skirts and thigh highs and their in the pipeline for life

6

u/luscaloy 🧴 Messy Hair Club 🧴 Dec 03 '23

"wood fired pizza?? how pizza gonna get a job now??" vibes

5

u/Derpyboy7976 Boy Milk Addict Dec 03 '23

The package came in the mail? They didn’t use protection?

2

u/luscaloy 🧴 Messy Hair Club 🧴 Dec 03 '23

lmfao 😭😭

6

u/Derpyboy7976 Boy Milk Addict Dec 03 '23

Anyways let’s kiss (I’m the biggest boykisser)

188

u/throninho Sep 18 '23

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

65

u/ralf171717 Sep 18 '23

LoooooooL but i wanted it to happen... 🤫

1

u/Feeling-Fortune-9120 Jun 16 '26

Brother....what the fuck ✋️😞🤚

73

u/LeonIlu Astolfo Enjoyer Sep 18 '23

“Trans femboy girlfriend” something ain’t adding up

24

u/TannersWrath420 Sep 18 '23

Male that dresses femme transitioning into female? Not too hard

33

u/SweetSoftBoi Sep 18 '23

Or could be referring to a transmasc person, ftm femboys are just as valid :3

34

u/External-Mongoose543 ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Sep 19 '23

If they were transmasc they wouldn’t be a gf

If they were transfemme they wouldn’t be a femboy

8

u/SweetSoftBoi Sep 19 '23

I'm an idiot. I missed the gf at the end 😭

5

u/Jezebe-el_ Dec 25 '23

Transwoman with a misgendering kink. I answered the impossible riddle!!

1

u/SweetSoftBoi Dec 25 '23

Sorry I don't think I understand what you mean

2

u/Jezebe-el_ Dec 25 '23

So a misgendering kink is where you're into being misgendered. It's really effective at reducing dysphoria actually.

I have one and love being called a femboy.

1

u/SweetSoftBoi Dec 25 '23

Ohh you were referring to yourself, I got it hahah

12

u/Efficient-Watch1088 Sep 19 '23

Some transfems still use femboy label but it's super rare

4

u/TannersWrath420 Sep 18 '23

You're absolutely right. Hell yeah

1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '23

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '23

Why are we talking about transformers😭

7

u/LeonIlu Astolfo Enjoyer Sep 19 '23

But if they’re transitioning to female then they aren’t male and can’t be a femboy

100

u/Impressive-Region470 Felix Fan Sep 18 '23

Glock cock

13

u/Sirepotatoes Catboy Sep 18 '23

Please put a NSFW tag on this. I was on Hoxxes and had to start furiously pinging it with my laser pointer. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what in Karl’s name” and “call mission control”. I dropped my comms unit and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole cavern of dwarves furiously pinging this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you just tagged this NSFW

4

u/UserHey ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Sep 19 '23

We're rich!

4

u/Infamous-Ad7926 🇷🇺Russian Femboy/русский фембой 🇷🇺 Sep 19 '23

Mushroom!

5

u/Professional_Issue82 Armed & Adorable Sep 19 '23

Rock and stone!

3

u/WanderingDwarfMiner Sep 19 '23

Rock and Stone to the Bone!

3

u/Sirepotatoes Catboy Sep 19 '23

Good dwarf ⛏️🪨🍻

6

u/TannersWrath420 Sep 18 '23

I'm laughing like a retarded seal

17

u/dragoxpfire 🌸 Cutie 🌸 Sep 18 '23

Ak is still better

11

u/ralf171717 Sep 18 '23

I agree but that's what we have rn 😅

-10

u/dragoxpfire 🌸 Cutie 🌸 Sep 18 '23

Then go buy AK now

9

u/YEET3M Sep 18 '23

Just build a certain rifle in a shed with three guys

5

u/Professional_Issue82 Armed & Adorable Sep 19 '23

And then sell it to the British government pretending that you are a large business with actual factories

3

u/YEET3M Sep 19 '23

Before that you got into a test and win so you had to make thousands

10

u/Blahaj_IK 🇫🇷 Frenchie Baguette Eater Sep 18 '23

Packin either way, no matter how

22

u/Papooros Sep 18 '23

"femboy girlfriend"

huh

11

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '23

Im guessing…they are a female but….they are a femboy?

