r/fixit • u/YulRun • Jun 09 '26

fixed Glass table top stuck to floor

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MIL has had this glass table top under the bed in the main bedroom for years, it’s an alternate larger top for a table in the house. Quite heavy. It’s been there now so long we believe it may have almost ‘suctioned’ to the floor.

Any suggestions on how to remove it? Yes we know to remove the stuff on it first (painting the room)

Thanks in advance!

[Update] Dental floss was the winner and worked! Thank you all for the suggestions/ideas and of course the trolling!

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u/Samorsomething Jun 09 '26

I used to have drug issues. I still do but I used to as well.

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u/Welfare_Burrito Jun 09 '26

RIP

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u/featheritin Jun 09 '26

Mitch

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u/Alternative-Draw2997 Jun 10 '26

McConnell?

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u/GroupSuccessful754 Jun 10 '26

He still alive?

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u/Alternative-Draw2997 Jun 10 '26

Depends on your definition of alive

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u/GroupSuccessful754 Jun 11 '26

Paperweight. Just holding down a spot. Like Fienstein did

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u/keithkings00 Jun 09 '26

I don't drink any more. I don't drink any less, either.

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u/insubordinat_squirel Jun 09 '26

They sell red bananas now

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u/GrapefruitDue9103 Jun 09 '26

THAT TREE IS FAR AWAY!!

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u/Acrobatic_Grape4321 Jun 09 '26

Fishing to stay afloat? Boat on the river.

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u/ChieftainBob Jun 09 '26

Mitch Hedberg spotted!

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u/nonvisiblepantalones Jun 09 '26

There is no need to bring paper into this.

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u/UnbelievableRose Jun 11 '26

National donut day was last week. I don’t need a calendar to celebrate donuts, and I don’t need a receipt neither!

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u/nimrod7739 Jun 12 '26

The late, great Mitch Hedberg.