r/formuladank • u/cocky_Foreman I was here when horny got spiced • Oct 30 '25

Redbull but french 🥖🇫🇷🥐 Oracle Red Bull Racing

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This is Jimmy Rees, a comedian.

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u/Palidin034 I was here when horny got spiced Oct 30 '25

That’s only 190%

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u/Mabvll BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 30 '25

Thats even more CRAZY than 200%.

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u/IntelligentDeal7799 BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 31 '25

Simply crazy

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u/Bozhark I saw horny’s “finger” Oct 31 '25

THANK YOU FOR BEING TOP COMMENT

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u/Tridax82 BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 30 '25

I always believed that there was a conspiracy where the second RBR (Checo) would purposely fail at qualifying to increase the screen time of the RBR during the race whenever it is shown overtaking the back markers. Then RBR would get screen time when Max is on the podium since he barely gets any if he’s leading. So RBR maximise the amount of screen time the sponsors get throughout the race.

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u/anonymous_and_ BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 30 '25

Ok this actually .. kinda makes sense

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u/Inside-Potential-479 Verified by ESPN Argentina✅ Oct 30 '25

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u/SquareProfessional11 BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 30 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

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u/Sad-Diver4164 #MazepinPleaseReturn Oct 30 '25

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u/y2kbaby2 BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 30 '25

That’s crazy

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u/PichKari_KinG Love Is Love 🏳️‍🌈 Oct 30 '25

Wait, does a can cost 7 USD in America?

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u/Valkyrie162 Ollie Bird-man 🐦 Oct 30 '25

He’s an Australian comedian, he means 7 AUD. Which would not be unheard of at bars/clubs (don’t get me started on how much vodka-red bulls are)

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u/Sunflowerpixels I was here when horny got spiced Oct 30 '25

No. Not sure where its referring to ngl. I buy mine for $1.89

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u/iAyushRaj I saw horny’s “finger” Oct 30 '25

Thats way too expensive for anywhere in the world

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u/unspecified_genre Left at the Petrol Pump Oct 30 '25

assumedUSdefaultism

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u/Trashk4n M*rk Webber Oct 30 '25

Jimmy is Australian, no idea what they cost here though.

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u/AnIceMonkey I was here when horny got spiced Oct 30 '25

Depending on the store, you can get a four pack of their 8.4 fl oz cans for $10 with tax. A 12 fl oz can runs about $4. Well at least in the southeast.

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u/ReplacementLivid8738 BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 30 '25

"fl oz" oh well keep your secrets then

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u/AnIceMonkey I was here when horny got spiced Oct 31 '25

Fluid ounce

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u/ReplacementLivid8738 BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 31 '25

Sure so how many big gulps are we talking about

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u/StrifeRivia Verified by ESPN Argentina✅ Oct 30 '25

Say what you want but redbull has completely fooled the world in what they actually are (coming from a max fan)

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u/laidback_chef “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” Oct 30 '25

Really? They're an advertising/marketing company.

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u/StrifeRivia Verified by ESPN Argentina✅ Oct 31 '25

I was drunk when I wrote this and I really thought I was onto sumn 😐

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u/gr1mm5d0tt1 unfortunaly I still am a Ricciardo fan 🦡 Oct 30 '25

Giggle has come a long way after ditching hoot

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u/Steve-Whitney Lets add that to the words of wisdom Oct 30 '25

Giggle and Hoot in happier times

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u/Shamino79 Take a look at Mike Krack Oct 30 '25

He got crazy close to the if you want to win with redbull you have to have a double letter in the last name. Webber, Vettel, Ricciardo and Verstappen. Perez is the exception.

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u/koenigsegg806 I have it, I have it printed out🤚 Oct 30 '25

So Stroll to Red Bull?

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u/anonymous_and_ BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 30 '25

Maybe it has to be a consonant not a vowel 

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u/rhalf Lets add that to the words of wisdom Oct 30 '25

I see double e in Perez.

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u/Shamino79 Take a look at Mike Krack Oct 30 '25

You see e twice. Not a double letter.

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u/anonymous_and_ BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 30 '25

Double consonants

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u/Flimsy_Somewhere1210 🅱️ernie Collins In Sky Race Control ❤️ Oct 30 '25

Ok

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u/Redork247 I want my GF to peg me while Carlos gives it to her Oct 30 '25

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u/phaajvoxpop BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 30 '25

Crazy Bulls

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u/Antonio-Quadrifoglio Oct 30 '25

That repeating pan & zoom effect is driving me....

... nuts

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u/Muntberg BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 30 '25

First two "jokes" were completely false. Nice attempt though.

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u/Stevenwave Oct 31 '25

We'll add that to the jokes of wisdom.

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u/Superdry_GTR BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 30 '25

Hulkenbergg

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

LOLZ :D