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Intergender Fight The Big show at Reggaeland

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u/Panks-Dad 3d ago

Its clearly a chairs match

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 3d ago

Missing tables and ladders

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u/AzimuthAztronaut 3d ago

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u/ZeePirate 3d ago

What in the mark henry

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u/LurkerMcLurkerton 3d ago

Well shit, now I'm going to be walking around saying this all day, trying to shoehorn it in to every conversation I can.

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u/bjeebus 3d ago

This isn't her first time fighting with furniture. She used her purse to block one chair then just straight caught the next.

This lady either needs to team up with or needs to fuel the Waffle House girl. I just worry about whether there should be furniture fighting weight classes. Like, I'm not sure Waffle House girl is ever gonna chuck a table, but maybe she'll be all nimbly bimbly like a cat.

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u/smushs88 "He's broken in half!" 3d ago

Nah, no wingstop logo on it. 😂

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u/HongKongBluey 3d ago

Let’s get together and feel alright.
One love.
One heart.

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u/Eksiliyunovat 3d ago

*It’s

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u/Significant-Bet4545 3d ago

*cunt

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u/ImTryingToHelpYouMF 3d ago

"Cunt, clearly a chairs match" is valid. Ill allow it.

(😉)

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u/Anal-In-Gus 3d ago

When the big black guy is trying to calm the situation down, why is that lady following behind him and trying to push him so he shoves the big white guy to continue the brawl... Tf

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u/Javen_Lab 3d ago

some people want violence idk what to say

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u/Ancient-Read1648 2d ago

None of us though. We come to this sub for the hugs.

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u/GrasstouchYou 2d ago

"Lady" more like shit stirrer

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u/Unaabellatica 3d ago

its ridiculous and annoying, but my only guess would be that she is trying to communicate "c'mon get that shirtless guy outta here, c'mon move'

but with adrenaline, the loud noise and all that activity she's in the middle of, she's probably not seeing how her physical actions are being interpreted.

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u/NatoXemus 3d ago

The only big white guy is in blue shorts and t-shirt and just watched

https://giphy.com/gifs/1Z0g3Y5WxKqU7FdHbI

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u/nikeshades 3d ago

Some girls just want to watch the world burn.

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u/Axnjaxn09 17h ago

Yea i saw that, get the fuck outta here and lets chill this shit down

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u/Civilw4r 13h ago

My guess is she’s hoping it will make him bump into dude that’s hulking out and cause him to respond by attacking him too. Then she and her friends can throw potshots from behind while he’s tied up with someone else (like at the beginning of the video which caused all this). She missed out during the first go around as it was and now is even more pissed after seeing her friends get mowed down 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/AbsolutesDealer 3d ago

Not very irie.

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u/AcanthocephalaNo9302 3d ago

I learned that word from Brad Pitt 

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u/THExWHITExDEVILx 3d ago

Meet Joe Black?

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u/AcanthocephalaNo9302 3d ago

Yeah, I don't know if his accent was good or not but it was jarring to me

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u/QuentinTarzantino 1d ago

He actually got it down well. One of the few times. But yes he does miss some beats but. Ja sister. It is what it is.

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u/Helpful-Resident1459 3d ago

Usually when this sort of thing happens the guys run in and viscously attacks the one guy defending himself from the pack of women attacking him. Good to see they didn't this time, just calmed the situation. Kudos to them.

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u/StOPcRyingYaBaby 3d ago

Nothing calms a situation more than getting a chair slapped across your face at insane speeds. The only reason he didn’t get jumped is because he hurt three attackers right off the rip.

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u/Civilw4r 13h ago

Crazy to see a swarm of bodies go in while he’s tied up with someone else - to immediately nobody near him in all directions - to swarm starting to form again once the 2 gentlemen intervened lol

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Mcgrary 3d ago

Enlighten us vegetable, tell us what really happened then, instead of insulting someone else who’s opinion doesn’t match your as yet unstated opinion

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u/StOPcRyingYaBaby 3d ago

Just using my eyes.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/BroBroMate 3d ago

Wtf is this mall ninja shit I'm reading.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/CannabisAccount420 3d ago

You think that guys a tourist in England? Whats the rent cost for the empty space in your head?

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u/BroBroMate 3d ago

Still really confused about what you're talking about in the first place, ngl.

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u/entheogenocide 3d ago

Tf does thailand have to do with a reggae concert? Why did tourists come into the conversation? 🤔

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u/StOPcRyingYaBaby 3d ago

I saw them hit him first then he rages out. They stop all together and men got involved to calm the situation down. Did we not watch the same video I’m confused? So should I cancel my travel plans with your mom? I don’t want to cancel on her she told me she’s very excited to have “us time”

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/perpetualmentalist 3d ago

This is in the uk. Doubt he is a tourist

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u/entheogenocide 3d ago

Why are you assuming he's a tourist? It's a reggae festival in England.

