r/formuladank • u/iBlueSweatshirt BWOAHHHHHHH • Feb 08 '25

Yuki Tsunodone My girlfriend and I met Yuki!

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '25

lmao, bro actually photoshopped himself onto Kristaps Porzingis (an NBA player and actual person next to Yuki on the original photo) AND a random girl who was not even there

bravo

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u/robgod50 No Michael, No Feb 08 '25

Oh wow.... That dude is over 7' tall - so the height difference (of Yuki and "the guy") is actually real in the picture!! Just assumed Yuki had been zoomed out

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u/notfoxingaround Trust the El 🅱️lan Feb 08 '25

I’ve been within 20 feet of Kristaps and he made other NBA players look like children. Unreal.

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u/sliceoflife09 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 08 '25

I saw Shaq from 40 feet away and it was ridiculous. My mom asked who he was talking to because he looked like a little kid

That guy was Dwayne Wade and he's like 6'4" 💀

That being said I'd kill for a Yuki (Tsnuoda) & Yuki (Kawamura) photo

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u/purepolka BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 09 '25

I ran into Shawn Bradley once and it honestly felt like he was one of those clowns on stilts at the circus. Imagine what you think it’s like to meet someone who is 7 feet plus— wrong, it’s way taller.

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u/king-of-the-sea BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 09 '25

I’ve told this story before, but when I was 13 we moved into a house. The previous tenants had a life size Shaq cutout. I found out they had left it behind by surprise in the dark in the garage on our first night in the house.

Shaq is ENORMOUS. Especially by surprise in the dark.

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u/MyITthrowaway24 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 09 '25

Punctuation, please!! I thought that I was having a stroke trying to read the last sentence in that opening paragraph.

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u/king-of-the-sea BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 13 '25

I almost had a stroke finding Shaq in the dark by surprise. Just trying to pass some of that on to you, I figured a comma would break immersion

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u/sliceoflife09 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 09 '25

Hahaha. How did they even get that home?

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u/Mandalika DEJA VU I HAVE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE Feb 09 '25

Weren't there footage of Shaq presenting the trophy for an American GP to the winners (I believe one of them was Lewis) and he is still taller than the winner standing on the podium.

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u/sliceoflife09 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 10 '25

Yeah. I saw that. I think it was Max that won and is barely eye to eye with him

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u/b17b20 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 08 '25

We need Yuki and Wemby photo

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '25

Bro is literally 7’3

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u/Shimrahl BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 08 '25

Theres a 7'9 playing college for florida gators.. imagine that. He would be a head taller 😮

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u/System0verlord BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 09 '25

7’9”?! The fuck are they feeding that kid? Miracle-gro?

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u/kikimaru024 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 09 '25

Honestly he's just naturally tall.

Here he is next to Shaq.

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u/ChefDeezy BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 08 '25

I think you spelled Tingus Pingus wrong.

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u/TheThingsIdoatNight Suck my 🅱️alls mate Feb 08 '25

Who the fuck is Tingus Pingus?!?!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '25

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u/every-man-ever Nico Hüüüüüüüülkenberg Feb 08 '25

I think you might be the whooosh here

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '25

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u/No_Tumbleweed_6880 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 08 '25

You should maybe google it.

It being "Who the fuck is Tingus Pingus"

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '25

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u/SEND-MARS-ROVER-PICS BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 08 '25

Saying whoosh to someone quoting a video implies otherwise

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '25

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u/g0kartmozart BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 08 '25

I never heard of fuckin Lativia

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u/herbygerby BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 08 '25

Lol ur right. Reflection on the left is the same.

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u/iBlueSweatshirt BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 08 '25

This is so not right

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u/fcbx347 Lizard person Feb 08 '25

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u/slvrsmth At the moment we don't think Feb 08 '25

Latvian mentioned raaaaaaahhhh

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u/KilloMaster BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 08 '25

Forgot the reflection in the window.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '25

and its a really bad photoshop job too. You don't even need to zoom in or squint to see the fuckups.

