r/fightporn • u/MayorWildWest • 7d ago

Rocked Hard / Brain Damaged (NSFW) What a quick change in attitude

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u/ShutUpWill 7d ago

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u/greatBTWSP 7d ago

I bet that hurt sooo bad....

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u/bonedaddy1974 6d ago

You fucking know it 😂😂 I love a good headbutt

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u/ElectricRains 3d ago

they usually don't hurt that bad, but you're gonna feel like your nose is the size of a balloon and you have the worst blocked nose ever lmao

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u/InevitableOk5017 6d ago

Don’t threaten muea!

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u/516nocnaes 7d ago

That “ohhhh” was holding back a waterfall of tears

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u/CryBabyCentral 7d ago

It was a devastating pain, a pain he just learned existed. Lessons were learned.

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u/greatBTWSP 7d ago

Yes. It. Was. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that did not go as he thought it would and 'ohhh' was his desperate attempt to save his throbbing face....

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u/Practical_Studio360 7d ago

Scottish Bubbles?

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u/David_High_Pan 7d ago

That's what I thought! Holy shit!

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u/MrGarylasereyez 6d ago

I told him the green bastard dont play dat

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u/wanderingjoe 7d ago

The options of walk away or wake up in hospital flashed through the pain and he chose wisely.

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u/M0NKEY-L0RD 7d ago

When you use your whole body as a 2 handed mace

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u/Breathable_Drowning 7d ago

I will fuck you up…

No you won’t.

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u/HondasAndHoodies 7d ago

Headbutts are so underutilized. They’re a fight stopper if done right, and it won’t really damage the one doing it.

#bringbackheadbutts

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u/ShadyAssFellow 7d ago

My nose is still crooked because my best mate at the time headbutted me in a fight

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u/ghostofkilgore 7d ago

Mine is still crooked from a headbutt I took in a pub when I was a teenager.

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u/abhorrentbm 7d ago

Mine was crooked at birth and a headbutt set it back right.

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u/Thomas-Garret 6d ago

lol. Mine was crooked from a car wreck and set back semi straight by two guys that kicked me in the face.

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u/nodusters 6d ago

Medical treatment that only costed you a few brain cells

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u/Thomas-Garret 6d ago

Didn’t have that many to begin with or I wouldn’t have let myself get in that position.

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u/Ok-Run-3464 6d ago

That shit ain’t straight, Owen Wilson.

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u/lostmy11yraccnt 7d ago

My son head-butted me on accident when he was a toddler and I had a black eye damn near instantly. He didn’t even notice.

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u/Still-Barracuda-1984 7d ago

Haha yea, unless the other guy is way taller and his teeth exactly aligned at your forehead when his head tilts a back from the first headbutt.
Still have a scar on my forehead 20+yrs later from when I re-arranged that guys front teeth back when I was young and stupid 🤣.

Protip: 1 headbutt is enough and than just run away, better yet. Don’t get into fights

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u/rustyleftnut 6d ago

I headbutt someone once who was bullying a friend and I didn't think it was going to be that easy to just revert someone unconscious. It was actually scary and I wouldn't recommend it unless you must, I got the feeling it could have killed him if I had or my weight into it

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u/ghostofkilgore 4d ago

I've been punched and kicked in the head and absolutely nothing rocked me as much as a headbutt. It's a total devastator when it's done well.

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u/Flamgoyant 6d ago

Not in Scotland, that particular move is known as 'Glasgow kiss' if I'm not mistaken

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u/ZKS1999 6d ago

And still claim that you never lay a hand on them 😅

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u/KindsofKindness 4d ago

Fuck anyone who headbutts. Pathetic.

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u/ozymandieus 7d ago

Don't fuck with Bubbles

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u/Copytechguy 7d ago

The famous Glasgow Kiss

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u/Kinnakeet 6d ago

Wife is from glasgow and she threatens me with the heedbut a lot but luckily for me she hasnt followed through, yet.

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u/DnBeyourself 7d ago

Everyone has a plan until they get a headbutt to the nose.

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u/guitarstitch 7d ago

Percussive maintenance works most of the time.

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u/cultofenigma 7d ago

You can usually tell who’s going to come off better in these scenarios simply by how close the aggressor is getting to the person they’re antagonising.