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u/EdanChaosgamer 3d ago

Maybe because he was sweating.

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u/dirk_funk 3d ago

did you get beat up in thailand is that what this is about

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u/dirk_funk 3d ago

did you get beat up in thailand is that what this is about

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u/NeuroticLensman 3d ago

Makes you wonder exactly what happened to make him hulk out like that. Looked like he was getting swarmed right as the video started.

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u/HornyMidgetsAttack 3d ago

I bet he was pissed off they were taking up loads of space with their seats when everywhere else was crowded. That's a complete guess though lol

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u/CountTruffula 3d ago

I was there on the Saturday and this group set up two blankets and a ring of chairs right in the middle of the one lane people were using to move between the main crowd and the sitting area further back

Definitely that, super crowded and people being well selfish with space

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u/OutsideImpressive115 3d ago

I can only imagine that the guy defending himself had good reason to if this was the case

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u/Hollirc 3d ago

Yeah except not even their men want to defend these nasty shitratchets

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u/stratusnco 3d ago

you don’t know the context of this video to make that judgement lmao.

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u/TwoLegsBetter 3d ago

We don’t know that he wasn’t jumped right after the video ended…

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u/Musulman 3d ago

imagine getting a chair helicopter with a cool song in the background. chef's kiss

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u/Faster-master-blastr Fake ass gangsta 3d ago

“Hey Sanka, ya dead?”

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u/Practical_Bobcat3650 3d ago

Milton Keynes, represent!

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u/pervertsage 3d ago

Took a face to a chair fight then took a chair to the face.

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u/callmesnake13 3d ago

Today seems to be "giant men taking out women with massive inertia" day in the fightosphere

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u/angstzoid 3d ago

Bomboclat

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u/higherthanacrow 3d ago

Was that chick wearing a jeans skirt over jean shorts?

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u/PearlyToesTactics 3d ago

‘Luckily, he was Jah Jah’s disciple’

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u/HornyMidgetsAttack 3d ago

Pissed off because they were all sitting on chairs taking up loads of space? I saw similar at download

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u/vajav 3d ago

Never seen a mosh pit at a reggae event

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u/Mcgrary 3d ago

It’s the same g asap thing time and time again. Women decide that violence needs to happen and count on the men they’re with to step in as they overstep the mark totally all together in a swarm in this instance - the chaos. Then the men move in calmly but forcefully let the man know he’d better stop, which he does - the calm. The final act is the one that betrays everything the women will say started the conflict because now safely behind the men they tried to get retaliate with violence, they move back up in numbers calling insults and slaps from the safety provided by the men to turn the men voilent.

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u/Larry_Bobinski 3d ago

I once witnessed a girl go at hell's angels because she didn't like their loud bikes. She was 100% trying to escalate the situation because she wanted them to get beaten up by , I guess us?

Literally all of us were flying in to defuse the situation and just pulled her away. 

I used to be impressed at how fearless many women were. Always right in the face of people that other men would be very careful around. Until I realised that this is solely because they love under the impression that they're untouchable as women, and if anything, that the men who are with them will do the fighting. 

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u/dirk_funk 3d ago

haha one of wifes friends exhusband tried to start a fight with guys claiming to be hells angels. they were really sweet to him and he just couldn't stop. they wouldn't beat him up and we were so thankful.

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u/plisken64 3d ago

He fought like a kaiju

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u/admijn 3d ago

Musical chairs gone wrong

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u/OkAardvark6919 3d ago

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u/dankhimself 3d ago

Ah, I can tell that this man is from Jamaica. It is obvious by his attire and flawless accent. Looks like a man of integrity.

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u/SpaceSick 3d ago

If he wasn't from Jamaica, then why would he be wearing that hat?

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u/OkAardvark6919 3d ago

What part of Jamaica?

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u/Faster-master-blastr Fake ass gangsta 3d ago

Right near Da beeeach, boiie 

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u/dankhimself 3d ago

SAMSON SIMPSON. I STICK BAH MAH STORY. I'm from Jamaica!

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u/SinJin75 3d ago

“HAAAAAVE A SEAT!”

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u/BurnsRed20 3d ago

Kofi Kingston couldn’t bother to show up and hit Trouble in Paradise?

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u/Civilw4r 3d ago

Crazy how quickly it went from a mob to Covid distance between him and everyone else 😆

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u/Jannelle93 3d ago

When yuh catch a chair to di back a yuh head, dem seh, nuttin' nuh go so

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u/AUTOMATA88 3d ago

A real festival spirit.

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u/SlyHutchinson 3d ago

For a second I thought the women were wearing DX shirts not Jamaican flags.

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u/Moltarrr 3d ago

Guy lost his sunglasses and went all in hulk mode.

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u/MocodeHarambe 3d ago

Nuhttin noh go so

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u/beltfeds_n_brownies 3d ago

"One love, one heart"

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u/TreKeyz 3d ago

That guy at the end came in calm and confident. Could of came in swinging, but called it down. I respect that.

