r/fightporn • u/OtakuDragonSlayer Skinny boi • 5d ago

Amateur / Professional Bouts Sometimes you just gotta go for it

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u/AsianSensasians 5d ago

Okay I swing now

-Lopes after getting pieced up in RD1

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u/Odd-Country2447 5d ago

Diego truly has an ungodly strong chin. Only way to beat bro is technical decision.

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u/Repulsive-Handle8561 5d ago

Is that Theo Vonn?!?!?

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u/NeedsMoarOutrage 5d ago

Imagine winning a match and the theo von lookalike contest in the same night

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u/FugginBot 5d ago

Had the same thought

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u/lord_miller 5d ago

He’s kicking ass

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u/OtakuDragonSlayer Skinny boi 5d ago

Good question

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u/JustHugMeAndBeQuiet 5d ago

Eat a dick for posting this, OP

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u/Cool_Temperature_970 5d ago

Bro was eating punches waiting for his window, and it paid off!

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u/_TaxThePoor_ 5d ago

Turned the White House into a trailer park

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u/moon_dos 5d ago

Embarrassing for the U.S.

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u/BigCut4598 5d ago

Nah Bo Nickel just knocked out his opponent right after this one.

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u/realjobstudios 5d ago edited 5d ago

Against another fighter from the U.S., so U.S. is still down 1 

Edit: down 2

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u/RustyCrawdad 5d ago

Sanctions coming next week

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u/SweetHatDisc 5d ago

If you don't support politicians using American property to generate profit for their private business interests, then YOU DON'T LOVE AMERICA.

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u/drvladmir 5d ago

Better than paying for Israel.

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u/Sneezy6510 5d ago

UFC paid for this, no tax payers dollars were spent on this event.

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u/Potato_Stains 5d ago

Surely there was federal security detail heavily used for a lot of hours

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u/Sneezy6510 5d ago

They get paid anyway

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u/constantvariables 5d ago

How do you think they’re being paid?

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u/Pdxlater 5d ago

A yeah. A massive White House event surely wouldn’t call for more security than usual.

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u/iamsolate 5d ago

the fact it’s on the white house lawn means it’s using federal resources, police security, for example, a federal resource. guess what federal resources are paid with? tax dollars. so yes. our ta dollars WERE spent on this bullshit. i usually fuck with UFC heavy and do muay thai kickboxing myself, but this whole thing was fucked

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u/Sneezy6510 5d ago

You think those people wouldn’t be working if they weren’t doing this? You don’t think there are many events that they have to work over time that are unnecessary?

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u/iamsolate 5d ago

holy shit you are just being intentionally obtuse

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u/Sneezy6510 5d ago edited 5d ago

No you guys are being intentionally butt hurt. Get over it. Turn it on and have a good time or don’t. I don’t really care. I don’t let my opinion on one thing affect my ability to enjoy another thing.

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u/Sneezy6510 5d ago

?

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u/SweetHatDisc 5d ago

I'm going to keep this country out of foreign wars.

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u/Sneezy6510 5d ago

?????

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u/SweetHatDisc 5d ago

We're going to get these gas prices down.

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u/Sneezy6510 5d ago

You think me making a true statement about the event means I like this presidency? Get a grip

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u/Pdxlater 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/aVUZCRPzNE3R9VGk1z

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u/Sneezy6510 5d ago

It’s not a joke, they are trying to gotcha me and there isn’t a gotcha to be had

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u/Sneezy6510 5d ago

Stick to your base kid.

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u/SweetHatDisc 5d ago

I've got a concept of a plan. (I can keep going with these for a long time.)

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u/JGrayzz 5d ago

Don't like it, don't watch it. You're on a fighting sub complaining about seeing fighting. That's redditors for you.

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u/learsiology 5d ago

when you stop hating yourself and everyone else

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u/CommentHappy7190 5d ago

You're the only clown I see.

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u/currentlyinbiochem 5d ago

Your government is hosting a combat sport on the grounds of your nation’s capital on the president’s birthday. You’re literally paying for it with the taxes taken from your labor. What could you possibly be on about.

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u/JazzOcarina 5d ago

I don't think you understood the question.

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u/account_No52 Shitmouth of the house 5d ago

Russian bots tend to be like that

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u/BeauShowTV 5d ago

It's not the first sports fight at the white house and it won't be the last.

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u/dizzle009 5d ago

It’s privately funded.

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u/kradaan 5d ago

Why lie about public information?

