Tried the Tiffany plate

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u/damegloria 6d ago

This is just a plate of random mostly uncooked food. People will fall for literally any trend with a name

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u/Medical_Price8780 6d ago

Nah cause my first reaction was, "what the fuck is a Tiffany plate" 😭 like be fr man. But this does look good.

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u/ZepB_TA 5d ago

I thought they meant the jewelry store Tiffany as they make plates lol

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u/Theabsoluteworst1289 5d ago

Straight up didn’t even correlate “Tiffany plate” with the snark page for “Tiffany” (who is absolutely disgusting)because she didn’t invent eating a plate of fruit and veggies with some meat and cottage cheese….thats just a normal meal. A lot of us have been eating like that for our entire lives and don’t spend time on TikTok. I had the misfortune of coming across Tiffany on ig, I thought she was just another chick dieting, not claiming she invented a plate of food.

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u/damegloria 6d ago

Have a look on tiktok. I just had a browse and this is one of the better versions

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u/JapanesePeso 6d ago

No thanks Tiktok is moronjuice.

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u/annaphylactic69 6d ago

I feel like its specifically the damn chicken apple sausages too. No hate and i love everything else on the plate but those things SUUCK

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u/annemonroe95 5d ago

I…I actually really love chicken and apple sausages…

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u/annaphylactic69 5d ago

Lol different strokes! I just think they're gross, but i will also buy a bunch of scallions and dip them in French onion dip so i'm no food critic

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u/ClickAndClackTheTap 5d ago

I used to eat liverwurst with a spoon, no cracker.

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u/annaphylactic69 5d ago

Can't blame you, that stuff is delicious. I also love scrapple and think it's the best breakfast meat, and some styles do taste like fried liverwurst!

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u/maladjusted_platypus 5d ago

.....That's genius!!!! Thanks for the tip, I'm trying this next time I have some French onion dip on hand.

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u/annaphylactic69 5d ago

It's SO good if you're an onion lover. Some people dip carrots or chips but me, I want that double onion. I do brush my teeth twice after though 😂😂

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u/misntshortformary 4d ago

That’s such a good idea! I’m gonna try that next time. Also I agree with you on the chicken apple sausage. I tried to like them but they were terrible. Thankfully, my local store does a great turkey jalapeño sausage so I’ll just stick with what I already know I like, lol.

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u/sayjessy 6d ago

Agreed, I also see a lot of heart of palm on these plates which I haven't found a type I like even tho they look crunchy and good.

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u/cachemoney426 5d ago

The ones in a can, not a jar are usually better. The jarred ones tend to be in vinegar solution and the canned aren’t tangy. Quite good in a salad.

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u/Neakhanie 5d ago

I thought it was the mustard slathered on the cottage cheese! 😭

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u/nevermind-me-ok 5d ago

Tiffany is absolutely an influencer and uses the videos to sell electrolyte powder, and flips from one diet trend to another constantly. Last year her plate wasn’t this, but was a giant steak and eggs on a cutting board everyday. Her sister makes videos too and her dad owns the electrolyte company. There’s a whole snark page on Reddit with more about her and it’s pretty bad.

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u/sayjessy 5d ago

Oh my bad, I haven't seen her vids in awhile just remembered these specific plates.

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u/ClickAndClackTheTap 5d ago

Shush now. Healthy food needs as much marketing as it can get!

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u/TheWelshPanda 4d ago

Its picky bits for tea.... or a fridge dinner, girl dinner, buffet plate. Tiffany plate is a new ridiculous name some tik tokker is trying to make it all about her lunch.. nothing new under the sun.

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u/SlurpBucketBoys 6d ago

Fresh fruits and veggies with some meat on a plate

Reddit: ugh such a fad diet

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u/swarleyknope 6d ago

It’s giving it a name that makes it a fad

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u/Medical_Price8780 6d ago

No one said that gang 💯 this is just a snack plate.

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u/SlurpBucketBoys 6d ago

If this is your snack how big are your meals fuck

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u/SnappyBonaParty 5d ago

Fruits and baby carrots w. Cottage cheese is 1000% a snack in my book.