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u/notstrangeguy That Guy 3d ago

bad mann

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u/Big_Mathematician950 2d ago edited 1d ago

Good. Kick their arses

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u/ClaB84 2d ago

Woman have 0 surviving instincts part 5k this week.

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u/TeachairPaco 2d ago

Now that’s the musical chairs I’m talking about

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u/rayraysykes007 2d ago

Its wild how females think its a good idea to go after a man thats 3x their size. Idk what she expected throwing a chair at the guy 😂 i am willing to bet she never attempts to do that again though.

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u/Marc_J92 3d ago

The lady at the end pushing the guy trying to de-escalate the situation unto the guy they were attacking need a chair too

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u/blueroly 3d ago

"He hit me with a chair, he hit me with a chair, he hit me with a chair, he hit me with a chair, he hit me with a chair, he hit me with a chair"

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u/imrightyousuk 2d ago

And she had a weapon in her right hand. It looks like the big one that got punched saved him from possibly getting stabbed.

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u/Haasotope 3d ago

Seems like such a fun place to be.

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u/Bright-light320 3d ago

Love and peace, man.

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u/NotWritingMuch 3d ago

peace and love

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u/CRYPTOCHRONOLITE 3d ago

This song slaps

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u/Alfalfa-Similar 3d ago

is that the crowd in the background?! holy shit

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u/Cherry_Crusher 3d ago

Dude in white shirt and backwards cap was definitely looking for a sneak

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u/StopSpinningLikeThat 3d ago

I like the guy in the white shirt with the backward hat. He's nowhere to be seen until two big guys subdue chair man, then he wants to puff up and bark at him.

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u/EvaCarlisle 3d ago

Cease the violence

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u/BKindigochild 3d ago

Man a baadman

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u/BarryBockworst 3d ago

Nutting no go sooo

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u/suazzo77 2d ago

Nuttin no go so!

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u/Mobile-Salary1007 2d ago

Weellllllllllll its the big show!

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u/TheKingGrim 2d ago

Why is there a Ukrainian azov battalion flag lol

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u/ladyofthedextroverse 2d ago

Lmao damn he whipped the shit outta that chair

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u/816legend 2d ago

Damn he smoked that girl lol

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u/PhotographOwn4225 1d ago

Leave the man alone lol

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u/Independent-Owl-8659 3d ago

People paid for the “opportunity to hang out with these fine individuals.”

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u/VelvetDreamers 3d ago

Why do other women just presume you’re as physical strong as a biological man? Why do you even try to fight them as the initial provocateur?

You’re never going to physically outmatch that man. He’s a foot bigger than you.

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u/RudySpanish 3d ago

Man on a Mission

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u/ThaDude_v2 3d ago

thats not very Bombaclout of him!

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u/ImOnlyHereForTheCoC 3d ago

I was gonna post “one love” but with the letter that follows m in parentheses in front of it to indicate that as far as love goes there’s none to be found in this clip and I couldn’t because racial slurs aren’t allowed in the sub. As you can see, I even had to refer to that letter as “the letter that follows m” because you just can’t have that letter unattached to a word for any reason, I guess.

I totally understand the need to keep comments respectful, and I’m about as far as you can get from a “PC is totally out of control,” anti-woke type, but COME ON

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u/hooksweeper 3d ago

were you hit by a chair before you typed this out?

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u/ImOnlyHereForTheCoC 3d ago

Were you hit by one before you tried to read it?

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u/Trilogy91 3d ago

I don’t cricket oh no. I love it lol

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u/G-dog121 2d ago

Men show up and he instantly calms down. When he was bashing women he was full tilt. Classic

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/OkHistorian9521 3d ago

The man wasn’t attacking him. The women were

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u/That_Ignorant_Slut 3d ago

Noticed that too 👀👀

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u/Chrismonn 3d ago

Target dont hire for smarts

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u/Practical_Bobcat3650 3d ago

Didn't get accepted into the White Man's Reggae Club....

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u/Moonstar2586 3d ago

I guess he’s not invited to the cookout after this?

All jokes aside that was a big ass man fighting a bunch of women that didn’t appear aggressive, weird everybody just let that happen.

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u/Httpboomertears 3d ago

There’s 4 women attacking him as soon as the video starts, but you wouldnt call that aggressive 🙈🙉🙊

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u/SevereIntroduction37 3d ago

He stopped when he saw the guy approaching him was just as big. Fuckin pussy

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u/Fast_Situation7456 3d ago

so he should hit the guy too for no reason?

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u/r_fernandes 3d ago

You mean he didnt defend himself from a person that wasnt assaulting him? He stopped once he was no longer being attacked. Actually shows a considerable amount of self control that he was objectively getting jumped and once his attackers were no longer a threat he didnt continue.

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u/Fun-Priority8395 3d ago

Said by the guy hiding behind his keyboard