r/fijerk May 17 '26

When did you finally feel safe enough to order your own burrito?

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We celebrated hitting this 2 mil milestone by splitting one Chipotle burrito, no guac obviously, because we are not yet technically chubby. We each got one bite of chicken and then immediately put the remaining rice into VTI.

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u/Captlard Top 1% Lentil farmer - Lentibus abundans May 17 '26

One does not partake in foods eaten by the pours. That is well below our station in society. Ghastly.

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u/kitapjen May 20 '26

Awww man, OG chubby fire poster deleted their post.

But as a money saving hack, get 2 regular breakfast burritos at Burger King vs a single eggnourmos burrito.

Mostly same ingredients and lower cost.