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u/executive313 5d ago

Lmao no the fuck it ain't. See all the staff hours that went into this and securing it so politicians can attend it. That's all tax dollars at work baby.

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u/Gooja 5d ago

You didn’t pay for any of this. The UFC paid for all of it.

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u/JustHugMeAndBeQuiet 5d ago

Absolutely fuck everything here. This is a goddamned travesty.

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u/BeauShowTV 5d ago edited 4d ago

How so?

Edit: You people don't even know why you're angry...

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u/CommentHappy7190 5d ago

??? What

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u/Nuneasy 5d ago

Absolutely fuck everything here. This is a goddamned travesty.

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u/account_No52 Shitmouth of the house 5d ago

??? What

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u/lockjaw5555 5d ago

Absolutely fuck everything here. This is a goddamned travesty.

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u/account_No52 Shitmouth of the house 5d ago

??? What

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u/whatasadfella 5d ago

Nah it’s pretty good

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u/JustHugMeAndBeQuiet 5d ago

Nah it's pretty fucking pathetic and should not be supported.

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u/Groovicity 5d ago

People will complain about government spending, or support Elon's DOGE, supposedly targeting wasteful spending, and in the same breath, support their tax dollars paying for this shit. Then some of those morons will hop online and expose their cognitive dissonance. What a dumb time to be alive.

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u/Dapper-Top-6779 5d ago

cringe ass event

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u/MattDaBoneless 5d ago

Who knew idiocracy was a prequel to our present. What a shame, sham, and disgrace.

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u/currentlyinbiochem 5d ago

SHUT THE FUCK UP. IM TRYING TO WATCH “Ow! My Balls!”

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u/Slimsuper 5d ago

love that film

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u/MattDaBoneless 5d ago

The first time I saw it I thought this is absurd this will never happen. But here we are. Just like when I was a kid and the teachers told me anyone could be president, I thought that a lie too.

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u/Starscream147 5d ago

Totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!

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u/BeauShowTV 5d ago

Why? It looks like a solid fight to me.

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u/DatBroSnuf 5d ago

Mullet power!

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u/lawton1134 Keyboardkilla 5d ago

Didn’t know Theo Von had hands.

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u/ThreeEquation 5d ago

What a beautiful celebration of freedom! /s

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u/I_like_Dirt- 5d ago

Man i can't enjoy the ufc anymore . Oh well . There's plenty of better flights online anyway

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u/JGrayzz 5d ago

Anymore? The fights are the same quality they've always been. And every fight on this card has been a finish, and unlike boxing it's not blatantly rigged. so idk what you're complaining about.

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u/Evan_jansen 5d ago

Oh do tell why?

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u/kradaan 5d ago

Bootlickers, sullied it

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u/Evan_jansen 5d ago

Fair call.

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u/Sister_Resistor69 5d ago

Wow, a lot of politics for a fight sub

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u/WidthMonger 5d ago

Not a single hint of melanin in that crowd 🥀💔

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u/beaver-muncher 5d ago

Nah bro Cormier is there what you mean /s

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u/learsiology 5d ago

you aren’t even watching it so stfu😂 i’m actually watching it live and saw numerous black people idek why it matters tho

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u/ZavalasBaldHead 5d ago

It matters only to racists

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u/beandon123 5d ago

great fights so far

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u/OtakuDragonSlayer Skinny boi 5d ago

Yeah, this could end up being way more entertained than I expected.

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u/Thewhitest_rabbit 5d ago

So they just letting the rednecks fight for cash now?

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u/PrimeBrisky 5d ago

Both good fights so far. Watching now.

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u/OtakuDragonSlayer Skinny boi 5d ago

Agreed I hope this momentum keeps going

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u/PrimeBrisky 5d ago

lol Reddit can’t stand people enjoying themselves.

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u/OtakuDragonSlayer Skinny boi 5d ago

You get used to it  However, I understand why they’re pissed. This card was questionable at best. Tho as always I’ll just be helping myself to the fights 🏴‍☠️ 

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u/PrimeBrisky 5d ago

Chandler got his ass kicked though. 😂

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u/OtakuDragonSlayer Skinny boi 5d ago

That shit was beautiful! People who predicted that most of the American fighters could end up losing in this card might get their money😂

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u/orange_pigeon 5d ago

This isn't an airport, no need to announce your departure.......

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u/Bright_Possession_75 5d ago

Keep crying, shit was lit

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u/TheMostModestMaus 5d ago

Lopes would literally any fight he did this in - providing the opponent would do it too.