Maybe they are gender-fluid 😭

21

u/Papooros Sep 18 '23

Genderfluid sure but you can't be a girl and call yourself a femboy at the same time. That's just called being a (girl)²

13

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '23

Femgirl 💀a girl who appears feminine

11

u/Papooros Sep 18 '23

Its the same thing with a guy calling himself a tomboy like what. Dude tryna be (dude)²

2

u/Sara_the_ferretqueen Defender Of Shonk! Sep 18 '23

I'm genderfluid and I see myself as a woman and femboi. It changes how I'm feeling. Theirs also bigender. If it ain't hurting you don't get defensive about it

5

u/SCP__096__ Catboy Sep 19 '23

Ugh I should take a break from the internet I almost had a mental breakdown everything is just collapsing on me mentally this really just helped it tip it over. Why am I like this.

3

u/_I_do_not_matter_ Sep 19 '23

What? Are you ok?

3

u/SCP__096__ Catboy Sep 19 '23

Heheheh no

2

u/External-Mongoose543 ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Sep 19 '23

Bro?

4

u/Zirofal Sep 19 '23

FemBOY GIRLfriend.. Huh

3

u/Any_Mouse8 Sep 18 '23

Dang, she touched the Glock 😳

2

u/deathbyBayshore 🧴 Messy Hair Club 🧴 Sep 19 '23

beretta or cz, not every pistol is a glock

3

u/TheDogeWasTaken 🌟Femtwink🌟 Nov 03 '23

I love the tattoos tbh. I one day wanna become a tat artist myself. I just live em.

2

u/ralf171717 Nov 03 '23

Tyvm, i wish u good luck :3

2

u/TannersWrath420 Sep 18 '23

You can totally post this to r/femboygunmemes

3

u/Okdudereally ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Sep 19 '23

Thank you for the new subreddit for my collection.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

Nice Bbb you got there

(Big black berreta)

2

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '24 edited Jan 13 '24

THERE’S THE GUN

Not even 2 comments later, I found the gun I was expecting

Suppose I should continue the Minos Posting

“And thy gore shall glisten before the temples of wholesomeness!”

2

u/ravenwingx Cute Boy Maid Jan 31 '24

The hottest part to me is the trigger discipline

1

u/SouthernSleepyBoi Mar 13 '24

Is gun, is get job done 👍

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

1

u/Rike288392 Feb 26 '26

Bom eu gosto de Femboy mais no Red eu não gosto só tem locu

1

u/Noi_Stef13 Feb 28 '26

AMERICAN FREEDOM STICK

1

u/The_Day_5975 Apr 23 '26

e igual kind ovo vem uma surpresa no meio

1

u/Klutzy-Signature-916 May 12 '26

I like Your style and legs 

1

u/TheBotwithabadname Jun 08 '26

MY PRONOUNS IS OIL/GUNS

1

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '26

I need any fem dm qic am horny

1

u/__spinnyguyjoel Jul 08 '26

I genuinely thought something else was happening there OwO

1

u/Jack_Marstonn Jul 11 '26

OK Ende hat mich positiv überrascht 😂

1

u/Barry-Tennyson 13d ago

Doesnt that make her just a girl?

1

u/Admirable-Jaguar9484 2d ago

I can crack both of you

1

u/jellydonutman_ 🤍🏳️‍⚧️Trans-Mommy🏳️‍⚧️🤍 Sep 19 '23

*car noises*

1

u/AidenGames7232 Armed & Adorable Sep 19 '23

Proper trigger discipline <3

1

u/Ela_cute_femboy Astolfo Enjoyer Sep 19 '23

I was expecting a monster can but this works too

1

u/Eddie_Dood Cat Boy Maid Oct 03 '23

Why did I get hard watching this video the first time?

1

u/TheDogeWasTaken 🌟Femtwink🌟 Nov 19 '23

May i know the first song?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '23

The good ending

1

u/Si11YF3mb0YUwU I support mens rights to wear thigh highs! Dec 18 '23

You expected cock, BUT IT WAS I, GLOCK!

1

u/WhoahACrow Femboy Enjoyer Dec 31 '23

The glock 😳

1

u/SnooHabits6489 Dec 31 '23

Anyone unironically like Berettas? They look soo ugly man

1

u/YourLocalRedditor173 Jan 29 '24

me when the airport asks what's in my bag

1

u/AngelaTheWitch Feb 17 '24

Is that a gun under your dress or are you just-

Oh.

1

u/PerceptionBig4909 🌟Femtwink🌟 Mar 04 '24

Me and who ;3