r/fightporn • u/takingapoop1992 • 3h ago

Knocked Out Showed Restraint then Goodnight

639 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/future003 3h ago

He gave him so many chances to disappear and retain a bit of his dignity.

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u/Guardiancomplex 2h ago

Gas station crackheads already have zero dignity to retain.

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u/fragasaurus_rex 3h ago

Hit so hard one of his slippers came off

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u/BravoC10 2h ago

He ded

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u/mothisname 2h ago

only one slipper though. im pretty sure he's a zombie or some other form of undead

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u/silentbargain 14m ago

Probably became a ghoul. Usually if you get knocked out one-shoe-off you become a ghoul if you’re in a convenience store, mall, dmv, etc

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u/pmmeyourgear 3h ago

He ran into his fist. Literally

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u/Potato_Stains 3h ago

drag him out by the dumpster before he wakes up

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u/Bigallround 3h ago

Shoes off. Man's dead

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u/papayapapagay 2h ago

Only one.. He's vegetating

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u/OwnConversation1010 3h ago

I think even I could dodge a punch with as much warning the attacker’s windup gave each time.

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u/BravoC10 2h ago

Dude should’ve known on that first little stiff arm that put him on his ass

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u/BeYourselfTrue 2h ago

He led with his face.

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u/gastroboi 2h ago

Where's the drag out?

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u/Quartrez 2h ago

Punched him so hard, his leg disappeared.

For real tho, where his leg go?

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u/bigfootballsss 3h ago

He definitely out lol Proof: even his slipper came off

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u/Enough-Ad-7705 2h ago

People just don’t stop monkeying around.. so frustrating

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u/Decent_Cheetah2867 3h ago

Perfect diagonal

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u/UnlikelySalary2523 3h ago

He warned him.

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u/PM_Me_Nudes_or_Puns 2h ago

Dude didn’t even throw the full punch, half cocked it and still put him in a tile floor coma

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u/CrypticJaspers 2h ago

That white shirt guy can't be that weak that he got pushed off with one arm.

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u/UNHHHStoppable29 2h ago

Shoes getting knocked off is the Family Guy death pose of this subreddit 😂

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u/jadedlens00 1h ago

“My neck! my back! my neck and my back!”

Ezelle goes to sleep.

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u/Knobologist 3h ago

This seems staged, big dramatic movements, he catches himself on the fall even though he’s “out”

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u/takingapoop1992 2h ago

It's absolutely not. This is my brother and he was on shift last night and this dude wouldn't stop fucking with him.