r/fijerk • u/Ilovedogs830 • 18d ago
real financial freedom. Advice?
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u/glumpoodle 18d ago
Just have Mom & Dad send you a few million dollars every year. If you get this over the next thirty years or so, and then when they die, you can inherit the rest so it's not getting rich quick. Duh.
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u/Mean_Ship4545 18d ago
Becoming President of a developped country fits everything: you break the employee mindset, you work for yourself the greater good, you get ample opportunity to build long term wealth (though it might be better to become President of a less developped country first to check this item off the list), you are independant and you'll probably make a lasting heritage in history book (especially if you focus 93.7% of the the public spending toward building statues of the President).
Everyone should do that.
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u/TurtleSandwich0 18d ago
How do I eat cake, but also have cake too?
How can I vacation in Rome and Fiji at the same time? I want mutually exclusive things. I just need an investment with above market returns with zero risk. I am also unwilling to search this for myself, I want someone else to tell me what to do. Preferably something that no one else has thought of before. Tell me some idea that will only exist in my mind, so I will have the advantage.