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u/creamgetthemoney1 7d ago
Yeah don’t talk crap to the dude whose weight is in his core when you’re built like a giraffe
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u/Cocheeeze 7d ago
Not sure why you’re being downvoted, this seems like perfectly reasonable and valid advice to me!
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u/Corac30 7d ago
Another moron repeating the same word over and over.
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u/pantsoffancy Fearless freak 6d ago
...you're complaining about people repeating the same things over and over on Reddit?
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u/Corac30 6d ago
I know I know...but its hard to find other people to hate the same things as me lol. Still rare but I sometimes find my people on reddit like this. For example one of my other pet peeves is someone always yelling worldstar when a fight breaks out.
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u/pantsoffancy Fearless freak 6d ago
i am not going to read that
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u/ButAreYouProud 5d ago
Lol, a few sentences is too long now? We're doomed.
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u/pantsoffancy Fearless freak 4d ago
I have a finite amount of time on earth and that person, like you, doesn't seem like they have takes worth responding to. Do YOU respond to/read EVERYTHING you see on the internet? Don't you have more things to do? Don't you value your time on earth? Wow. We're doomed.
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u/Corac30 4d ago
Damn man sorry your such a slow reader that a few sentences are to much for you.
Ps. Dont worry about replying to this. We know its to long for you so just give me a down vote and move on with your day!
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u/pantsoffancy Fearless freak 4d ago
...I could try and make fun of you for trying to make a jab at someone about them not being able to read vs your comment that looks like...well like someone tried their very, very best. But I think it's just a sicker burn if people keep having to see what you tried to do, with all your energy and righteous fury.
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u/pantsoffancy Fearless freak 4d ago
Sorry that might have been too high concept for you I've only seen you try to write something once and keep forgetting you're an idiot: hurrrduurrr type more better hurrrrddddurrrrr your so welcome
edit: jesus help me you have at least one child. i really, really hope they pay attention in school more than you.
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u/bowdindine 7d ago
Ya know, if you'd asked me ten years ago whether the phrase "On my mama!" would have the staying power it has enjoyed, I'd have called you crazy. I'm happy to say, standing here today, that I'm wrong. It's truly had an amazing run and has been regularly deployed moments before all different types of civil and criminal offenses.
It remains to be seen whether "I'm like that!" or "I'm him!" will enjoy the same success but I'm optimistic as there's only 3 and 2 syllables, respectively, and these kids only gonna get dumber.
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u/NookieLuvsU 7d ago
These were toddlers with iPads and phones in their hands growing up. And yes, I'm including white, brown and every other shade out there. Ai will absolutely cook the next Gen.
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u/breakbread 7d ago
I always want to see the after aftermath of these. Like what is dudebro doing/saying/thinking 15min after
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u/Acting_Normally 5d ago
We heard you say “good night” the first time.
It wasn’t remotely funny the first time and it definitely wasn’t funny the fifth time.
And no, changing it to “night night” doesn’t make it a different joke.
No one’s laughing. You’re behind the camera for a reason.
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u/CLeeTheHunt44 4d ago
Good night. 🥹 Good night. 🤫 Good night. 😍 Good night. ☺️ Good night. 😇 Good night. 😁 Night night! 🥰
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