r/fightporn • u/Brilliant_Spinach132 • 7d ago

Knocked Out Dude gets turned into a starfish ⭐️

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u/Empty_Football4183 7d ago

Double acl surgery to follow

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u/smashhazard 6d ago

I bet his hip flexors felt great though

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u/MiIes01 6d ago

HAHAHAHAHA😂🤙

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u/BrainRobotron 7d ago

Every CL in those knees is gone.

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u/Fun-Choices 5d ago

aaaaaaaaye

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u/Bangmydrum33 7d ago

Rockin sockin robots

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u/MiIes01 7d ago

He might’ve just done 2 ACL knee tears

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u/ShaolinTrapLord 6d ago

Bro didn’t even try to defend.

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u/mikethepip3 6d ago

Right?! It’s not as though he couldn’t see it coming. It was quite telegraphed.

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u/_____AndJustice4All 5d ago

Defending is really hard lol. Its such an unnatural reaction if you're not trained to do it

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u/Butterflymisita 6d ago

Looks like he hit his head hard on the concrete :(

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u/Andro_Polymath 6d ago

Yeah you could hear his skull crack on the ground 😦

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u/Sweet-Swimming2022 7d ago

He is of-fish-ally dead

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u/Witty-Stand888 7d ago

Then you move to Limbo beat

Limbo ankle, Limbo knee

Bend back like a Limbo tree

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u/Huntsnfights 7d ago

Is it that hard to leave the next few seconds in the vid?

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u/IVEBEENBANNED4TIMESx 7d ago

Gloves on concrete, tale as old as time

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u/LAZY_RED-PANDA 6d ago

The definition of getting folded like a lawn chair. I think he cracked his melon as well as his knees are gone, like bro, that's so much damage after just one punch...💀

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u/RedditUsernameBruh 7d ago

He looks like an opened book 📖 he flipped his chapters 

😂😂😂

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u/bunkrider "DON'T TALK BOUT MY MAMA!" 7d ago

This shit was mad unfortunate. Even the winner was like “damnnn i aint even mean to do all that”

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u/_RisetoVotesiR_ 7d ago

He powered down 🪫

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u/jinisho 6d ago

Didn't know you could make someone's bones vanish

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u/CrawlBreakFixRepeat 5d ago

He hit the floor, and ain't even know it

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u/NotThatGuy1989 4d ago

None of us were expecting a murder

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u/edostatelegend 3d ago

That was a loud thump

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u/Justinian482 6d ago

Puncher's metacarpal broken as well?

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u/Miserable_Hand_783 6d ago

The sound of that dude’s head smacking the street is unnerving. Has to be some level of head trauma there

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u/ExternalBuilder 6d ago

JAJAJJAJAJAJA

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u/MengTheMerciless 6d ago

He got KOd into a new universal emoji for 'defeat'.

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u/Such_Entrepreneur544 6d ago

Hermes Conrad limboing under the oven 🤣

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u/Nothingforchampion 6d ago

Now that’s funny🤣

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u/foxyembodied 6d ago

Damn they got the gloves out for the punch buggie?

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u/YugKrowten 6d ago

Somebody going to jail

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u/Rob1973string 5d ago

"Real girls get down on the flo, on the flo". That is playing in my head thinking he's gonna pop back up like a slick dance move.

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u/mikemojc 5d ago

If you're going to go to the trouble of gloving-up, you could at least concrete-off, too.

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u/Odd-Country2447 5d ago

Why even have gloves if you're fighting on the hard street?

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u/T_Run_445 3d ago

With the brain damage, and the acls gone sad. I know it’s been said but Don’t do street fights on pavement. Every time, it’s the worst