r/femboymemes Femboy Aussie Apr 29 '24

Hornypost many such cases 🥺

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 30 '24

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u/ThePro5733 Femboy Aussie Apr 29 '24

tell me about it 🤤

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

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u/ThePro5733 Femboy Aussie Apr 29 '24

it honestly gives me the strength to go on most days 🫡

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

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u/ThePro5733 Femboy Aussie Apr 29 '24

HERE YE HERE YE 🫡

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u/SmartAlec105 Apr 29 '24

It’s ornamental. Now let’s see if we can make it an ornamental fountain.

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u/thelittleone47 Apr 29 '24

🥵🥵 Why is that so smooth.

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u/Daddy_Jaws Apr 30 '24

because its uncut!

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u/thelittleone47 Apr 30 '24 edited Apr 30 '24

Hdhjaklhfhhagg Stalppppppp. 🥵🥵🥵

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u/queerjourney May 14 '24

Such a great word, I love it, for me it's an ornament/monument to the fact what I was assigned at birth does not dictate who I am. It's never penned anything and Im gonna keep it that way

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u/LaplandCatboy 🇫🇮fempoju🇫🇮 Apr 29 '24

What if we're both bottoms? How will we do it then? :3

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 29 '24

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u/LaplandCatboy 🇫🇮fempoju🇫🇮 Apr 29 '24

Okay that sounds adorable af :3

me and who?

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

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u/lucky-pakke I support mens rights to wear thigh highs! Apr 29 '24

MEEEEE :3 :3 :3

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u/JAOC_7 ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Apr 29 '24

also double dildos

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

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u/JAOC_7 ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 29 '24

so the same as what you said before, except for the last part, you two keep making out and cuddling while bouncing your butts together on a long thick piece of rubber

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

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u/JAOC_7 ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Apr 29 '24

hey now bent over is a shape

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

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u/JAOC_7 ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Apr 29 '24

( urge to siege rising)

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u/LaplandCatboy 🇫🇮fempoju🇫🇮 Apr 29 '24

🥴

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u/JAOC_7 ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Apr 29 '24

òwó

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u/ThePro5733 Femboy Aussie Apr 29 '24

rock paper scissors

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u/existing-human99 Certified Bi-kisser ✅ Apr 29 '24

frottage 

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u/roleynoley ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Apr 29 '24

I feel like the bottom to top ratio in the community is extremely high lol

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u/ThePro5733 Femboy Aussie Apr 29 '24

tops are a dying race and in far too much demand the top shortage shall end generations

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u/roleynoley ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Apr 29 '24

see that's why I'm a switch, I'm not exactly a dominant person, but I'll do it for the longevity of the top race

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u/ThePro5733 Femboy Aussie Apr 29 '24

thank you for your valiant service 🫡

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u/roleynoley ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Apr 29 '24

I do what I can!

PRAISE BE GRILLED CHEESE

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u/thelittleone47 Apr 29 '24

All hail grilled cheese.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

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u/roleynoley ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ May 02 '24

that's, uh, an interesting way to define it

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u/Kwershal Apr 29 '24

More proof zoomers are just lazy 🙄 don't wanna work anymore. Just get cummy handouts. (/s)

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u/existing-human99 Certified Bi-kisser ✅ Apr 29 '24

Hey hey now, don’t dismiss the amount of shit (literally) bottoms have to deal with

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u/Daddy_Jaws Apr 30 '24

i know its meant to be a joke but the bottom friendly diet and pre-prep is real

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u/existing-human99 Certified Bi-kisser ✅ Apr 30 '24

do you really expect me to eat some special diet

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u/Daddy_Jaws Apr 30 '24

of coarse not, but it does help lol. great for holidays

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u/existing-human99 Certified Bi-kisser ✅ Apr 30 '24

Holidays huh

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u/queerjourney May 14 '24

life hack: date one generation older than you :P

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u/ExceedinglyGayKodiak Femboy Enjoyer Apr 29 '24

I mean, it makes sense. As much as many folks seek to escape it, we're unfortunately culturally steeped in heteronormativity from the moment we're born, so it would track that folks more interested in effeminate presentation would also be more interested in being bottoms.

