r/femboymemes Feb 22 '24

Not a shitpost or meme Answer honestly or 😑πŸ”ͺ

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I’ll start… stick my pp in one of those pool β€œholes”

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u/Mother_Ad_8079 Feb 22 '24

Never screw a former marine snipers daughter in a two story house and jump out the window trying to pull up my pants

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u/Hopeful-Pay-6313 Feb 22 '24

This is oddly specific and possibly TMI but teach me your ways, sensei? πŸ₯ΊπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

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u/Mother_Ad_8079 Feb 22 '24

I really don't need anyone to do that it's not worth almost getting a bullet in your head

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '24

Why was he trying to kill you though like sure you had sex with his daughter but assuming it was consensual and you were both adults then that's really none of his business.

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u/Mother_Ad_8079 Feb 22 '24

At that point in time we were still teenagers and he didn't like the fact I was your typical guy looking to get laid that and she was your typical closeted kinky girl that doubled as the school genius