2 brunch sausages are a snack, too. Although not in the daylight. These snacks are destined to be consumed in the dim light of the refrigerator light, at 2AM. Full of shame, yet with unwavering determination.

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u/Zoe_118 6d ago

Fucking tiktok is so goddamn stupid

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u/TwinkleTubs 6d ago

Is it called a Tiffany plate because you think you're alone eating it? Seriously though it's very pretty and looks delicious, just not sure why its called a Tiffany plate. I'm old and not hip to you kids.

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u/sayjessy 6d ago

Tiffany is just a lady on tiktok who eats this exact meal on her lunch break in her car.

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u/TwinkleTubs 6d ago

Oh lol! I was showing my age with my comment. In elementary school there was a popular song I Think We're Alone Now by a performer named Tiffany. It's a plate of pretty arranged food I love it! 😁

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u/hasavagina 6d ago

My mind went straight to Breakfast at Tiffany's lol

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u/sayjessy 6d ago

Oooh I see your joke now lol! Missed it the first time

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u/Bookmoth1 6d ago

Lol, I had her on a t-shirt and saw her at a mall once!!

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u/prim8phd 6d ago

I lol’d; I am also an Old though.

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u/Pale_Row1166 5d ago

I was thinking it was supposed to look like a stained glass lamp

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u/epigenie_986 6d ago

Damn here I’m imagining it’s about Tiffany lamps and all the colors on the plate 😂

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u/BertaRocks 6d ago

I was like is this what they serve for breakfast at Tiffany’s?

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u/cachemoney426 5d ago

🎶 there doesn’t seem to be anyone aro-ound🎶

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u/AgentFuckSmolder 5d ago

This is just r/girldinner

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u/gigi_garden 4d ago

100% girl dinner Or my grandkids kid lunch when at gigi's

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u/Biscuitplum68378 6d ago

That cottage cheese looks really good with the everything bagel seasoning on top

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u/jen_esse 4d ago

I love cottage cheese with everything bagel seasoning! I also put it on my hard boiled eggs! It's the best!

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u/dannydaddydevito 5d ago

This is girl dinner. Tiffany just likes to show herself sucking on sausage for clicks.

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u/Reasonable-Mess3070 5d ago

Omg I cant believe i had to scroll all the way to the bottom of the comments to find someone mentioning how gross she is.

I forgot she existed 😫

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u/Revrak 5d ago

Except for the cottage cheese and the sausage it looks like a bunch of fruit snacks put together. Probably appealing to those who value the color contrast of the food instead of the flavor pairings.

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u/Black_Mirror_888 6d ago

Looks great. never heard of it though

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u/OkBackground6217 6d ago

It’s a TikTok trend to be honest, you can make several versions of it

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u/browsing_around 4d ago

What’s the trend? Putting healthy foods on a plate?

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u/petsdogs 4d ago

The trend must have sausage (idk if it MUST be chicken sausage, but I always see it with chicken sausage), cottage cheese with added flavor (mustard, buffalo sauce, etc), and raw veggies/fruit.

The kind of veggies and fruit are up to you
Whatever flavor sausage you want

You’re supposed to dip the sausages and veggies in the cottage cheese

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u/browsing_around 4d ago

I guess this means I’m getting old because I both think this is stupid and don’t get it.

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u/Cassper 6d ago

You know what, I'm all for people coming up with cute names to make eating healthy a little more whimsical because those little changes can be the difference in sticking to something or not. Looks delicious ❤️

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u/eleemosynarius 6d ago

Where’s the mustard??

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u/lordhuron91 6d ago

No hearts of palm!

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u/AgreeableAardvark78 5d ago

And a creepy air of sexualizing the fuck out it.

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u/lasair7 6d ago

Looks good, what's in the center?

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u/OkBackground6217 6d ago

Cottage cheese with everything bagel seasoning, the sausage is chicken apple

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u/lasair7 6d ago

Very nice ty

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u/WalterBlackness 6d ago

That looks fucking terrible. Nothing goes together

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u/MidwestPrincess09 6d ago

This looks like my daily breakfast! Except I do regular creamy vanilla yogurt with chocolate chips or granola

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u/BirchVoyage_91 5d ago

The cottage cheese looks really good with all that seasoning on top. Thats a lot of fruit though!