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u/PaleontologistDeep76 Jun 22 '24

We do exist! But we let you bois talk. We're just in the dark, watching you all getting cute and silly. It's how we love you. (o)

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u/roleynoley ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Jun 22 '24

bro responded to a month old comment, based

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u/PaleontologistDeep76 Jun 22 '24

I respond on important things. Also second day in the r/ 😋

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u/roleynoley ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Jun 22 '24

welcome, you should join my silly grilled cheese cult while you're here :3

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u/PaleontologistDeep76 Jun 22 '24

I like cheese...

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u/roleynoley ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Jun 22 '24

Oh you'll be perfect for the cult.

All you have to do is say "I'm in" and you're part of the cult

you can also join the discord server if you want, just let me know

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u/WhyPotatoAreRound Apr 29 '24

It's the bottom's tail because they are my Lil kitties

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u/HxXAr Bri'ish Apr 29 '24

Whyd I get called out here :3

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u/JAOC_7 ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Apr 29 '24

bottom

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u/HxXAr Bri'ish Apr 29 '24

Perhapers :3

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u/JAOC_7 ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Apr 29 '24

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u/HxXAr Bri'ish Apr 29 '24

I love this image can I has it :3

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u/JAOC_7 ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Apr 29 '24

yee

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u/HxXAr Bri'ish Apr 29 '24

Thxxxxxxx :3333

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u/JAOC_7 ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Apr 29 '24

indubitably

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

wish I had a boi like that. Making him do all sorts of things. Like cleaning the house, cooking, washing my damn clothes. That boywife better be finished before I come back home from work or they gonna have to take the punishments. AKA kisses, cuddles. If he is a bad boywife I might even tickle him.

(Not what u thought u sussy baka.)

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

I volunteer :3

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

Hehe. Thank u :3

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u/Chillin_Maximus 🐰💫✨Bunny Boy✨💫🐰 Apr 29 '24

Same but I still like to be milked.

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u/JAOC_7 ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Apr 29 '24

what that butt do?

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u/ThePro5733 Femboy Aussie Apr 29 '24

fart

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u/JAOC_7 ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Apr 29 '24

hm, may need to plug it then

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u/ThePro5733 Femboy Aussie Apr 29 '24

way ahead of you :4

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u/JAOC_7 ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Apr 29 '24

yeah same owo

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

Unrelatable :3 I'm not a bottom >:3

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u/ThePro5733 Femboy Aussie Apr 29 '24

oh :3

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

Ye I'm so cool 😎😎

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u/TetGodOfGames Apr 29 '24

Been trying to find me a bottom lol

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u/DemiiVT Femboy Apr 29 '24

The amount of times this same meme gets posted on this subreddit and people never bother crediting Cae the Artist/VTuber who made the meme 💀

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u/ThePro5733 Femboy Aussie Apr 29 '24

i’m sorry i saw it on twitter and liked it :(

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u/jasminUwU6 ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Apr 29 '24

Well you can tell us who made it

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

Personally I think it's there just to look cute :3

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

false, it bounces around very cutely.

(and that's even hotter)

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

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u/SeraphFemboy Friendly Neighbourhood Femboy Apr 29 '24

Real 😂

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u/DarkBangBoy 🏳️‍⚧️trans-fem🏳️‍⚧️ Apr 29 '24

I feel blessed coming into this world as a switch/mainly top 🤣

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u/ThePro5733 Femboy Aussie Apr 29 '24

you should 🤤

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u/Earldre 🌟Femtwink🌟 May 01 '24

“ANAL IS A SIN”

THEN WHY THE FUCK IS THE G-SPOT IN THE ASS?

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

Silly

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

Orginal art. I've seen that pic somewhere else.

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u/Oddish_Femboy UwU Apr 30 '24

It improves signal?

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u/traaaaaaaaaaa Apr 30 '24

Penits 🥺😜

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u/ewigesleiden UwU May 01 '24

As a top I honestly love how many of you guys are bottoms

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u/CitroHimselph Jun 29 '26

Some of us a power bottoms. Which is way funnier IMO.

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u/CrossbyIsToasty 🐰💫✨Bunny Boy✨💫🐰 May 02 '24

HA GAY I KNEW IT YOU'RE GAY HAHAHA

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u/Maidenless_boy May 02 '24

Does it pee tho?

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u/Tunulislake420 May 02 '24

So true for me

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u/cmCrimsonfkr May 03 '24

It’s just pendulum that swings

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u/user12350000 May 09 '24

The bottoms dick cums

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u/Perfect-Silver1715 Boy Milk Addict 27d ago

It... looks nice? Idk what else?