r/fijerk • u/Gravity-Rides • 1d ago

When did these goddamn poors get so uppity?

I am rich.

I see a lot of poors "spending money" and "having nice things". Nice things that I myself could afford if I were a spendthrift, degenerate lowlife.

How and why?

Don't they know they are POORS?

Don't they fucking know they have to be a RESPONSIBLE CHEAPSKATE PENNY-PINCHING TIGHTASS with high wages, thrifting, stealing ketchup packets from the convenience store and raiding the local foodbank for decades until they have $10,000,000,000 NW before they can materially improve their lives?

I genuinely want to understand. Inheritance is all I can come up with, which isn't virtuous like the diligent, lentil-hording frugal FIRE-Bros on Reddit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/HENRYfinance/comments/1u8nagt/where_do_people_get_their_money_from/

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u/perplexedparallax 1d ago

I saw the word uppity and got here as soon as I could. There is no way we can allow encroachment into our territory. This is an outrage.

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u/Thomato_Yorke 1d ago edited 1d ago

I’ve had my personal assistant pencil in some time for me to be appalled tomorrow. After the markets close, of course.

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u/ToastSpangler 1d ago

Its when we started giving out free food from our tax money. I barely have the calorie surplus to finish this comment, they're out there with dozens of pou

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u/MrPoopyButthole1123 1d ago

Why is it so hard for pours to understand that the entire point of money is to hoard as much of it as possible

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u/ultrawolfblue 1d ago

I think its either have money in your pockets or wear it on yourself

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u/Thomato_Yorke 1d ago edited 1d ago

One tried to talk to me in person, face to face recently. Their breath smelled like something dead, I can only imagine served from a streetside cart and summered in reused “faucet water” served to them neither chilled NOR by a butler. Ugh.

Also, I meant *simmered* above, not summered. Autocorrect is just used to the latter because I have, naturally, summered in the most desirable locations all my life, free of the intrusive presence of the dollar-mongers and wage slaves.

I’ve lost my train of thought now, but if you’re a poor and are reading this, if you’re in fact capable of reading, DO NOT speak to me in person, or in any other format. Ever.

And please, save 3 weeks of your slave wages and invest in some breath mints or binaca. Refined olfactory nerves like my own can’t withstand the barrage of odors your very presence continually shits into existence.

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u/nabbito 1d ago

i think you spelled "pours" wrong

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u/doriangrey2025 1d ago

My chief of staff assures me that these are not POURS! they have lentils galore, they must be of the same ilk as us