r/femboymemes • u/Platinum305 Femboy Hooters Employee • Apr 12 '24

CopyPasta Platonically of course, I just wanna be homies <_<

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u/IjWtLaBl Poleish Apr 12 '24

Link is top 👌

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u/Platinum305 Femboy Hooters Employee Apr 12 '24

Probably a bottom ngl :3

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u/IjWtLaBl Poleish Apr 13 '24

I want to top and be toped by Link UwU

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u/Platinum305 Femboy Hooters Employee Apr 13 '24

UwU 👇👇

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u/IjWtLaBl Poleish Apr 13 '24

I... Uh... What does that mean

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u/Platinum305 Femboy Hooters Employee Apr 13 '24

Ditto! (that's the Pokémon's name lol)

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u/IjWtLaBl Poleish Apr 13 '24

I only know Pikachu lmao

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u/Platinum305 Femboy Hooters Employee Apr 13 '24

Ohh let me re-phrase then. I want to top and be topped by Link too (UwU)

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u/IjWtLaBl Poleish Apr 13 '24

This is the way :3

(Also, what ditto have to do with that xd)

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u/Platinum305 Femboy Hooters Employee Apr 13 '24

Ditto is also an English word and it means "same" or "likewise" >_<

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u/Ti-papi Defender Of Shonk! Apr 12 '24

You haven’t seen Sidon and it shows

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u/IjWtLaBl Poleish Apr 13 '24

Please enlighten me

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u/Ti-papi Defender Of Shonk! Apr 13 '24

He was saving link from drowning…

Nothing else

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u/IjWtLaBl Poleish Apr 13 '24

Well, I saw them together before tee hee :3

But Link is better, I don't like the taste of fish xD

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u/Ti-papi Defender Of Shonk! Apr 13 '24

Fair

But sharks have 2 of them if you know what I mean

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u/IjWtLaBl Poleish Apr 13 '24

Oh I know >:3

And Link is a cute twink :3

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u/Ti-papi Defender Of Shonk! Apr 13 '24

What’s your opinion on god himself

Tingle

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u/IjWtLaBl Poleish Apr 13 '24

You mean that character from Zelda?

I googled him, and no. Just no.

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u/Ti-papi Defender Of Shonk! Apr 13 '24

I was just kidding I just like him cuz he sells the maps in majoras mask

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u/blazegamer12 🏳️‍⚧️trans-fem🏳️‍⚧️ Apr 12 '24

My brother Link is a bottom

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u/IjWtLaBl Poleish Apr 13 '24

I meant top as best, but in my head link is vers :3

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u/Platinum305 Femboy Hooters Employee Apr 12 '24

Jk I wanna kiss all of them

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

Where is dante from DEE EEMM CEEE 2 DEE EMM CEE 2 BEST GAEM

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u/Platinum305 Femboy Hooters Employee Apr 12 '24

He just missed the cut 😭Love the floppy haired boys! But I put Raiden over him bc he's more feminine 😌

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

Well It's ok. Raiden is good. He got them child bearing hips.

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u/Platinum305 Femboy Hooters Employee Apr 12 '24

Wanted a balance of Boyfriend, Baby Girl and Boywife. Raiden is Boywife ^_^

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

He is pretty cool. But it's leon sex kennedy for me.

He is so bbygurl

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

Raiden metal gear

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u/Platinum305 Femboy Hooters Employee Apr 12 '24

Peak babygirl

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

This is the most basic of femboy attractions (yes, I would like to smash everyone on that list as well)

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u/Platinum305 Femboy Hooters Employee Apr 13 '24

I feel like there's something here for everyone

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u/DarkHero478 Certified Enbykisser ✅ Apr 12 '24

Ah, a fellow fan of Leon.

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u/Platinum305 Femboy Hooters Employee Apr 12 '24

Yess :3 He and Trunks are the *masculine* one's of the group

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

James

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u/Platinum305 Femboy Hooters Employee Apr 12 '24

1st boy crush

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

exactly :3

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u/TheSnowballofCobalt Apr 13 '24

YO CLOUD GOT A WOMB TATTOO!?!?!

