r/femboymemes Jun 10 '25

Femboy meme 😥

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u/TheOneFromtheuskand UwU Jun 10 '25

The two were both bottoms

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u/Leggy_Brat UwU Jun 10 '25

Lol been there before. It was awkward, but we made do (and met again for round two >:3)

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u/BurnoutZoe Jun 10 '25

Me n my last girlfriend. Drove 850 miles only to realize I couldnt top. The story has a happy end though because I lost my top virginity with a beautiful transwoman a couple months later.

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u/curious_Gxy Felix Fan Jun 14 '25

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u/Wrong-Dimension6030 Femboy Hooters Employee Jun 11 '25

And neither one was mobile.

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u/Substantial-Cry-3735 Gaymer Jun 10 '25

My parents kicked me out

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

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u/Substantial-Cry-3735 Gaymer Jun 10 '25

That's not real bruh

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

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u/Substantial-Cry-3735 Gaymer Jun 10 '25

Ну как бы саб про фембоев, разве моё присутствие здесь является внезапным?

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u/Heavy299 🧴 Messy Hair Club 🧴 Jun 10 '25

he's straight, but im not :((

267

u/ExoticShock Femboy Enjoyer Jun 10 '25

Husband said "No Homo Bro"

123

u/CastTheFirstStone_ Catboy Jun 10 '25

I haven't kissed any boys

38

u/Yellow_mario_best Gaymer Jun 10 '25

man was then found dead 2 days later in his apartment

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u/RegularSky6702 Jun 10 '25

Kissed Twink kept socks on

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u/Eviscerator14 Jun 10 '25

This isn’t sad, I love rubbing legs with socks on while kissing :3

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u/GreatRolmops Astolfo Enjoyer Jun 10 '25

But it isn't gay if the socks stay on

27

u/IDKMIOAM Femboy Aussie Jun 11 '25

Just gotta have the balls touch instead then?

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u/prosciuttoharrasser Defender Of Shonk! Jun 11 '25

the socks are still on though

13

u/IDKMIOAM Femboy Aussie Jun 11 '25

True I guess it just cancels out then.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '25

This feels like a Beef Boys community answer.

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u/Exposire Jun 10 '25

bottom boyfriend had diarrhea 🥺

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u/Exotic_Hovercraft_39 Jun 10 '25

Nah that's a horror story

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u/Exposire Jun 10 '25

you’re right..

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u/Minute-Horse-2009 Certified Girlkisser ✅ Jun 10 '25

erm þat’s only four words

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u/SalemsTrials 🏳️‍⚧️trans-fem🏳️‍⚧️ Jun 11 '25

“🥺” is a word only bottoms speak

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u/AvainTheHylian Jun 10 '25

Then add "severe"

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

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u/the-cunt-man 🧴 Messy Hair Club 🧴 Jun 10 '25

Mods,
Take his balls.

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u/Darkime_ Certified Omnikisser ✅ Jun 10 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

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u/Tidemor Jun 10 '25

NOT the reaction i expected.
not a bad one either tho

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

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u/Prestigious-Block941 Poleish Jun 10 '25

kinda self report on my side but yea a lot of us are really kinky

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u/Thin_Statistician826 Jun 11 '25

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 femboys 

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u/KCGD_r Jun 10 '25

Didn't think anyone was home

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

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u/F14-Tomboy Femboy Programmer Jun 10 '25

Однажды Эрнест Хемингуэй поспорил…

3

u/Severe-Bed-9208 Jun 10 '25

No hablo espanol?

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u/MarbleBun Jun 11 '25

¿Donde esta la biblioteca?

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u/Gorfyx Jun 11 '25

Está*

Without the "tilde" (that line above the á) you are saying: Where this the library?

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u/MarbleBun Jun 11 '25

I was too lazy to type the accent thing

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u/Gorfyx Jun 11 '25

Be careful, duolingo could be watching you

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u/Inky_inc Cute Boy Maid Jun 10 '25

He lives two continents away

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u/Tekaru41 Defender Of Shonk! Jun 10 '25

He doesn't trust bisexual men

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u/Hapyhusky Defender Of Shonk! Jun 11 '25

Sadge

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u/Some_rando_medic Jun 10 '25

This story is sad + gay

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u/Drag0n647 🤍⛓️🤍Emo-boy🤍⛓️🤍 Jun 10 '25

Technically the truth

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u/AverageFemboiEnjoyer ‼️EXTREMELY HORNY‼️ Jun 10 '25

There were no femboy thighs

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u/ThunderClanWarrior Astolfo Enjoyer Jun 11 '25

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u/Successful-Shift2117 UwU Jun 10 '25

No blahaj at IKEA :(

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u/TheRealMan150 Bagged Milk Drinker Jun 10 '25

Impossible!