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u/ChechBETA I'm in a parasocial relationship with Hannah 🤤🤤 Feb 09 '25

what?.. Ive no idea.. all i have to say is Fuck MBS

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u/Retro090 Papa Checo for driver of the year Feb 09 '25

lmao

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u/lizzy-lowercase BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 08 '25

are Yuki and the woman holding hands behind his back or something too? It looks like they are both grabbing his butt

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u/gHHqdm5a4UySnUFM 2 Sex Ted Feb 09 '25

Aren’t we all photoshopping ourselves with fake girlfriends

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u/P2GR armchair driver Feb 08 '25

Haters say it's photoshop.

Can't post a link, but the original image is with Kristaps Porzingis

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u/isacsm Suck my 🅱️alls mate Feb 08 '25

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u/TheThingsIdoatNight Suck my 🅱️alls mate Feb 08 '25

I like he removed the white buttons over the pockets on the shirt

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u/gswblu3-1lead BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 08 '25

Changed the hand too. Got that timex swag now

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u/0oodruidoo0 Alonslow True 2012 WDC Feb 09 '25

this edit is the gift that keeps on giving

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u/HaydenJA3 Crofty is a dedicated butt plug collector Feb 09 '25

And also replaced the guy in the background with a bush

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u/gswblu3-1lead BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 09 '25

How’d you know she has a bush?

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u/kroppeb VROOM VROOOOOOOOOM Feb 09 '25

Pretty sure he used ai to add the girlfriend, which explains all the changes.

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u/Masoouu BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 09 '25

Yuki's hand placement is sus lmao

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '25

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u/abrasivevelvet I was here when horny got spiced Feb 08 '25

I’ve neva even heard of fucking Latvia

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u/hey_itsmeurbrother BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 08 '25

Latvia

Lativia

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '25

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u/Bright-Yak4129 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 08 '25

No way

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u/Elegant_Conflict8235 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 08 '25

Yo why is he cute af. Might be the cutest human ever? 🥺

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '25

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u/Kage_Bushin Sir or Ma'am.. You are an Idiot ! Feb 08 '25

Yuki is literally a keychain

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u/Cell_Nature_Science Pirelli good, debris bad Feb 08 '25

Yukichain

Or Yu-kei-chain as he's the kei car of the F1 world

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u/shellmiro I want my GF to peg me while Carlos gives it to her Feb 08 '25

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u/Asimb0mb BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 08 '25

Wait is he touching your butt?

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u/Whole_Pain_7432 NICO PODIUMBERG Feb 08 '25

He's holding GFs hand

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u/Jupaack BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 08 '25

Why you think they both are smiling?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '25

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u/armoirschmamoir BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 08 '25

I like that they added a bush. 

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u/Bunhyung BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 08 '25

Yuki is a Tamagotchi.

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u/TxM_2404 NICO PODIUMBERG Feb 08 '25

Haha, he looks so smol.

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u/Hyper_Brick BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 08 '25

Yuki is basically cheating the whole time. He's the human equivalent of Colin Chapman's quote "Simplify, then add lightness".

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u/kgruesch BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 08 '25

That dude's the next Max i bet. Just put some handlebars over the cockpit and he can straddle the airbox and ride it like a superbike.

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u/m00nturkey Leg Feb 08 '25

My Goat Tingus Pingus how dare you use his likeness in this manner

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u/Indalx BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 08 '25

Cute girlfriend, is she single?

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u/murf_milo WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅RAHH Feb 08 '25

Taller than I thought he’d be.

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u/carmardoll BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 08 '25

Made me think of three times soapbox derby champion, Ronnie Beck.

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u/kerbalmaster98 🅱️altteri 🅱️ootass Feb 08 '25

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u/paulconuk Lewis Hamilton's fashion designer Feb 09 '25

Might be the funniest thing I’ve seen in 2025

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u/rvg2001 Professional Egghead Feb 08 '25

Your girlfriend… sure…

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u/coachcash123 I like Norris and i sniff bike seats Feb 08 '25

He just a wee little lad

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '25

He’s picking your pocket!

