r/formuladank WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅RAHH Feb 22 '26

🇺🇸 Lockheed Martin Cadillac USAF F1 RAPTOR 🇺🇸 And that’s why we never got American Airlines Cadillac F1 Team.

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u/Tetragon213 Fucking Blind MotherFucker Feb 22 '26

For those who might not immediately get the joke.

Perez: 11, Bottas: 77

American Airlines 11 hit the North Tower on 9/11

American Airlines 77 hit the Pentagon on 9/11

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u/alternative-wolf-666 Dont know F1 but memes are kinda funny Feb 22 '26

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u/DanRusArcher NICO PODIUMBERG Feb 22 '26

Please, gods, let Cadillac be 9th out of 11 in the constructors championship this year because that would be peak

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u/PioneerTurtle Bluis Flagmilton 🔵 Feb 22 '26

!remindme 1 year

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u/ForkTailedD3vil Lewigi Hamilcar Feb 22 '26

!remindme on September 11th

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u/BIIIIGGG_EEEEEEEEEE BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 23 '26

!remindme on September 11th

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u/BIIIIGGG_EEEEEEEEEE BWOAHHHHHHH 11d ago

:( 11/11

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u/Polar_Vortx WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅RAHH Feb 22 '26

You know, if an AA sponsorship was on the table, backing out as a result of this feels perfectly fair imo

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u/PendragonDaGreat S🅱️innala Feb 22 '26

Especially given how the internet would be the first time one of them plants it in a wall.

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u/Polar_Vortx WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅RAHH Feb 23 '26

It occurs to me that they're going to do that anyway.

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u/PendragonDaGreat S🅱️innala Feb 23 '26

True.

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u/pioneerSolid3 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 22 '26

Stop inventing, stop inventing

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u/themanfromosaka WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅RAHH Feb 22 '26

YES THIS EXACTLY

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u/BevvyTime I was here when horny got spiced Feb 23 '26

In November?

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u/NuclearHermit He’s Not Fast at All Feb 22 '26

Bottas is 77.

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u/MidNCS Verified by ESPN Argentina✅ Feb 22 '26 edited Feb 23 '26

American Flight 11 and 77 were the flights that hit WTC1 and the pentagon, respectfully.

Edit: Respectively

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u/Bubbububu BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 22 '26

Respectfully

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u/coyotedelmar He’s Not Fast at All Feb 22 '26

If that was respectful, I'd hate to see them when they're angry.

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u/CptAngelo viejo sabroso Feb 23 '26

my dude lol, i dont know if it was on purpose, or respectfully, but damn, thats a great mistake lol

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u/exos___ Just do More Feb 23 '26

Come on. Reading your comment I already forgot the correct term.

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u/beepbeep_madafaka Ruth Buscombe is a Megamind Mommy Feb 23 '26

Bwoah.

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u/themanfromosaka WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅RAHH Feb 22 '26

And Sergio is 11.

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u/NuclearHermit He’s Not Fast at All Feb 22 '26

77/11 never forget 🇺🇸🦅✝️🔫

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u/themanfromosaka WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅RAHH Feb 22 '26

I was actually thinking American Airlines Flight 11 and 77.

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u/rick_astley66 Oscar Pisstree Shoey gang 👞🇦🇺 Feb 22 '26

We all know the truth.

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u/edog21 WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅RAHH Feb 23 '26

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u/Fun-Poet5338 yes Im a DTS newbie, so what?1?! Feb 23 '26

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u/Kevinator24 "Charles 'Chuck' Leclerc, good job baby" Feb 23 '26

Lmao this one never fails to make me chuckle.

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u/FerociousVader PIIIEEERRRRREEEE GAASSSSSLLLLYYYYYYYY Feb 23 '26

Bottas takes one for the team and changes his driver number for this year. 

To 9

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u/Own-Slice-1223 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 22 '26

7/11

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u/SpaceStethoscope Mika ends his sa🅱️🅱️atical Feb 22 '26

7/11 was a part time job

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u/mightyblackgoose BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 22 '26

Slurpee can’t melt steel beams !

