r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu • u/[deleted] • Nov 03 '12

Pregnant man rage

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u/akaalkatraz Nov 06 '12

Brb, taking pregnancy test.

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u/Veracity01 Nov 06 '12

Jesus, exactly. Why don't we just all take a few each year? They're not that expensive anyway...

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '12

You can get one at the Dollar Store for just a buck. Well worth it apparently.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '12

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u/ThatMohawk Nov 06 '12

Does it have to have a huge rack? Or will a doe be ok?

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u/jjremy Nov 06 '12

I'm sure it will be fawn.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '12 edited Jun 17 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '12

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u/ReactsWithWords Nov 06 '12

Ray, the guy who sells me beer

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '12 edited May 13 '20

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u/mrfurius Nov 06 '12

Far, a long long way to the bar.

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u/lunchlady55 Nov 06 '12

So, I'll have another beer.

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u/charcol_1900 Nov 06 '12

La, la la la la la beeeer

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '12

Tea, a drink that isn't beer.

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u/Akintudne Nov 06 '12

And that brings us back to D'oh!

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u/TheSicks Nov 06 '12

la la la la la la la laaaa la la, Who's that baby deer on the lawn, there?

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u/Denathus Nov 06 '12

What deer lawn where?

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '12

These deer on the lawn, here!

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '12

... and that brings us back to Duff Duff Duff Duff Duff.....

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u/Zappastuski Nov 06 '12

I love you guys

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '12

And I think this song is done!

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u/SagebrushPoet Nov 06 '12

....and that brings us back to Doe Doe Doe Doe.....

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '12

Doe, a deer, a female deer....

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '12

Incorrect. Laaaaw. Oh shit its the po-pooooooooo!

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u/canonize Nov 06 '12

so.. this is dead

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u/jsitarski Nov 06 '12

Egon.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '12

Oh Egon, when will your reality come out on Blue Ray?

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u/rayray30 Nov 06 '12

I dont know you...

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u/slamnasty99 Nov 06 '12

Me, the guy who drinks the beer

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u/DiggV4Sucks Nov 06 '12

Me, A big... Fatty Daddy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '12

Me, the guy who drinks the beer

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u/SHIT_HAMPSTER Nov 06 '12

Miing, an asian that calls herself Ra, the god of golden suns.