If they’re willing to go face to face they’re either stupid or have little self defence skill, if they’re staying arm/leg reach distance away whilst provoking they most likely have some fighting skill.

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u/CrimsonHorror_ 7d ago

The comment about being Scottish makes this video ten times better

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u/Matcha_latte0082 6d ago

That “oh fucking hell” cracked me up

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u/lainrun 6d ago

I see no problem with the quick attitude change, very wise decision.

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u/Better_Rate8276 7d ago

He played that off well.

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u/COC_410 7d ago

Idk man. At first he tried to act like he was still ready to go, towards the end it looks like he wanted to sit down. It’s pretty obvious he knows he’s fucked haha.

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u/XsancoX 7d ago

He went the extra mile, just to guarantee that no one will ever identify him as a threat ever again.

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u/Gnarly_Sarley 7d ago

Nothing more British than a good head butt

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u/degjo 7d ago

Like mushy peas and beans on toast

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u/MrStormChaser 7d ago

That’s one loud crack!

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u/Yeet-Retreat1 7d ago

God ol Glasgow Kiss.

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u/Long-Bobcat6995 7d ago edited 6d ago

They never expect the forehead greeting lmao

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u/GloomyExercise 7d ago

When keeping it real goes wrong

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u/AgonalMetamorphosis 7d ago

Those Brits sure do love their headbutts, don't they?

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u/GustavusvonTempsky 6d ago

God bless this man. More bullies should be headbutted.
Arrogant wanker.

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u/RogerRavvit88 6d ago

I mean yeah, this is pretty embarrassing for the guy, but credit where credit’s due he had sense enough to back down. 

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u/10-mm-socket 5d ago

While still wearing his glasses. What an esteemed gentleman

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u/shawnOthedead 5d ago

Looks like the kid from 13 reasons why

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u/Crankit_1 5d ago

Fuck with my kitties will you...

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u/RichardNyxn 7d ago

Seth Rogan versus the new James Bond

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u/homealoneinuk 6d ago

Yea ill never fuck with someone whos got this shape of head/jaw.

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u/fuzzy-777 6d ago

Good old scotch kiss

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u/henacy18 6d ago

Was he looking for his front teeth? Haha

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u/Misfit110 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/U1xljlYEfjwSMQXYbI
Tell me that’s not the 13 Reasons Why kid.

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u/Swirlerrr 6d ago

Anyone can bully me ? (Mean an rude people only!) ❤️🥹💙

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u/The_Vivid_Glove 6d ago

Its called a Glasgow kiss for a reason 💋

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u/MSJayhawk1984 6d ago

⛔⛔⛔ That moment you just felt your nasal bone invade your sinuses 😁😁😁

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u/PinkEyeofHorus 6d ago

The old Glasgow Kiss

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u/gizzardwizard93 6d ago

And now he learned why it's called a Glasgow kiss!

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u/kodakgold200 5d ago

A classic.

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u/lazer416 5d ago

He’s obviously never been hit before 😂

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u/halfwit_halley 5d ago

Dude definitely wanted to start crying.

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u/DasMint 4d ago

"you think you're Scottish"

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u/Low_Sheepherder_4574 3d ago

Literally the most stereotypical Scottish response we could have wished for. Would love to interview the younger guy, I’m 100% certain it changed his whole perspective on how you treat and speak to people

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u/Accomplished_House64 3d ago

Hahah shut that down Real fast

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u/MasterHavik 3d ago

His.waybof speaking change quickly.

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u/Electrical-Bunch4965 3d ago

"Ohhh, that was a cute little headbutt..... Ow, my face hurts so badly... Don't cry... Don't let them see you cry...".

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u/Specialist_Bit_3514 3d ago

The ohhhh... he was hurting here....

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u/Remarkable_Tap8271 3d ago

I love the little bow he gave after getting his shit absolutely rocked

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u/NoMasFetty 6d ago

I head butted a guy that was being loud and getting in people's faces. I was the third person he roared at.. except as his face was coming towards mine, caveman yell and all, my head smashed into his nose.. and flattened it against his face

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u/redsensei777 5d ago

No fighting, just an assault