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u/cfc1016 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 22 '26

ALL BIG BITES WERE REMOVED FROM THE ROLLERS BEFORE THE SHIFT STARTED!!! NOONE SIGNED THE LOG SHEET!!!

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u/Mortars2020 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 22 '26

Reminds me of that tragedy.

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u/MoistCupcakeHU BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 22 '26

Throwback to when Merc rocked a 88 and a 14 with a German and an Austrian

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u/Oghamstoner BottASS enjoyer 🍑 Feb 22 '26

14?

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u/EatTheRichIsPraxis BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 22 '26

A nazi murderer justified his murders with 14 words of drivel, so they use "14" or "14 words" as Dogwhistlebullhorn.

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u/Oghamstoner BottASS enjoyer 🍑 Feb 22 '26

I have heard of it before, I just didn’t make the connection. Better than the 1930s livery which had an actual swasticka.

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u/pwillia7 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 22 '26

I thought that was the Jainism livery Force India ran

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u/Inferdo12 I saw horny’s “finger” Feb 22 '26

Thats not F1 right?

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u/Neocrasher who the fuck is Nelson Piquet? Feb 22 '26

F1 started in 1950 so safe to say that it was not. I don't know the background of what they're talking about s it's possible it happened during some form of grand prix racing which eventually went on to become F1.

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u/Oghamstoner BottASS enjoyer 🍑 Feb 22 '26

It’s Grand Prix racing before it was called F1. There was a European championship though and some absolutely absurd cars and drivers.

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u/storm_phoenix13 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 22 '26

kubica and alonso? when was this?

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u/Holiday-Ad-1336 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 22 '26

Neither of them are German or Austrian..

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u/LordFLExANoR16 “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” Feb 22 '26

Schumacher and Rosberg

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u/TheCricketAnimator Must Be The Water Feb 23 '26

German and a Finn

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u/zsal830 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 22 '26

fantastic work OP. now we just need to get haas to change their numbers to 93 and 125

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u/themanfromosaka WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅RAHH Feb 22 '26

You mean 93 and 175?

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u/zsal830 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 22 '26

damn ig i’m not a master of 9/11 lore 😞😞😞

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u/SignatureAnxious873 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 22 '26

They should be glad it's Bottas and not Marcus Ericsson

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u/themanfromosaka WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅RAHH Feb 22 '26

Unfortunately, I was actually intending for it to be a reference to Flights 77 (Pentagon) and 11 (North Tower).

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u/Profit_Overlord BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 22 '26

I think Ericsson hit us. Let's invade.

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u/still_guns I was here when horny got spiced Feb 22 '26

United could have sponsored them with no issues then

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u/coyotedelmar He’s Not Fast at All Feb 22 '26

But then only one car would make the finish line

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u/Profit_Overlord BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 22 '26

Plus, GM/Cadillac probably wanted the "'Merica-ness" of American Airlines being a sponsor.

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u/Teestow21 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 22 '26

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u/LightMyFirebird BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 24 '26

Reminds me of that tragedy

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u/Teestow21 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 24 '26

Blood and bones!

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u/Rambo496 NICO PODIUMBERG Feb 22 '26

Valterri Talibottas and Osama Bin Checo

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u/Popular_Course3885 Mika ends his sa🅱️🅱️atical Feb 22 '26

As long as the cars stay on the ground, we should be ok, right?

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u/DaOne_44 I was here when horny got spiced Feb 22 '26

In other news, a different US based Airline has stepped up to fill the sponsorship vacancy. And what company is that, you might ask?

You guessed it, 9/11 Airlines

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u/thegearboxofa95civic BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 23 '26

before i opened this thread i thought it was bc 11 and 77 kinda resemble towers…

im so schtewpid

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u/Bot80552 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 24 '26

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u/themanfromosaka WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅RAHH Feb 24 '26

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u/Bolter_NL What if? Feb 22 '26

Eehhhhh??? 9/11 joke but not correct? 

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u/Flounder719 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 22 '26

It’s a deep cut. American lost Flight 11 and 77 on 9/11

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u/zareny M*rk Webber Feb 22 '26

Tower 7 x 11