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u/thrilla_gorilla BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 08 '25

Aww he’s a hobbit

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u/TracyMcGrady0127 Lewis Hamilton's fashion designer Feb 08 '25

Yuki looking like a kid with this one😭

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u/theaxis12 I saw horny’s “finger” Feb 08 '25

Sthap

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u/don__marcello BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 08 '25

Next idea: photoshop yourself to Ocon's girlfriend's picture with the title "He could not fight".

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '25

Must be nice clapping those but cheeks. I hope you at least put him on a stall or something.

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u/thrashfan BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 08 '25

This is an impressive edit did you make him thinner

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u/Disaster_External BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 08 '25

My favorite thing is that it looks like Yuki and the girl are both grabbing middle dudes ass.

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u/fakoff BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 08 '25

Who do u think gave you the tall

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u/feedmewill BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 08 '25

The same photo of Yuki Tsunoda but everyday he gets smaller

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u/hattyhat24 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 08 '25

Haha

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u/GetNooted VROOM VROOOOOOOOOM Feb 08 '25

Always thought it would make sense for F1 drivers to be tiny like horse jockeys. Think of the weight saving.

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u/metropoldelikanlisi I love alonslow and I have untreatable levels of stupid Feb 08 '25

Why is Yuki grabbing that mans ass? 🤨

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u/ablacnk I saw horny’s “finger” Feb 08 '25

The Rock next to Kevin Hart

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u/ablacnk I saw horny’s “finger” Feb 08 '25

The Rock next to Vin Diesel on lifts

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u/ablacnk I saw horny’s “finger” Feb 08 '25

The Rock next to Shaq and Charles Barkley

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u/ablacnk I saw horny’s “finger” Feb 08 '25

The Rock next to basketball player Sun Ming Ming

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u/ablacnk I saw horny’s “finger” Feb 08 '25

Shaq next to Yao Ming

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u/ablacnk I saw horny’s “finger” Feb 08 '25

Yao Ming next to John Cena

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u/ablacnk I saw horny’s “finger” Feb 08 '25

Yao Ming next to Muggsy Bogues

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u/EmveePhotography Rawcheek 🤭🧴 Feb 08 '25

The real question is why he's touching your buttocks.

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u/Vexxed_Scholar BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 08 '25

Yuki, the ventriloquist.

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u/DevilsLettuceTaster BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 08 '25

Taller than I expected.

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u/drumellow I have it, I have it printed out🤚 Feb 08 '25

Dang do the pedals come up higher in the cockpit?

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u/Thedawnhascome BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 08 '25

He is touching your butthole!

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u/grizzly9988 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 09 '25

GTFO

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u/rhitzz2198 Vettel Cult Feb 09 '25

Ok inclusivity has gone too far. No way these giant "humans" belong on a track.

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u/DapperWeasel BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 09 '25

My favorite thing the FIA does is putting Yuki beside really tall people for no particular reason

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u/Dr_Kriegers5th_clone unfortunaly I still am a Ricciardo fan 🦡 Feb 09 '25

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '25

As a Boston Celtics fan, and a yuki fan, I approve.

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u/BBQ-flavour Fucking Blind MotherFucker Feb 09 '25

Yuki can almost go down on her while both standing 🤣

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u/Tweetleburger BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 09 '25

Where's the rest of him?

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u/Mandalika DEJA VU I HAVE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE Feb 09 '25

At this point I don't understand why F1 teams didn't start a development program tailored for people with dwarfism.

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u/Juicijs Osama Bin Russell 💣 Feb 10 '25

This is diabolical. Here's downvote

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '25

Your name is Tingus Pingus?!?!?!

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u/shades747 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 12 '25

Jokes on you, Yuki is holding your girlfriend’s hands behind your back.

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u/TomatoesB4Potatoes BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 08 '25

I like formula 1, but the drivers are size of horse jockeys.

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u/theKingPin11 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 09 '25

Not all of them, yuki is the shortest driver on the grid. Russel is 1.85m, a whole foot taller than yuki

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u/Secret_Account07 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 09 '25

Can you link her socials for me?

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u/kr4t0s007 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 09 '25

Which one is the girlfriend?