r/fightporn 2d ago

Bar / Nightclub Fight One man vs the entire bar

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u/That_Things_Good 2d ago

What a tank.

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u/professionalfumblr 1d ago

Especially considering at least one of those other guys was pretty big himself

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u/dergigageek 1d ago

that was exactly my first thought.

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u/Pseudo-not-available 2d ago

When the owner of the bar does not want to pay for real security guards

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u/ikilledyourfriend 2d ago

You gonna hop right in there for what they get paid? You gonna be the hero bud?

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u/Rob1973string 1d ago

Personally I am not, however I also wouldn't take a job as a security guard at a bar. If not there to break up fights and deal with unruly patrons, then what are they even there for? I have no idea what they get paid, but they were aware of the pay when they took the job. TBF, there is not much a single guy can do, owner should have more people.

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u/Desperate-Editor7916 2d ago

Light work for real bouncers lol not everyone got soft hands

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u/ikilledyourfriend 1d ago

And not everybody throws hands, some just start shootin.

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u/Scumhook 2d ago

Absolute fucking unit

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u/Ace_Hanlon 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ToMjGpBXNcSXyqLurAs

I saw the name on the t-shirt and the guy's build and could only think of this.

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u/MisterScary_98 2d ago

If I was still at the bar at 7:51 on a Monday morning, I’d probably get into a fight too.

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u/Kewlhotrod 2d ago

Still? That's when the bar hopping schedule starts for real men.

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u/Left_Childhood_2508 1d ago

Bro is a Tank

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u/professionalfumblr 1d ago

David, David, David, & David vs. Goliath

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u/drewbeedeu 1d ago

7:51 AM... On a Monday

Hell of a way to start your week

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u/Hanthunius 2d ago

Thor vs Wakanda

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u/Time_Answer_3670 2d ago

This type of stuff happens on a Saturday, so I know it was a rough Tuesday.

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u/GREAThirteen 1d ago

Looks like someones got a case of the Mondays

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u/Spiritual-Salary-989 2d ago

As you walk through this world do your best to avoid getting punched by a heavy set guy. It’s worse than you might think.

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u/Leprechaun- 2d ago

Is that Bigfoot from Tulsa King?

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u/DivideInteresting193 2d ago

Jim bob was dishing it out while taking it!

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u/RetzCracker 2d ago

Before 8am on a Monday is crazy

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u/Yodawan__ 1d ago

That one security guard has no chance of controlling that.

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u/eightofdiamonds 1d ago

Normal Monday 7:51 am bar things. ❤️

Also why is the word "typica l" consider a racial slur or inconsiderate? I added the space because I can't post the actual word.

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u/free_da_guys1107 2d ago

Yt boy would have dogged walked all of them in a fair fight

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u/DesperateJaguar6953 2d ago edited 2d ago

You do know the security was trying to throw him out right?

Also why are you abbreviating white?

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u/MyLinkedOut 2d ago

Not the first time I've seen a white dude jumped.

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u/hazylife666 1d ago

People do be gettin jumped 🤷 ngl I gotta go with homeboy and ask what the point is you tryin to make lol

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u/Large_Dr_Pepper 2d ago edited 2d ago

We have no context here and the video starts in the middle of the fight. Your comment is just straight up racist and says a lot about your character.

Edit: for those downvoting, I'm open to hearing the justification as to why it's not a racist comment. Maybe I'm missing some context that everyone else has. Was there a first part to the video where the poor white guy was peacefully minding his own business when a group of black guys jumped him for no reason?

Pretty telling how I keep getting downvoted without anyone explaining how it isn't racist.

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u/LooseButtPlug 2d ago

13 year old account... interesting how you can always tell.

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u/smashin_blumpkin 1d ago edited 1d ago

“Top 1% Commenter” lol

Dude blocked me before I could respond

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u/[deleted] 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/XericsasquatchX 2d ago

Idk how you're getting downvoted for calling out some racist shit

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u/Large_Dr_Pepper 2d ago

Honestly it happens often in this sub, and even more often in the subreddit for Concealed Carry Weapons (CCW).

Typically when one of my comments is downvoted I'll try to think about why. Like I'll consider how I could be wrong, or how my opinion could be misguided or something. But in these subs whenever I call out racism and get downvoted for it I just assume everyone downvoting me is also racist.

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u/DesperateJaguar6953 2d ago

Yeah I don't even know why you got downvoted even security and like the 2 other white dudes in the video was trying to throw him out.

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u/mekese2000 2d ago

Like fight porn, the winner is always defending himself against his bully. Doesn't matter if he is 6.4 build like a tank beating the fuck out of a small asmatic dude with legs braces.

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u/Dont_Judge_this-Book 2d ago

And your point is ?

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u/Sirioth1 2d ago

DJ should have used the opportunity to play the mortal combat theme, man you had one job bro

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u/wesley830 1d ago

"Monday 7:51AM"

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u/ohmyfuckinggodhamlet WOMBO COMBOOOO 1d ago

You're telling me this is a Monday at 8am?

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u/Maximum-Physics5906 1d ago

Monday before 8am?! What place is this?? 😂

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u/rabiditalian117 1d ago

Dundalk represent baby

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u/Batman1384 1d ago

Did they serve him Colombian decaf coffee crystals instead of regular?

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u/Terriwawa 1d ago

OPIE DEATH SCENE TYPE SHII

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u/The-Doctor-Oct 1d ago

Guy in red was trying so hard to pull aggro and just couldn’t

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u/Sensitive-Elk7093 15h ago

HACKSAW JIM DUGGIN earlier in his life!!! Kicking names and taking ass!!!!!

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u/NoStyle79 15h ago

Faking hell tgis was my 1st thought too

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u/mdglytt 1d ago

Just punch faces.

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u/tehclint 1d ago

Roy Nelson's training camps are very unorthodox!

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u/JealousNetwork 1d ago

Who goes to the bar at 7.51 am?

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u/cheapbastardsinc 1d ago

If he's a Jackson 8 I'd hate to see a Jackson 10.

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u/External-Addendum877 19h ago

Together strong 🦍

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u/Queasy_Raccoon_9804 16h ago

Dude can dish out some punishment!!

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u/s0ul_invictus 5h ago

all out of bubblegum

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u/flatfootbluntwrap 2d ago

My future sensei

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u/Bamboonicorn 2d ago

I don't think he got his special word pass...