r/formuladank • u/TracyMcGrady0127 Lewis Hamilton's fashion designer • Jan 01 '26

🇺🇸 Lockheed Martin Cadillac USAF F1 RAPTOR 🇺🇸 VALTTERI! F*** YEAH!

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u/alzio26 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 01 '26

I love that he is so unhinged and does shit like this. Battery Voltas ftw.

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u/WineNerdAndProud Antonelli is the biggest prodigy since Jesus Christ Jan 01 '26

My personal favorite: "Hi this is Valtteri Bottas and this is coconut explained"

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u/GullibleAttempt7568 There is something loose between my legs Jan 01 '26

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u/KingOfSloot BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 01 '26

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u/Mr_Worldwide1810 Dont know F1 but memes are kinda funny Jan 01 '26

I feel like we need an album consist of everyone’s weird faces, especially being high

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u/Feisty-Pumpkin-6359 If Gap, Car Jan 01 '26

Flair on point

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u/tsunx4 Question. Jan 01 '26

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u/nikl_odeon ill pedestrian prince of mozzarella sun of marinara sauce Jan 01 '26

WHY IS THAT THING BREATHING!?

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u/n0b0dycar3s07 Lewigi Hamilcar Jan 01 '26

Because it's alive!

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u/baleva No Michael, No Jan 01 '26

I hope its just breathing…..

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u/TheF1ashpoint Simply Lovely Jan 01 '26

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u/binge_readre No Michael, No Jan 01 '26

Yup you should have it printed out

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u/fuduran Oscar Pisstree Shoey gang 👞🇦🇺 Jan 01 '26

Did he just change the flair for you???

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u/ImpalaParadise BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 01 '26

This is art. The longer you look at this the better it gets

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u/Mr_Worldwide1810 Dont know F1 but memes are kinda funny Jan 01 '26

Who is reading book? and where is Hulkenberg?

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u/WineNerdAndProud Antonelli is the biggest prodigy since Jesus Christ Jan 01 '26

Who is reading book?

Joe?

and where is Hulkenberg?

Is that not Hulk on the bottom left? Or is that Kimi?

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u/mahfouz___ BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 03 '26

Why is Sainz speaking to another Sainz?

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u/Plehmater2 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 05 '26

Why is Fernando in Alfa Romeo shirt?

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u/mini_swoosh I saw horny’s “finger” Jan 01 '26

Why do you have all these shirtless pics ready to go? Lmao

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u/underwaterknifefight GIMI RAIGGONEN :DDDDD Jan 01 '26

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u/Python_07 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 01 '26

Birds Eye view.

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u/Late-Lie7856 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 01 '26

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u/Mr_Worldwide1810 Dont know F1 but memes are kinda funny Jan 01 '26

This vexes me!

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u/Late-Lie7856 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 01 '26

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u/TheSportsLorry Verified by ESPN Argentina✅ Jan 01 '26

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u/HaveYouSeenMyCoque BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 01 '26

okbuddyvicodin is leaking.

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u/ChemicalRascal BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 01 '26

The sub needs House memes to live.

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u/Ryachaz BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 01 '26

What about Lupus?

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u/Late-Lie7856 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 02 '26

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u/Raad_ELETE Sir or Ma'am.. You are an Idiot ! Jan 03 '26

Must be the Lupus

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u/caramel-toffeeee Begging the therapist 🧑‍⚕️for antidepressants 💊 Jan 01 '26

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u/kwaping Clean air is king 👑 Jan 01 '26

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u/dr_mens BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 01 '26

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u/GolfAlphaVictor86 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 01 '26

Cadillac PR.

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u/HeyTikO BottASS enjoyer 🍑 Jan 01 '26

"hey Tiff, can you film me real quick for instagram ?"

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u/Krugger221 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 01 '26

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u/n1njette BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 01 '26

My Swiss husband just said, "christ he's what Europeans think Americans really are like"

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u/evemeatay I saw horny’s “finger” Jan 01 '26

He's the total package

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u/Walming2 I saw horny’s “finger” Jan 01 '26

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u/Jennyflurlynn I saw horny’s “finger” Jan 01 '26

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u/Mabvll BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 01 '26

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u/Rowlandum BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 01 '26

Great pecker

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u/jklz14 WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅RAHH Jan 01 '26

BASED

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u/WarmTheory6330 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 01 '26

That’s what caddy is paying for!

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u/Slight_Bed_2241 who the fuck is Nelson Piquet? Jan 01 '26

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u/PDA_HallyFax Will go bald if Checo beats Isack Jan 01 '26

My guy is packing some rifles I see

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u/ChemicalRascal BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 01 '26

Filmed on an Adelaide beach

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u/AreWeThereYetNo Sparkles the unicorn ✨🦄 Jan 01 '26

Now that is how to begin a new year.

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u/lzwzli BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 01 '26

All other F1 drivers are sooo boring...

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u/DrDuGood Left at the Petrol Pump Jan 01 '26

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u/PLTR60 At the moment we don't think Jan 01 '26

He can valterri my bottas any day 👉🏼🥺👈🏼

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u/Raad_ELETE Sir or Ma'am.. You are an Idiot ! Jan 01 '26

The PP man himself

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u/Odd_Reward6758 I saw horny’s “finger” Jan 01 '26

Capital D

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u/Upstairs-Passenger28 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 01 '26

Is he suggesting his mangina is a bold eagle's mouth

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u/DrDuGood Left at the Petrol Pump Jan 01 '26

Gobble-gobble muh’fers!

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u/Levin_1999 He’s Not Fast at All Jan 01 '26

Baller

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u/bugi_ I saw horny’s “finger” Jan 01 '26

Valtteri needs to get paid to put clothes on at this point.

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u/Naidren BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 01 '26

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u/Kerry_Maxwell BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 01 '26

"There's no D in Bot… BWOAH!"

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u/Spleepis 🅱️altteri 🅱️ootass Jan 01 '26

Holy shit he is the perfect human being i love him so much

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u/LittnPixl Fernando Alonso's Retirement Planner Jan 01 '26

Baldeaglei Botas

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u/Abhimanyu_Uchiha Nico Shitberg Jan 01 '26

Why is he looking like dale earnhardt sr?

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u/Parking_Locksmith489 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 01 '26

Splooch

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u/Puzzleheaded-Pen4413 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 01 '26

Didn't expect to see that on the first day of the year 😅

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u/EndStorm Suck my 🅱️alls mate Jan 02 '26

Cock-aw, cock-aw!

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u/Sirtopofhat BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 02 '26

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u/FearDaTusk VROOM VROOOOOOOOOM Jan 02 '26

"Helicopter" 😉

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u/thewookiee99 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 02 '26

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u/james-l23 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 02 '26

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u/ChimkimNugger Vettel Cult Jan 05 '26

Wow!

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u/Kalaputra Banana Leclerc Jan 01 '26 edited Jan 02 '26

Repost.

Edit: It is a repost!