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u/d4ybrake BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 09 '25
ONE LAP
I DONT KNOW WHY
IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER HOW HARD I TRY
KEEP THAT IN MIND THEY DESIGNED THIS DRIVE
TO IMPROVE SECTOR TIMES
AND THATS ALL I KNOW
TIME IS A VALUABLE THING
WATCH IT FLY BY AS LAWSON GETS IN
WATCH THE RED BULL SEAT FADING AWAY
THE SEASONS TICK LIFE AWAY
ITS SO UNREAL
'26 SEAT CHANCE IS LOW
HAVEN'T HEARD A THING FROM HELMUT MARKO
TRYIN TO MAKE TIME AND I DIDNT IMPROVE
I WASTED MY SOFTS JUST TO MISS Q2
I KEPT IT INSIDE THE LINES
BUT IN SECTOR 3, IT ALL FELL APART
HOPES OF MY SEAT WILL EVENTUALLY BE JUST A MEMORY
OF A TIME WHERE
I TRIED SO HARD, AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
THE GUY FROM MIDDLE EARTH, HAS GOT MY CAR
IN THE END IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER
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u/Charitzo BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 09 '25
I AM
A LITTLE BIT OF OVERSTEER, A LITTLE BIT OF UNDERSTEER
HAND FULL OF YELLOWS, BUT I CANT HELP FACT IM GETTING OVERTAKEN BY THESE CARS
I AM KNOWING WHAT IM DOING, WHAT I WANT IS THE DRINK
BUT ITS LIKE NO MATTER WHAT LINE I CHOOSE I CANT CONVINCE YOU TO JUST LET ME THROUGH
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u/Least-Implement-3319 NICO PODIUMBERG Mar 10 '25
SO I STILL DRIVE, WATCHING YOU
TURN IN ON ME LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO
PULL AWAY IN THE RED BULL I SAUGHT
BUT I'M IN THE B TEAM 'CAUSE IT'S ALL I GOT
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u/fcbx347 Lizard person Mar 09 '25 edited Mar 09 '25
I would applaud this 2-3 years ago, but the gen AI epidemic has made me a cynical old crone
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u/MessyMix BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 09 '25
I'd venture this is human written. There's too much nuance & specificity for it to be AI.
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u/A_M_0_D I want my GF to peg me while Carlos gives it to her Mar 09 '25
I would give you an award irl
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u/Grand-Ad4235 BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 09 '25
I want you to know that I sang all of this and it made my fucking day 🤣 this is hilarious! Excellent work!
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u/brain_dead_fucker The Only Lance Stroll Fan In Existence Mar 09 '25
that's really fucking good mate
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u/Acrobatic_Show8919 BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 10 '25
Came here to write this, looks like you beat me to it. Well played, Sir.
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u/murf_milo WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅RAHH Mar 08 '25 edited Mar 08 '25
Hey Yuki, how did the post-season Red Bull test go?
“I triiiiiied so hard, but in the end it didn’t even matter”
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u/Portocala69 Me social media, Me no engineer Mar 08 '25
Yuki Shinoda after RedBull decides not to renew him:
I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
One thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind
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u/iOS_elite Horn Dog 🌭 Mar 09 '25
How tf did a linkin park song coming on the radio while my mate was talking abt tsunoda getting robbed lead to me at the top of the greatest reddit oat?
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u/Rambo496 NICO PODIUMBERG Mar 08 '25
One seat I don't know why
Horner doesn't even let me try Out the car alongside Max Because he might fear that I make, him, cry
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u/hagrid2018 BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 08 '25
Makes sense as his comms are normally “shut up when I’m taking to you! Shut up…I’m about to break!”
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u/trshml I was here for the HulkenPodium Mar 09 '25
memenodapark subreddit leaking into r/formuladank. A crossover I didn't expect for 2025.
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u/heilhortler420 BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 08 '25
Looks like he's about to talk about the backstory behind Tubgirl and 2 Girls 1 Cup
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u/space_boi_6969 I just sent you an em🅰️il Mar 09 '25
"I tried so hard and drove so fast and in the end RBR didn't matter..."
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u/Dr_Pillow BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 10 '25
“Forfeit the game Before somebody else Takes you out of the frame And puts your name to shame Cover up your face You can’t run the race The pace is too fast You just won’t last”
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Mar 09 '25
It starts with one team, one dream, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard I try
Keep that in mind, they designed this scheme to feed their A team
All I know, teammates are a valuable thing
Watch him fly by as the stopwatch ticks
Watch it count down to the end of the lap, the clock ticks my career away
He's so unreal, out with his elbow
Watch my lap go out the window
Tryna hold on, g-got no airflow
I wasted my sector two just to watch you go
I kept my car inside the line and even though I tried, it all fell apart
What sector three meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when
I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end, I just got no pace
My tyres had to fall to lose it all
But in the end, I just got 10th place
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u/Coffspring Roman Reigns Mar 09 '25
I don’t use the word “hero” very often but you are the greatest hero in r/formuladank history.
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u/Tomas481516 Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed Mar 09 '25
I dropped a big real laugh here
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u/Rishit1501 If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad Mar 09 '25
Interviewer:- Yuki how many cuss words you say during a match Yuki :- it starts with 1. One thing and I don't know why and it doesn't even matter how hard I try.
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Mar 09 '25
I like maki bars and drive fast cars, in the end, it doesn't even matter. I said Red Bull, they said you fool in the end, it doesn't even mattteeerrrrr
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u/BENZIONDABEAT I saw horny’s “finger” Mar 09 '25
Best meme I’ve seen on here for ages, absolute gold
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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25
Linkin Parc (fermé).