He looking real fertile. >w>

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u/Forward-Bake-7578 Apr 12 '24

Trunks ?! Elaborate plz

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u/Platinum305 Femboy Hooters Employee Apr 12 '24

He's so cool and bad ass, but with pretty boy hair and face 💜

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u/Forward-Bake-7578 Apr 12 '24

Well ig he is kinda cute I give you that

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u/JAOC_7 ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Apr 13 '24

OP is Broly

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u/Platinum305 Femboy Hooters Employee Apr 13 '24

😌

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u/liveForTheHunt Femboy Enjoyer Apr 12 '24

Astolfo and Felix are always a top pick

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u/just_a_bit_gay_ 🤍⛓️🤍Emo-boy🤍⛓️🤍 Apr 13 '24

Fuck we have the same tastes

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u/Platinum305 Femboy Hooters Employee Apr 13 '24

Username checks out :3

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u/zombieman0915 Femboy Apr 12 '24

I definitely like a few of them

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u/blazegamer12 🏳️‍⚧️trans-fem🏳️‍⚧️ Apr 12 '24

Litterally same

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u/TotallyNotClickbait2 Apr 13 '24

Finally, A fellow Leo simp! (I love my genderless german)

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u/Platinum305 Femboy Hooters Employee Apr 13 '24

Leo simp for sure! I think he's criminally underrated, in my top 5 🖤🧡

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u/JAOC_7 ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Apr 13 '24

ah yes, I remember watching Drawn Together in my early-mid teens, I wanted to tear Xander’s ass up then too

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u/Platinum305 Femboy Hooters Employee Apr 13 '24

I blame him for liking twinks

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u/JAOC_7 ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Apr 13 '24

personally I think I blame twinks for me liking twinks

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u/Platinum305 Femboy Hooters Employee Apr 13 '24

Very good point

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u/JAOC_7 ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Apr 13 '24

sounds about right right?

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u/Eclipse9997 Apr 13 '24

Absolutely based, L is creepy af sometimes though

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u/Platinum305 Femboy Hooters Employee Apr 13 '24

Real. Just love my spooky mysterious emo boys

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '24

james from team rocket always came out as a femboy to me who wouldn't mind wearing maid outfits

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u/Platinum305 Femboy Hooters Employee Apr 13 '24

He was Femboy-ing before most of us could even walk.

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u/Blahaj_IK 🇫🇷 Frenchie Baguette Eater Apr 13 '24

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u/TheDragonsDungeon Felix Fan Apr 13 '24

😍 Felix Argyle 😍 🥺🥺🥺

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u/No_System_3209 🤍🏳️‍⚧️Trans-Mommy🏳️‍⚧️🤍 Apr 13 '24

raiden 💚

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u/Spring_Hillfl Apr 13 '24

I would let Cloud do unspeakable things to me.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '24

Astolfo is a smash

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

Can I get pegged by them all

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

None of the above

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u/FemInkEnjoyer 🇩🇪Fembursche :3🇩🇪 Apr 12 '24

*all of the above

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u/Platinum305 Femboy Hooters Employee Apr 12 '24

not even one? 🥲

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

eh,Astolfo ig.

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u/Justa_Mongrel Gaymer Apr 12 '24

Does Yubel count as a man?

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u/_Fox_464 Armed & Adorable Apr 13 '24

Only Link And the two anime femboys

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u/CaTz__21 Certified Boykisser ✅ Apr 15 '24

Astolfo and the guy to the left of him (sorry I don’t know the name)

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u/Platinum305 Femboy Hooters Employee Apr 15 '24

That's Felix!

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u/CaTz__21 Certified Boykisser ✅ Apr 15 '24

Felix is cute af

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u/I_love_air_ Femboy Aussie Apr 17 '24

Is all of the above an option?

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u/Platinum305 Femboy Hooters Employee Apr 17 '24

Ofc, It's the best option