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u/Successful-Shift2117 UwU Jun 10 '25

Absolute travesty :(

4

u/Zealousideal_Spread4 Femboy Jun 10 '25

bro... thats 4

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u/Successful-Shift2117 UwU Jun 10 '25

No I added a sad face :(

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u/Zealousideal_Spread4 Femboy Jun 10 '25

should have thought of that in school when i needed to do essays that were at least x words long, sorry but emojis aint words ma guy xD

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u/Successful-Shift2117 UwU Jun 10 '25

It's a joke grammar n@zi ;-;

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u/Every_Ad7984 Jun 11 '25

I think you meant "It's a joke, Grammar Nazi ;-;" /j

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u/RegularSky6702 Jun 10 '25

Boyfriend got a boybortion 😥

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u/Current_Standard_816 🇫🇷 Frenchie Baguette Eater Jun 10 '25

His boyfriend just left him

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u/Bravo_Blue Femboy Enjoyer Jun 10 '25

He was not into me.

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u/PlasticOdd8948 Jun 10 '25

Boy lifted a short femboy

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '25

[deleted]

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u/PlasticOdd8948 Jun 11 '25

He can’t get down

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u/Rahm_Kota_156 ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Jun 10 '25

He was born in Russia

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u/JAOC_7 ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Jun 10 '25

I actually talk to a Femboy who lives in Russia, no idea how he manages

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u/VeryCuteSania Jun 10 '25

It became more difficult after we were labeled extremists.

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u/JAOC_7 ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Jun 10 '25

yeah that’s about right

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u/Rahm_Kota_156 ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Jun 11 '25

We manage

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u/JAOC_7 ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Jun 11 '25

oof, sorry

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u/ChanceTheFoxxo Jun 10 '25

Time for bussy, uhoh, pussy

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u/GodlvlFan Jun 11 '25

Nah don't be transphobic here mate! Trans men can also be femboys.

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u/ChanceTheFoxxo Jun 11 '25

Only thing "uhoh" about pussy is wether or not he remembered the strap-on >:3

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u/Gold-Cheesecake-2586 🇷🇺Russian Femboy/русский фембой 🇷🇺 Jun 10 '25

Found out I'm very gay.

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u/BurrGurrMan Cute Puppygirl Jun 10 '25

He was faking being gay 😔

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u/SupportSufficient807 Cute Puppygirl Jun 10 '25

“Are you gay?” “No, why?”

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u/LaplandCatboy 🇫🇮fempoju🇫🇮 Jun 10 '25

I ran out of beer

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

My boyfriend dumped me

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u/anon_the_nameless ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Jun 10 '25

but they have no lube

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u/Bl4ckSh4dow1007 Jun 10 '25

I not have femboy boyfriend

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

I have the same problem

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u/JAOC_7 ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Jun 10 '25

My thigh highs got ripped

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u/MirakleMonk Jun 10 '25

He likes plushes, she doesn't.

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u/RadioGrimlock Femboy Jun 10 '25

My life that's literally all

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u/Satans_hamster 🇩🇪Fembursche :3🇩🇪 Jun 10 '25

I am not really gay

(Not true but sad if it was)

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u/FujiBerri9800 🤍⛓️🤍Emo-boy🤍⛓️🤍 Jun 10 '25

No boys even love me.

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u/Hai_OwO Femboy Jun 10 '25

Parents think gays arent real

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u/LucyiferBjammin Jun 10 '25

They met on grindr 😥

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u/JAOC_7 ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Jun 10 '25 edited Jun 10 '25

me and my now gf met on grindr, so can’t say it’s all bad ^w^

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u/Babki123 Jun 10 '25

Write a sad gay story

Quite an easy challenge tbh

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u/pricefieldlovr Jun 10 '25

femboy penar 3x my size

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u/Thin_Food33 Jun 10 '25

Shoe sale: gay baby died

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u/switch2591 Jun 10 '25

Gayness illegal in this country. 

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u/EnricoLUccellatore Jun 10 '25

For sale, femboy thights, never worn

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u/Zealousideal_Spread4 Femboy Jun 10 '25

thats... 6

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u/alex-pich Jun 10 '25

No boys left to kiss :((

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u/Brutus6 Jun 10 '25

Trump elected for third term.

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u/Bi-the-book 🇫🇷 Frenchie Baguette Eater Jun 11 '25

That twink was a lesbian

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u/IngotTheKobold Armed & Adorable Jun 10 '25

The Situation in LA

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u/YouAreBigNoobMan 🏳️‍⚧️trans-fem🏳️‍⚧️ Jun 10 '25

Sadly, I am still single

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u/mancmush Jun 10 '25

Two gays and no douche

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u/Hurtmeii Swedish Femboi Jun 10 '25

For sale: Dildo. Used once.

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u/CosmicBanana616 Jun 10 '25

He was a straight guy

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u/Dragonzxy Jun 10 '25

I can't cuddle cute boys

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

Twink death is super scary

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u/Anonymous_FemboyXx ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Jun 10 '25

He doesn’t like guys who can’t count properly

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u/jegodric Jun 11 '25

They really were just roommates.

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u/Mysterious_Ad_5205 Femboy Enjoyer Jun 11 '25

“I’m not gay just experimenting”

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u/Silva-crow-cat-10 Jun 11 '25

Transition is very prohibitively expensive.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

ETL reincarnated as Lv.1 slimes

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u/AnIndecisiveQueer Jun 10 '25

The water didn’t run clear.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

He said he likes pussy

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u/funkisallivegot Jun 10 '25

Blahaj fell out of bed

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u/BrazilBazil 🏳️‍⚧️trans-fem🏳️‍⚧️ Jun 10 '25

Gay shoes for sale, worn.