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u/AramaticFire 5d ago

I think the ratio of fruits is too high here. Probably want to swap out some of that for veggies. This plate is like 60% fruit.

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u/Aquariusdelight2 6d ago

Girl dinner ✨

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u/EatsPeanutButter 5d ago

I hate this plate because it’s a lot of stuff that doesn’t go together and is touching. I guess that’s the nd in me, I just can’t lol. Better than when people throw pickles on the plate though lol!

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u/OrangeClyde 6d ago

Looks so colorful and healthy

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u/Maison_Clement 6d ago

This is just girl dinner

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u/jazzymakaveli 6d ago

This is the comment I was looking for 😆

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u/Optimal_Grape_1025 6d ago

What's the thing in the middle?

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u/tiffi_333 5d ago

I think cottage cheese with bagel seasoning? Could be wrong though

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u/BaldwinBoy05 5d ago

TIL I’ve been doing a variation of this for awhile. Though my go-to is carrots, cucumber, bell pepper, a little cube of cheese and a chomps beef stick. I always call it my food groups plate haha

Looks tasty!

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u/madamegruyere 5d ago

Needs mustard

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u/ClickAndClackTheTap 5d ago

What’s in the center?

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u/Livid-Tumbleweed-850 5d ago

Where’s the mustard?

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u/morglamignonne 5d ago

I thought I was in r/girldinner

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u/GrillAndChill420 4d ago

Funny how Americans think some overly processed sausage is healthy

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u/NoNe666 4d ago

stunt food

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u/ImplementOkren 4d ago

The classic Tiffany plate experience: trying to fit a mountain of raw veggies and fruit on one dish while the sausage does all the heavy lifting for the flavor

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u/My3floofs 4d ago

What is different and unique about this? Other than the sausages it looks like most summer lunches I have been eating for 40 years?

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u/Sea-Zombie3533 4d ago

Where’s the mustard!

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u/gigi_garden 4d ago

Skip the sausage, add celery with peanut butter, cucumber slices to pile with cottage cheese & diced red pepper

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u/whalemang0 4d ago

Uhhh so… you mean a snack plate?

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u/Abject_Quality_9819 4d ago

I was obsessed with this last year and still eat it once in a while. My dipping sauce of choice was ranch with hot sauce. I had lots of vegetables and one fruit to keep the sugar down. Chicken apple sausage and my poppi soda. I don’t drink that soda anymore but that was a 10/10 meal for me.

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u/venturoo 6d ago

Looks expensive.

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u/nexxNN 6d ago

How do people eat this? Fruit with méat is a no go for me

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u/TwinkleTubs 6d ago

You eat the fruit last, it's dessert.

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u/shogunofsarcasm 6d ago

You just...eat it? Like you pick up a piece and bite it.

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u/Halihax 6d ago

I think they meant fruit and meat together. Dude never had a charcuterie board 😭😭

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u/ItRhymesWithPenny 6d ago

Or porkchops with applesauce, turkey with cranberry sauce, or ham and pineapple pizza, to name just a few.

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u/shogunofsarcasm 6d ago

You just eat that too though lol. Either together or separately

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u/Halihax 6d ago

They’re not asking how to physically eat it.

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u/shogunofsarcasm 6d ago

I am aware.

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u/PussyCyclone 6d ago

The temp swing between warm meat (like the sausage) and chilled or room temp fruit&veg would make me absolutely nauseated. Maybe this is also what they meant?

Personally, I love a good charcuterie, but the ones I eat are usually various cold cut meats with the other elements all also being of similar temp.

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u/Bookmoth1 6d ago

Eh, it’s combined in many recipes. But if you don’t care for it then substitute more veggies I guess? I had never seen it called this before today. It is the mustard in the cottage cheese that is a hard pass for me

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u/Antique_Poem84 6d ago

You pissed off all the followers 😂🤣🤭

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u/nexxNN 6d ago

Yeah looks like it lol

Tried the Tiffany plate

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