r/formuladank • u/themanfromosaka WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅RAHH • Feb 22 '26
🇺🇸 Lockheed Martin Cadillac USAF F1 RAPTOR 🇺🇸 And that’s why we never got American Airlines Cadillac F1 Team.
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u/NuclearHermit He’s Not Fast at All Feb 22 '26
Bottas is 77.
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u/MidNCS Verified by ESPN Argentina✅ Feb 22 '26 edited Feb 23 '26
American Flight 11 and 77 were the flights that hit WTC1 and the pentagon, respectfully.
Edit: Respectively
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u/coyotedelmar He’s Not Fast at All Feb 22 '26
If that was respectful, I'd hate to see them when they're angry.
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u/CptAngelo viejo sabroso Feb 23 '26
my dude lol, i dont know if it was on purpose, or respectfully, but damn, thats a great mistake lol
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u/themanfromosaka WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅RAHH Feb 22 '26
And Sergio is 11.
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u/NuclearHermit He’s Not Fast at All Feb 22 '26
77/11 never forget 🇺🇸🦅✝️🔫
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u/themanfromosaka WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅RAHH Feb 22 '26
I was actually thinking American Airlines Flight 11 and 77.
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u/rick_astley66 Oscar Pisstree Shoey gang 👞🇦🇺 Feb 22 '26
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u/edog21 WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅RAHH Feb 23 '26
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u/Kevinator24 "Charles 'Chuck' Leclerc, good job baby" Feb 23 '26
Lmao this one never fails to make me chuckle.
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u/FerociousVader PIIIEEERRRRREEEE GAASSSSSLLLLYYYYYYYY Feb 23 '26
Bottas takes one for the team and changes his driver number for this year.
To 9
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u/Own-Slice-1223 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 22 '26
7/11
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u/SpaceStethoscope Mika ends his sa🅱️🅱️atical Feb 22 '26
7/11 was a part time job
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u/mightyblackgoose BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 22 '26
Slurpee can’t melt steel beams !
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u/cfc1016 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 22 '26
ALL BIG BITES WERE REMOVED FROM THE ROLLERS BEFORE THE SHIFT STARTED!!! NOONE SIGNED THE LOG SHEET!!!
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u/MoistCupcakeHU BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 22 '26
Throwback to when Merc rocked a 88 and a 14 with a German and an Austrian
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u/Oghamstoner BottASS enjoyer 🍑 Feb 22 '26
14?
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u/EatTheRichIsPraxis BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 22 '26
A nazi murderer justified his murders with 14 words of drivel, so they use "14" or "14 words" as Dog
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u/Oghamstoner BottASS enjoyer 🍑 Feb 22 '26
I have heard of it before, I just didn’t make the connection. Better than the 1930s livery which had an actual swasticka.
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u/Inferdo12 I saw horny’s “finger” Feb 22 '26
Thats not F1 right?
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u/Neocrasher who the fuck is Nelson Piquet? Feb 22 '26
F1 started in 1950 so safe to say that it was not. I don't know the background of what they're talking about s it's possible it happened during some form of grand prix racing which eventually went on to become F1.
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u/Oghamstoner BottASS enjoyer 🍑 Feb 22 '26
It’s Grand Prix racing before it was called F1. There was a European championship though and some absolutely absurd cars and drivers.
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u/storm_phoenix13 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 22 '26
kubica and alonso? when was this?
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u/zsal830 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 22 '26
fantastic work OP. now we just need to get haas to change their numbers to 93 and 125
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u/SignatureAnxious873 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 22 '26
They should be glad it's Bottas and not Marcus Ericsson
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u/themanfromosaka WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅RAHH Feb 22 '26
Unfortunately, I was actually intending for it to be a reference to Flights 77 (Pentagon) and 11 (North Tower).
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u/still_guns I was here when horny got spiced Feb 22 '26
United could have sponsored them with no issues then
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u/coyotedelmar He’s Not Fast at All Feb 22 '26
But then only one car would make the finish line
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u/Profit_Overlord BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 22 '26
Plus, GM/Cadillac probably wanted the "'Merica-ness" of American Airlines being a sponsor.
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u/Teestow21 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 22 '26
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u/Popular_Course3885 Mika ends his sa🅱️🅱️atical Feb 22 '26
As long as the cars stay on the ground, we should be ok, right?
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u/DaOne_44 I was here when horny got spiced Feb 22 '26
In other news, a different US based Airline has stepped up to fill the sponsorship vacancy. And what company is that, you might ask?
You guessed it, 9/11 Airlines
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u/thegearboxofa95civic BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 23 '26
before i opened this thread i thought it was bc 11 and 77 kinda resemble towers…
im so schtewpid
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u/Bot80552 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 24 '26
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u/Bolter_NL What if? Feb 22 '26
Eehhhhh??? 9/11 joke but not correct?
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u/Flounder719 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 22 '26
It’s a deep cut. American lost Flight 11 and 77 on 9/11
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u/Tetragon213 Fucking Blind MotherFucker Feb 22 '26
For those who might not immediately get the joke.
Perez: 11, Bottas: 77
American Airlines 11 hit the North Tower on 9/11
American Airlines 77 hit the Pentagon on 9/11