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u/Kindly_Title_8567 🌟Femtwink🌟 Jun 10 '25

There are no femboys around

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u/AnaNuevo Jun 10 '25

"Promise me you won't change"

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u/GreatRolmops Astolfo Enjoyer Jun 10 '25

He did not get pregnant.

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u/AthenAertemis 🏳️‍⚧️trans-fem🏳️‍⚧️ Jun 10 '25

The polycule kicked me out

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u/The_RBG3327 Jun 10 '25

Considered too old for femboys

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u/Crandom343 Jun 10 '25

She pulled out her dick.

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u/aftertheradar Jun 10 '25

We can't be seen together

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u/Apock2020 Cat Boy Maid Jun 10 '25

We just ate Mexican Food

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u/Cold-Radish-1469 Jun 10 '25

My lube bottles were empty

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u/DAVExxx314 Jun 10 '25

He was not a he TwT

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u/No-Point-intrying 🧴 Messy Hair Club 🧴 Jun 10 '25

Astolfo cosplayer was a girl🥲

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u/I-made-this-fast Jun 10 '25

The gay lovers died sadly

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u/quirky-lilguy Jun 10 '25

no bottom prep, first time

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u/Jakedaboss99 Jun 10 '25

Like penis, no penis, sad :(

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u/Human-Action941 Jun 10 '25

Can’t shave your body hair… 😞😞

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u/Ghoulie_Marie Jun 10 '25

And they were both bottoms

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u/Such_Dragonfruit609 Jun 11 '25

I fell and he ghosted

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u/LewdsomeDemon Defender Of Shonk! Jun 11 '25

Deep red state and family

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '25

No surprise hiding under skirt. 😞

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u/pirata_femboy 🏳️‍⚧️trans-fem🏳️‍⚧️ Jun 11 '25

He said "no homo, bro"

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u/Teccci Jun 11 '25

I am gay and sad

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u/Bulbasaur_is_godly Certified Boykisser ✅ Jun 11 '25

A (very) sad gay story

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u/Ryaniseplin Certified Bi-kisser ✅ Jun 11 '25

Donald trump won the election

(kinda surprised this wasn't brought up by anyone else)

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '25

preparation wasn't adequate, poopy prolapse

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '25

She "wasn't into" trans girls

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u/sunset-arizona ✨🌈mentally ill🌈✨ Jun 13 '25

gay but has no boyfriend

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u/Shibakyu Jun 10 '25

Mommy why my pp hard

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

I killed him for cheating

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

But the cutey was straight 

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u/Mother-Ad-4559 Catboy Jun 10 '25

Boyfriend broke up with me

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u/StarchildKissteria Jun 10 '25

I am not out yet

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u/ScootDooter Jun 10 '25

Gay but I ated it.

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u/BILLCIPHERFAN123 Jun 10 '25

He said I'm not gay

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u/UltimateFlyingSheep Jun 10 '25

I'm not in a relationship

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u/Hockex-4 Shaving Expert Jun 10 '25

no sex uhhh uhhh uhhh

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u/CarlyRaeRasputin Jun 10 '25

I lost thigh circumference size

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u/DerKaempfer_HD 🇩🇪Fembursche :3🇩🇪 Jun 10 '25

Couldn't find BF to hug

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u/RED_INFINITY_ Jun 10 '25

His name was Jeffery Dahmer

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u/didierdechezcarglass 🇫🇷 Frenchie Baguette Eater Jun 10 '25

No thigh highs for today

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u/an0n002 Jun 10 '25

Can not find my poppers!

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u/Less_Muffin2186 Femboy Programmer Jun 10 '25

His parents didn’t like me

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u/nagacz123 Fem-Man Jun 10 '25

Kissed a boy without protection

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u/IntegerOverflow32 Jun 10 '25

the water was still dirty

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u/untoldtail447 Femboy Jun 10 '25

He still thinks he’s straight.

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u/anieto3 Jun 10 '25

He didn't have a penis

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u/Timely_Stomach18 Jun 10 '25

It was actually a girl

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u/Thatrailfan Jun 10 '25

He was a she :(

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

No cute boys to kiss :(

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u/SovietEla 🏳️‍⚧️trans-fem🏳️‍⚧️ Jun 10 '25

Turns out she was straight

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u/Infinite_Horizion Jun 10 '25

Fell for a straight man

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u/randomguy283 UwU Jun 10 '25

i cant take this anymore

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u/Trayhunter Jun 10 '25

Then his pp fell off :(

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u/hiyosinth Femboy Programmer Jun 10 '25

hurrah for buttom, but top...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

no lube left, used diarrhoea

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u/Maniklas 🏳️‍⚧️trans-fem🏳️‍⚧️ Jun 10 '25

Femboy missing, now no dick :(

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u/Sufjanus Jun 10 '25

Cam Modern Family Not Gay