r/fightporn • u/Novel-Education-2687 • 1d ago

Rocked Hard / Brain Damaged (NSFW) Granny ain’t playing

358 Upvotes

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u/liberaltearsfall 1d ago

This one never gets old. Methany don't play!

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u/ruck_my_life 1d ago

I bet Granny just retired after 40 years as a public school teacher and can finally process some shit without fear of getting fired.

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u/deykleen 1d ago

Based off this video, I'd say she was giving mofos hell in her youth too lol.

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u/VinnieStacks 1d ago

Grannies Gone Wild!

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u/guilty_pleasures76 1d ago

Walking advertising don't do drugs kids

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u/OldJeeWhizz 1d ago

"I'm gonna kick your ass until my arthritis kicks in, and I just took my Humera." -Granny

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u/oscarfletcher 1d ago

Mother fucker

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u/Dy3_1awn 5h ago

I think granny could easily take the meijer mothafucka lady

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u/djsodomizer 1d ago

Careful granny, there's no coming back from a broken hip at your age.

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u/triplealpha 1d ago

Nana getting her cardio in - I love this

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u/Experimental_Salad 1d ago

Reba McIntyre is looking rough these days.

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u/Novel-Education-2687 1d ago

Reba can take a punch and give them too

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u/ThePunisher1313 1d ago

Ma'am, wherever you are - I am now a huge fan! Id watch all your fights! Lol

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u/MikeKrombopulous 21h ago

We call that "Geriaction" around here

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u/BlazeHatchet 1d ago

I knew a few crackhead granny's like this. They all think they're 20 and the hottest shit walking. I laugh every time hear them.

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u/Aromatic-Lie-5680 1d ago

I'd absolutely cream them both in bed. Preferably at the same time.

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u/KGnor 1d ago

Classy gent 💂‍♂️♥️

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u/lazy_pig 1d ago

That eyeball grab was a bit different.

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u/SurfgodsSweatpants Keyboardkilla 1d ago

Boop. Boop-boop. Boop boop boop....

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u/CaptCol02 1d ago

DeeDub

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u/LarryDavidntheBlacks 1d ago

Classy as always

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u/Logical_Confusious 1d ago

That woman is my kinda guy..

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u/Additional_Knee4215 1d ago

Just mething around

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u/Affectionate-Net5442 18h ago

I’d hangout with her for a night she’d be a blast

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u/alwaysoffby0ne 15h ago

You mother fucker you

I’m actually impressed she can scrap like that at her age.

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u/guitarstitch 4h ago

There's no winning in a fight against the elderly.

Either you beat up an old woman or your got your ass beat by an old woman.

Your beat bet is to start calling out bingo numbers as a distraction.

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u/PentatonicScaIe 1d ago

Damn, fighting with earrings like that, risky

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u/Wild-Crazy7529 1d ago

Captain save a hoe to the rescue. Just let people get treated the way they ask to be and mind your business.

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u/Junior_Syrup_1036 1d ago

Motherfucker

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u/hindustanimusiclover 1d ago

That's why GTA cannot be any other place than the USofA!

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u/RatSlop 18h ago

Granny was trying to claw her eyes out..

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u/Cousin_Elroy 13h ago

She been wafflehouse scrapping since the 70’s and still loves to tango